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Creekside Cabaret
3225 Advance Ln Hatfield, PA 18915
Creekside Cabaret
Vibe 10/10 One large projector screen above the bar and a couple of smaller televisions scattered around the walls. Placement of televisions were adequate. They show UFC fights here. Seats were pretty comfortable. Lighting was great. Might be a little dark inside for some. Bartenders were cute and friendly. Manager on duty seemed friendly and approachable. Bathroom felt clean. Very spacious inside. Might not be comparable to some of those really upscale strip clubs in Las Vegas, but for the middle of nowhere this club is fantastic and thus deserves its rating Value 9/10 No cover for when I went in evening. Cover is $10 after 7pm on Fri/Sat. Ordered a couple of beers during happy hour and I felt the prices were great. They won't give you a cup of water if you ask and rather want you to buy a $3 water bottle. No food is served here but you can buy a $20 soup. There were about 3-4 strippers in the lineup when I was there. If there was a cover (in the $10-20 range) when I went, then this rating would be lower. Vampiness 9 The strippers were all attractive and around the 7.5-8 range. Didn't see any 9s or 10s but that wasn't necessary. Most of them seemed like women in their early 20s. I was really impressed with the dance skills and footwork of most of the strippers. They really seemed to know what they were doing and thus made the strip club gain more legitimacy. The strippers all had a friendly personality and were down-to-earth. YMMV especially if the strip club is a lot busier. Didn't feel pressured when I was there. Verdict 9/10 (A)
Wow
Met up with a friend that I haven't seen in a long time. Got dinner and decided to go creekside since both of us have been wanted to check it out. Gps took us to some side street off a highway and we were confused if we typed in the right address or not. It was tucked away behind some commercial buildings far away from sight. Parking wasn't too packed since it was still somewhat early in the night. No cover but we got a light pat down by the bouncer up front. We walked in a was taken back how nice it was inside. We're used to dive bars with a stage or 2 inside the bar. But this place was so nice. 3 poles along the inside of a long rectangular "bar". The layout is real nice with a lot of seating options to pick from. Tons of seating upclose to the stage. Lots of tables and and high tops. Booths towards the outer and about ~10 seats at the bar in the back. Once we sat down by the tables we were greeted by our waitress (who was smoking hot) and took our drink orders. Bud lite and miller lite were $5 each. She told us to press a button on the lit sign at our table if we needed anything else and she was there instantly when we did. The girls were all super nice and friendly. They all averaged around 20-30 years old. There were a few that really stood out to me but I was never able to get her attention for a dance. She was a tall white girl with blonde hair and an A-cup with really long legs. I feel like since my friend and I aren't regulars, the girls weren't coming towards us. But we didn't mind. We loved how there really wasn't a dollar parade going around cause if there were, we would have been tapped out after an hour or so. The girls comes down a stairway by the front of the stage and do a dance at the first pole. The next dance is at the farthest pole from the stairway and then they finish at the middle pole. After their 3 songs, they walk on the inside collecting tips. They weren't real pushy or anything and often gave you a mini dance on the floor. Be warned at people smoke inside so you'll leave the place smelling of cigarettes. They also have a small cigar list to check out. Got an acid cigar for $10. Which I thought was pretty well priced. My friend and I loved it there and will definitely come back in the future.
a quiet Wednesday night
This was overall a very pleasant experience, better than I was expecting for early-evening mid-week. I was in the area for business, and it was too late to make any more calls, so it occurred to me to see if there were any "gentleman's clubs" around, rather than killing time in a local diner or a motel room. Did a search on my phone, and found several in the area, but Creekside was the closest, only a five minute drive, and Google gave it a fairly high score. I don't go to these sort of places that often; last time must have been a couple of years ago. I consider myself very lucky to have happened on this place. I don't remember the time I arrived, but it was early evening. There was a big parking lot, but only 6 or 8 cars/pickups there. I don't like to be one of the few customers in a place; I would rather go unnoticed when I arrive. So I was a little nervous about the small number of vehicles in the lot. The outside looks as if it might have once been a warehouse, but on entering the place impressed me as fairly up-scale. The doorman did a quick pat-down on me; I suppose he was looking for guns and knives!! that hadn't happened in a while, but it was quick, and he was very professional about it. No problem. The room was large and fairly well lite; I wasn't stumbling around in the dark like happens sometimes. There was a large stage with 3 poles, but just one dancer. However, later they went to 2 dancers on the stage. All the girls were quite pretty, and several quite stunning; I was impressed. They were not pushy at all for drinks or tips (what a change from majority of other places I have visited). After a few minutes I felt very comfortable there. All the staff were friendly and made me feel at ease. I have to mention that the waitress was really a looker -- petite with an incredible ass and a very nice pair up front. I have to admit that my gaze was probably diverted towards her more often than the dancers; gave her a larger tip than I did the dancers. Topless lap dances start at $20 for 5 minute topless, and go up from there (way up) depending on what is removed and the duration. For this first visit I stayed with the standard topless lap-dance, and I was not disappointed. There don't seem go be any rules against touching, at least not with the dancer I had. That dance made me wanting to go back. REALLY !!! I live a couple of states away from this place, but I will definitely find an excuse to be in that area for business again, and as soon as possible. I would recommend Creekside Cabaret -- in a small town, but it is as good, or better than a big city club.
Suzie Malone was the feature
Visited at about 9:15 on Saturday (came from Cloud 9 - see separate review) and stayed until about 11. Haven't been here in about 6 months. No need to describe interior or exterior since its been said before and hasn't changed. $15 cover due to feature - Suzie Malone - a burlesque dancer and magician. I happy hoped the show would start earlier it didn't begin until about 10:35 and lasted 20+ minutes. Suzy put on a decent show, did some magic tricks, some burlesque dancing, removed her clothes, brought audience members on stage to assist with tricks. At end of show she was naked and brought out a small kiddie pool and put soapy water in it. She lathered herself up and had others also help. She is a big boobed milf past her prime. She's still sexy if you enjoy older women (I don't mind) but has a little meat on her body. Not sure if the younger crowd enjoyed it. There were also several women in audience. As for the rest of the dancers - about 12+ working, most 7's or 8's, mostly if not all were American, 2 WOC, 2 Asian. A mix of ages from early 20's to 30's. After stage duty they walk the inner rail and solicit tips (not many sit around stage, but many patrons get up from cocktail tables to give a tip). After that they come and circulate with customers, many put on long dresses, others in different dresses, etc. I was approached by a couple for dances and politely declined. No real pressure. I believe lap dances are $20 for topless in a large common room, but there are many other room options. There were typically 2-3 girls on stage at a time. The poles (3) are about 18' tall and a couple of dancers did work it. One dancer actually supported herself on top of another dancer that was halfway up the pole - nice effort! And then they did a little girl on girl show. The place did fill up from about 15 patrons at arrival to about 45 for the show. I really like this place but it's 1.5 hours from home so visits are not frequent. I will be back soon hopefully.

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