Reviews

After conducting my very important scientific research at Booby Trap, and having my hypothesis validated, I left early and took the chance to check out Pink Pony. Big mistake. 5.00 entry, no parking fee so the price was right. Number of the cars in the parking lot was a bad sign. I walked into the club and the first thing I thought was LOW ENERGY. The club itself is not a bad design. Only one stage that I saw, or at least only one in use, with one dancer on there (who seemed bored out of their minds). The stage is in the middle of the club with seating around it in almost a total circle. The seating actually seemed good and the physical club appeared a lot more upscale than I'd imagined, particularly for a building that looks like it was a hastily prepared warehouse. Not many girls, and they all seemed to be hanging around the stage. Girls were for the most part thin, and definitely not as thick as Booby Trap. However they did seem pretty enough & there appears to be some quality control with the hiring. I suppose there is a tip parade, but things were so slow & low energy, that anyone who tried it would just look really bad, even for shameless Miami dancers. Dances were uninspired. Didn't take long for me to decide it wasn't even worth hanging around for a little ass spotting. Again, I went on a Tuesday, so I didn't expect the place to be insane, but it seems like one of those clubs that isn't drawing the custies so there is little energy from the dancers, which just creates low energy/interest from the customers. I suppose there is more energy, custies, and dancers on the weekend, but if I thought of coming here again, I'd say why don't I just go to the other club up the road. Don't see a reason to come back, nothing about it gave me the interest to give it a shot on another day.

Had an hour before a flight so stopped in around 6 PM. Nice layout. First time visitor. Cigarette smoke a turnoff for me but ventilation decent. No cover. 2 for 1 happy hour. Good value. Girls were so-so. I'd say 5-7 but not bad for late afternoon. post dance tip walk isn't my thing but can deal with it. Some dancers had limited english of course but the few I spoke with were friendly and took their time. Had a private dance with a slightly think body nicaraguan. Not gorgeous but good enough. Communication a little tough. More extensive extras seemed on the table to go to a different room. Stayed with the regular $25 dances. Excellent contact. Full above waist and plenty of stick shifting. 2 dances and left feeling relaxed and satisfied. Overall a good experience.

Let's start out with a quick guide to clarify my my spectrum of SC acronyms. I assume everyone has their own spectrum. UHM (Ultra High Mileage) - all the way VHM (Very High Mileage) - short of all the way but more than free roaming HM (High Mileage) - free roaming MM (Mid Mileage) - roaming is encouraged but restricted LM (Low Mileage) - roaming is limited VLM (Very Low Mileage) - your car stalled... *A note on "extras" - As you can see extras are not part of the spectrum. I understand that the word can have certain implications in other reviews. But keep in mind I'm based in Miami where we need a word to describe offers that may have nothing to do with mileage. That being said, extras in my book are just that: an offer, made by a dancer, that has nothing to do with mileage. **A disclaimer regarding HM, VHM, UHM, and extras - living in Miami SC'a are famous for above average mileage and extras. That being said any statement I make regarding HM, VHM, UHM, or extras is simply an opinion. It should not be construed to mean I have partaken, will partake, or have been offered HM, VHM, UHM, or extras. I've been here a handful of times. Usually during the week. The below descriptions are an average of separate occasions, unless stated otherwise. Parking - Never a problem. Plenty of it. I don't think I've ever been charged. Club layout - probably my favorite part about this club is that there are so many couches. Actually come to think of it I want to vent about this. Why don't SC's have more couches? Patrons come in to relax and talk with the girls. Either that or they are in the back rooms. So why not place more couches? Anyway, this club gets an A+ on couches. They have plenty and they're free to use unless the club is so packed that they need one for bottle service - and I wouldn't worry about that seeing as it never is that packed. Which brings me to my next point. Ambiance - good ambiance if you want a low key club. It's some where between a stir crazy and a bottoms up (closed now) Number Dancers - too little. That's the truth. In my opinion this club is similar to stir crazy, with one big exception: there typically only a handful of dancers. Dancer quality - about average. You'll get anything from a 4 to an 8 here. 7's and 8's being the exception not the rule. But if you're like me, you don't really care because you looking for that thick older Latina that most would write off as a 5 or 6. LD Area - not private. They sit you Down right by the entrance of the back area. That being said I did get a dancer one time that asked the door guy if she could go a bit more private and she took me to a couch around the corner. It sti was enclosed but it also wasn't right in front. They have cubicles in the back. I'm not really sure what they're for seeing as the VIP is up stairs... LD quality - so this is the part that gets interesting... Keep in mind one thing is LD quality and another is mileage. A quality LD in Miami, where LD can have friction, is one where the girl is motivated and passionate. Understand the motivation and passion can be soley related to hopes for a VIP upgrade or out of desperation to make some $$$ (usually the case) or can still be in hopes of getting you into a VIP room / $$$ but with a hint of genuine interest. I've gotten both fairly often. Obviously the former more than the latter. In this club though, I've only found girls with passion for hopes of an upgrade. But regardless of the reason out of the three dances I remember here, two girls were highly motivated and the overall dance quality was some of the best I've seen. One dance was very poor quality. And the VIP was very low also. More on that later. Perhaps the dance was low quality because I didn't do my usual flirting routine engagin the girl to give her reason to be motivated. Anyway the other two dances were such good quality and the girls were so interested in performing a good dance that it's probably the only reason I'd come back here sometimes instead of booby trap. VIP area - upstairs. I've been one night on a weekend. Actually the only night I remember more than 7 girls in the club. Late Saturday. Not good at all. The girl was only interested in $$$. The two LD's I described above were by far better and cheaper. From what I remember it was $300. Opinion of Mileage - it seems that a customer could reasonably expect above average mileage with the likelihood of UHM if he upgrades to VIP. However it is a hot or miss. Look at my experience, I wouldn't have partaken in anything of the sort anyway, but my VIP experience was awful.

