Platinum Plus Reviews

Went to Erv's a few weeks back before the change. I have not been there since. Again, some dancers are hit or miss. SOme are nice but dress like trailer trash and others are ok. Big customer clientele base. I was standing there for a while...

Went to Erv's on Friday night. Haven't been there for a few months. Was kind of crowded as they had Lisa Ann as a feature who is from the Eastern part of the state. The girls were mixed. Some nice ones and some dressed like trailer...

I've been going to this club for years, and here's the rundown. Erv's is the go-to place in the Lehigh Valley for large groups of men - which means that on the weekends, it's extremely crowded. The place is moderately large, with a center runaway elevated a few feet above...

I went to erv's on Saturday, 10/2. Hadn't been there for a while. Noticed there were several new girls. Can't say I was pleased. Erv's usually has good girls and there were some good ones. But, I say only some. I was definitely disappointed...

There is a girl at Erv's with a southern accent...a bit on the plus size side - she is an absolutely fantastic performer - she captivates the room and definitely draws everyone's attention when she takes the stage. Very impressive! Beyond her there were a few other girls working...

This is a raunchy, low class place. It's behind a supermarket in a strip mall. There's an old guy missing teeth who sits on a bar stool by the front door. Maybe that's Erv. But he is grumpy and didn't make my girlfriend the least bit...

After the debacle at Scarlett's (see that thread) I decided to try to salvage the day at Erv's. Erv's saved the day.

First thing I noticed was the completely different vibe at Erv's. The girls were actually having fun. Alexis did her show and demonstrated exactly how flexible...

I was up in the Lehigh Valley for a golf tournament and had the afternoon free. I thought I would make a tour of the clubs up in the area and do a little recon. I made three stops this afternoon: CR Fannys, Tattletales and Ervs.

Erv's was my...

I come here about once per month. Good place to just relax and watch, chat a little with the girls. Not a lot of pressure for tips, but of course the more you spend the more attention you will get. Staff are friendly and service is good. Not the greatest...

We visited on Saturday, May 1, 2010, at about 10:30pm.

The club was clean and not too smokey, had good ventilation. I liked the fact that the music was loud enough to hear but not so loud as to break your ear drums. Lighting was great, the dancers looked good and...

Just like the other reviewers stated, when you pull up to this place you see a ton of cars; but when you go in, there will be less than 5 other customers there. I went there when Jenna Haze was the feature. She is petite, but looksso small...

Lot's of cars in the parking lot when I arrived so I expected a good crowd. Paid the $20 cover and walked in to see 2 guys sitting together talking to one of the dancers. Another dancer on stage. That was it. I sat across from them. Jasmine...

Ok, so this place will not measure up to clubs out of the US for risque behavior and it certainly will not compare in dancer quality to New York or Philadelphia. That being said, its a BYOB (fully nude) and the girls are approachable. I and the wife...

Our yearly visit to Erv's during Musikfest. Checked into our hotel in Bethlehem, filled up a cooler with beers and grabbed a cab. Almost skipped Erv's altogether because the dancer quality was so poor last year. What a difference a year makes! Laides were much improved, in the 6-8 range....

Best thing I can say is at least it's all nude.

BYOB, which is a pain if you don't want beer for 3 hours. Distributor is 3 blocks away but staff won't tell you.

One REALLY big stage.

Girls are NOT hot unless they got a feature entertainer. Lap dances are $30-$40...

this club is average, i was not impressed compared to other clubs i visited. cover charge is average for a club of this type, its byob. It is secluded nicly behind a shopping center. Dancers were not very friendly, but weren't money vultures like some other clubs i've been to....

This place is OK. The best thing it has going for it is reasonably priced food that is pretty good. There are some hot girls in here, and others are just ok. The atmosphere is friendly and it's not really high pressure so you can just hang...

It was once again time for my yearly visit to Musikfest and Erv's. Boy, the dancer quality was WAY DOWN this year. The always lovely Ashton kept a smile on everyone's face but the other 5 dancers were dreadful. This place is running on fumes. It is possible that things...

Gentlemen, unless you are really bored, don't waste your time here. I was bored and in the area looking for some relaxation and entertainment.

This place is GREAT if you just want to take a six-pack of beer or a bottle of booze and toss $1 bills to...

Went to Erv's last Friday. The girls were on average 8 out of 10's. Love the BYOB. Was aa bit hard to find at first because it is in the back of the plaza. I bought my beer at the restaurant in front of Erv's but next time I will...

I go to Erv's once per year before heading over to Musikfest. Had a nice visit on a Friday afternoon. As always, BYOB is great. The quality of dancer is MUCH improved over last year. It is interesting to note that the dancers were more aggressive in asking for dances....

Erv's was the place to be a few years back. I can not believe how it has slipped. There was only one girl who was hot, but she was smokin' hot. The rest had no boobs, multiple tatoos, and kept wanting more ones. Cover was $15...

I first walked into this club about fifteen years ago. At the time it seemed like a benchmark for nude clubs. There were a lot of great looking girls, big crowds of guys there to see them, and lousy or nonexistent private dances. (I can't remember which...

A true dump. BYOB but watch it, some of the "regulars" have long arms. Dancers rate a 5 at best, some 8 for looks but 0 for attitude. No private dances, stage too brightly lit, cover charge ridiculous, if you want to see what a club should not be, stop...

I will not be back to this place. i should have know when I walked in the door and it was real bright and they asked for a $20 covere. I think there were about 4 girls working there. ! was ok but I saw her once and then never...