Reviews

This is a good "anything goes" type club. Kind of a shabby interior that looks like a remodeled house with a strange cramped layout. Make sure to go in the evening. I was…

I dropped by on a Monday afternoon. There were lots of cars in the lot and a lot of customers inside. Most of the customers tended to be older white guys in their…

visited club around 330p on Tuesday 6/17. good crowd. lots of dancers. too many anorexics, too many tattoos, too many bolt on boobs. Was happy to see my old fav Paige working. Tipped…

I dropped into the Bare Assets 12:45 PM having heard a while back that the incomparable (38 triple Ds) Allison, late of the Tanga, might be working there. It was not to be... There were…

very busy club,pretty and polide ladies.latte night turned out to be very ghetto.admison was $9 drink prices are fair.some girls have no business to dance in any club.they have topless dances for $20 and nude…

This will be a brass tacks review for the out of town set. Unless you happen to be in Holiday, Florida there is no need to go out of your way to check this…

I've always wanted to visit Bare Assets, but I never had a chance. I've read some great reviews here on TUSCL and on other websites. Either a big rainstorm would back up traffic…

Was back here a few weeks ago and managed to hook up with India, an older Latina with a nice rear-end and big, albeit not exactly perky, breasts. She gave great dances in the…

Returned from Florida again recently and went here again. great overall club. I went in the afternoon on a Wednesday and there musthave been about 10 girls, most in…

Was here for part of the day shift in mid-February. It's certainly a good time. I spent some time with a dancer who certainly wasn't the hottest in the club, but was very friendly (both…

Since my last review, the club has hired a ton of new dancers for day shifts. While most of the old favorites are still around, some of the new women are fine, eager to…

Spent two very enjoyable afternoons there in mid-January. Everything said about the afternoon shift below is true. What could be better than sitting with a drink and a smoke watching beautiful naked (OK,…