Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Stopped in around 8. Haven't been in a few weeks so thought I would see anyone new. If you been you no the routine if not its 10 cover, no alcohol, 2 dollar bottle water not sure on pop. Take your ID and information but whatever....

Red mature sexy vibrant blonde...enjoys her work and ain’t ashame to say so. Says she worked at CT and ManCave in the past and it shows she’s got some experience... in good way. Windy Dae petite black short haired cutie entertaining to watch on stage and very entertaining in...

These girls look like there right out of a meth house! I mean wow old and looking freaky one lady has cat ears and a fat stomach a fat younger girl and some girl who has to be deformed in the face. Other than that the normal ghetto trash black...

Late Saturday afternoon, I reached the conclusion that my frustration with lame ass dances had reached a critical tipping point. I know the Chicago area is a desert when it comes to reliable extras. My choices, if willing to make the drive, are Rockford (usually with fuglies) or...

Had a good time last visit so thought would give it a shot. Told on 3 girls inside so was hesitant but went ahead anyway. Surprised when I can in their was someone dancing on stage. Had a great body. Sat by stage and fed her some...

So I stopped in polekatz to check it out. Sat at bar nothing happening finished drink was going to head home drove by honeys and thought what the hell. Stopped in wentthrough $10 cover and I'd thing no big deal I guess. Club kinda strange no dancers in...

I arrive Friday around 10pm. Parked in front, not too many cars. The parking lot has tons of potholes. As you may have read you have to show a guy your id and he writes something down on a paper. Don't know what he is writing on it. I asked...

I went around 9 pm to see if I could find the dancer I was looking for, I forget her name but she talks a lot and has a nice body. The guy informs its girls so I'm thinking cool she probably will be here, I was wrong though. This...

I popped into Honey's wednesday afternoon. No idea why, looking for fun, I suppose.

To start, the place is in an old bank or something. The parking lot around the area is enormous. It's also bombed out and covered in potholes. Parking was plentiful right in front because not many people...

On this particular visit I certainly in around 1. There were quite a few girls this night. I'd say 5 or so. Not too long after I got there, I was approached by a nice looking Latina. She was small framed, athletic build, and had a pretty nice accent. I...

I mean wow went down even further than the past! Went in on a Friday night around 10 and I couldn't believe it only 2 dancers at that time! One has worked there off and on for years and the years haven't been kind. The other was new and so...

Place is bascially a bad br****l...A number of the girls dont even bother offering a dance...straight up offer of getting it on in the private rooms...I like to think all women are beautiful....but this place kinda challenges that....place looks drab, unwashed and the ladies a bit 'smelly'. Hit or miss...

Went there not too long ago. I was just getting off work and was looking for a little fun. They check your i.d. at the door which I don't like. Once on there it's really dark and really incognito which I like. There was this older girl up on stage....

Well after my endeavors to clubs around the 219, scores, fantasy, vu. I decided to strut into shady territory. O honeys howve the rumor are true. Well it is a primary darker skined club which isnt always bad. The environment when coming in is prison like with giving up an...

So, this place has always been on my radar even though I didn't expect much. Needless to say, my expectations were right. A couple of girls who were probably pretty hot before they got strung out were dancing, friendly and not pushy. Overall it could have been worse. I had...

There's a lyric from a classic musical that   distinguishes Gary, Indiana as "not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome." And how. Honey's is a long way from all of those places, although it's not wildly out of range from metro Chicago.  Fairly easy to find, due mainly to the...

Walked in about 2am. They would do better to make the customers area in the dressing room cause except for 1 girl with the only customer, they all stayed back there. One girl eventually stumbled out, clearly high since there's no alcohol here. The chicks ignore the DJ when called...

Honey's used to be a real good place but over the years has declined. Most of the dancers are in the age range of thirty to thirty-five and even on weekends there are no more than six dancers working. Most of the dancers are not interested in mingling and just...

I stopped into Honey's a couple of Tuesday's ago and was reminded why I haven't been there in many years.
I live in Illinois but I don't mind driving to Indiana for some entertainment from time to time.
Let me run down what I have a problem with:

1) The cover price. ...

Here's the deal... I despise that they write your information down when you come in and make you sign a form. Its beyond shitty. The place doesn't serve alcohol (or anything for that matter) and the inside is really cheap, the stage is hardly that, and the sound...

Went here last Friday hoping to see my favorite or hopefully catch someone new. I arrived around 8 and the place initially had 1 girl but one walked right in after as I stood at the counter and she looked high. I sit down after paying $10 to get in...

I have been going to Honey's off and on for years and its a hit or miss on everything.First its in an old closed down bank that was bought which is kind of takes time getting used to. You pay a $10 cover to get in and you must present...

So if you are looking for a place to hang out say with a gf or a couple of friends this is not the place....now if you are looking for some action...this probably is (but cant testify first hand).

I was there with my wife and another couple. Now some of...

Paid my membership dues and had a seat. This was my first time here since I'm from California. There were 6 girls working. They seemed disinterested. As if they were tired from the previous night.

At beer #2 a beautiful chocolate honey approached me. Immediately she saluted my soldier. Great...

So went with a few of my buddys here who were already members. They work in the steel mill down the road. They must come here often. I paid my membership price and they wrote down all my details wasnt particualary happy about that. It is...