This club has been accurately described, by me and others. Since the renovations it continues to be clean, comfortable and well maintained. They have stopped collecting for parking. I was encouraged after a previous successful visit in February so I thought I would try again while I was in the neighborhood. I will come right out and say it. It was slim pickings this trip. I tried dances with two ladies, each of which was friendly enough, each of which offered extra service at below market prices, but both were lacking in both grace and a gentle touch. I am no shrinking violet, but when a dancer uses both hands to push me back on the couch and mounts me like she was getting on a Harley Davidson I was a little surprised. I really did not regain control of the situation until I said no more a few times at the end of the song. I easily could have left satisfied, but with greatly diminished self-esteem.

Returned to Pink Pony(PP) after more than a year...the last time there we rented to whole top floor for my buddy's bachelor party and we had a good time but the quality of girls was just OK that night. Last week I decided to bring a friend of mine that was in from out of town and was pleasantly surprised. The quality of the girls on this night was awesome; not all were 9s or 10s by any means but most were 7s and 8s and what they lacked in hotness they made up in the willingness to go the extra mile and showed is a great time. I will definitely make this one of my go to strip clubs especially since it's close to work, I really have to check out their happy hour as I've heard it's really good too!!! Money goes a long way so definitely worth checking out!!!

I've been to Pony two times, both Saturday nights. I was told the place has been renewed, so it's pretty new and clean too. There is just one stage with two dancers a time. The dancers are good looking, I mean, there r some really beautiful and a couple that were just ugly, but the average isn't bad, and its just my opinion so u may like them.Most of them have a really pleasant attitude. If you are looking for a crowdystrip club, this is not for you. The place wasn't boucing.

Last time I visited ths club about 6 months ago, I had a pretty good time. I appreciated the improvements that the made in the physical facility, and the fact that of the few dancers that were present, I found one who was both friendly and quite attractive. Las week I happened to be in the neighborhood and decided to give it another try. When I arrived the parking lot was pretty empty. There was one patron who was leaving with sufficient haste that I suspected that his wife just came in the back door, or he had already gotten what he came for. I should add that they seem to have abandoned their troublesome habit of charging for parking. Upon entering I saw few patrons and two AA dancers sitting at the bar. I sat down at the bar as well and the dancers moved too the stools on either side of me. This is generally a good sign. Both made it obvious that they knew how to make friends. I figured that I might as well go directly for a LD as both dancers were sitting with me and no one was dancing. One of the candidates was considerably more attractive than the other so it made my choice easy. I discovered that the downstairs LD area had been divided into two areas. The area in front was reasonable private and was the venue for the regular $25 dances. There was also an area farther back for $30 dances that I was assured would be considerably more private. There are also VIP rooms upstairs, but that hardly seemed necessary tonight. I opted for the $30 area and found it to be more than adequate. I know that this is the part of the review where it is generally expected that there will be a reference to available mileage. Let me just say if you want better mileage than this, buy a Honda Civic. By the time I left there were two more dancers working the floor, but I was done for the evening. As I left, I couldn't help but think of the gentleman that I passed when I entered. My guess is that we both had a similar experience. This doesn't seem to be a club to while away the hours, but it is what it is, and that's okay.

I had only been here once before when I was in high school and will never go back again. It has now been almost 20 years and even though the club looks nicer than I remembered it the atmosphere was a no go. When I walked in there was only one dancer and the employees. The dancer immediately came up to me and apologized for the lack of "fun" and number of dancers. She goes on to tell me that if it wasn't because she had already arranged for transportation she would have left already. Good thing I was only trying to kill some time before heading off to meet up with a friend. Thinking back now it was kind of funny, but definitely will not be returning.

Had a few hours to burn so I decided to give it a shot. The reviews were a bit mixed so I didn't know what to expect. When I finally found the place, (it was kind of hard to find) the girl at the door told me that no dancers had shown up to work yet. This should've been a deal breaker but I already felt like I was in too deep with the time I had already spent trying to find the place and all so I said what the heck. To my surprise I wasn't the only customer in the building. After about 15-20 minutes a dancer showed up. She didn't seem very enthusiastic about being there considering the fact that she ignored the customers and carried on a conversation with the bartender. A few minutes later another dancer came in. She started talking to me. She was very nice but it was too late. I finished my drink and headed home. Maybe I caught them on an off day. But I don't see myself going back anytime soon.

Much Improved! I previously reviewed this club after my last visit almost a year ago. I was unhappy. The physical club was okay, but the dancers that encountered were older, bitter, and dear I say a little mean. None the less, after reading more recent reviews, I decided to give it another try. I am glad that I did. The interior has been completely remodeled. The bar has been moved and is no longer a horseshoe, and there is now only one stage. The dancers were attractive. Not pushy but available.The LD area is the same as in the old club, a maze of kind of private stalls in a separate area in the back of the club. VIP is upstairs. It is quite private unless there is an argument in an adjoining room. You can guess how I know. Regardless,I was glad I made the trip, and left quite satisfied. Pink Pony is back in the rotation.

Checked this place out after an uninspiring 45 minutes spent at the Booby Trap. This club is relatively small with a single center stage for one dancer at a time. There is an upstairs area. I was told there are pool tables, and I think the VIP area is up there also, but I never went upstairs. Overall, the place is clean, well kept and has an upscale appearance, although not lavish. There was a light crowd, only about a dozen guys, probably about the same number of dancers, all of which were generally pretty good looking, nothing under a 7. I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. Within two minutes a statuesque AA dancer came over and sat down next to me. As a general rule, I’m don’t generally go for AA, but she had a cute face and was built like the proverbial brick shithouse. She had a set of natural double Ds that she was not shy about showing, including with zero clearance to my face. We had a couple of drinks, and both her hands and mine were wandering everywhere. She started pushing for a session in the VIP room. I countered that I prefer the real privacy of my hotel room, but she resisted without outright saying no. Instead I went for a couple of dances in the lap dance area, which is a maze of booths in the back corner of the club. The booths are open, but she led me to one in the far corner of the maze, and there was no one else getting lap dances back there, so it was pretty secluded. The lap dances were great even though no extras. We went back out to the bar and had a couple of more drinks and played around some more there. She kept pushing for the VIP room, but she was pleasant about it, so I didn’t mind. As I was getting ready to leave, she relented and made arrangements to meet me at my hotel. She showed up as agreed, and we had a fantastic time.

I had been to this place a long time ago, and didn't have the best memories of it. Somehow ended up in the neighbor with friends and decided to check it out again. Glad I did, it was actually a lot of fun. There weren't that many girls, maybe 8-10 .We were sitting at the bar and got to talk to most of them. The upside of a smaller club like this is that you actually get to interact with the girls, as opposed to huge places like Tootsie's where at times it feels like you're watching TV. I would definitely recommend this place, knowing what you're walking into. there were a couple of really hot girls, but on average they're 5-7's. Regardless, it's a good time.