Reviews

Let me start by saying that there were no dancers that were worth a dance, a VIP, or any other experience. I hate giving a bad review, but I gave the bar a second chance, but it actually was worse than the 1st time. I walked into Crazy Girls around 5pm and there were 4 customers a d 3 dancers. I'm close to 3 bills and i was skinnier than the 3 dancers. The bartender was cute, so I decided to buy a beer and hope that morale improved. I Chose Poorly! The girls did not improve. The offers were extremely high. 270 for 15 minutes. I drank my beer, then left. I have never seen a dancer actually dance in two visits, and unless I see reviews tell me otherwise, I will stay away and go to other bars with better choices. I don't mind spending money if it is worthwhile, but in my 100 plus clubs I have been to, this was truly a waste of time and money.

Was out and about in Largo on a Sunday. Did a little day drinking and had been by this place a couple of times. Decided to give it a try. Set in a strip mall so didn't look promising. Don't know the area super well, parking was good and it seemed safe enough. Upon entering no one at the door so no cover on Sunday afternoons at least. Bar off to the right a little bit, pool table with guy and girl playing. Space across from the bar with couple of girls sitting. Initially girls were slightly on the heavy side but cute and seemed friendly. Sat down at the bar, good size 20 seats maybe. Bar tender was cute and friendly and seemed to be US born and raised. Ordered a beer $7 with tip I think. 30+ hot Cuban woman sitting a couple of stools to my left talking to a guy. No one else at the bar. Young Cuban girl, 20's came out from back and came right over to me. Average body but cute face. She spoke very little English so lot of phone translation. Bought her a drink and we chatted for about 15 - 20 mins. Then she asked me to take her in the back so negotiations started. 140 for 15 mins pretty much everything on the table for negotiation. She then asked me if we could go back with the hottie to my left. That interested me so another 140. Gave money to the bartender. Not sure how much of that they get. Small, pretty private room in the back, wooden bench seat. They wanted 200 for BBBJ but I told them I only had 100 so they agreed. Then the fun started. Young girl stood on bench pulled panties down and straddled me. Hottie went to work which was the way I wanted it. Everything looked and smelled clean and I had enough beer in me so we had some fun. After a few minutes they switched. Then they both got down and finished the job. Probably actually longer than 15 mins. but nobody seemed to care. Went back to the bar and bought them both a drink and had another beer. They wanted to go again but I was played out. Will probably try again if I'm back in the area. All in all a pretty productive Sunday afternoon. Probably 400 all in with drinks. I was happy I stopped. Like most places if you go off hours you can get a pretty good deal. Probably 5 girls there, that I saw. Didn't talk to the others. But would have been OK with any of them. I got lucky and ended up with the best of the bunch though. Be ready to phone translate if you don't speak Spanish.

Largo, FL. Saturday night. Strip mall, busy road, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking. In you go, guy at the front. $10 cover and ID check. In you go. Basically one bar island right ahead where most everyone was and one small stage to your right, one girl up at a time, that nobody pays attention to. Customers were a few white and hispanic older guys. Lap dances are $30 a song. Two way touch is ok. Dancers aside from a couple white girls in there, mostly cuban. About 15 girls or so. Some fake stuff. Ages 20's-40's. Talent was mediocre imo. 4-6 range. Girls ran thin to chunky. I was chatting with one nice cuban girl at the bar. She grinded on me for tips at the bar, decent groping allowed, I felt that was about as much as I wanted to do at this club. $30 a song too steep. I know this is a newer club but doesn't feel like it at all. It's kind of just a random beat up dive bar. There's better in Pinellas.

I saw ads for this club through Facebook and decided to stop in and give it a shot. The bar is about a 10 minute drive from Oz or Atlantis. It is located in a strip mall and you can very easily miss it. In retrospect, I should have taken it as a sign. Parked in the lot and wandered in the door. The first thing you notice is the entryway, which reminds me of a vestibule in a strip mall pizza parlor. They had a pool table off to one side, and a decent size bar. The Bartender was an AA in some nylon type outfit. She was skinny, but not unattractive. I ordered a beer, which was around 5 or 6 bucks. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived, and I am pretty sure they each had me by 30 pounds. One of the girls came over and sat down. She could speak adequate english and proceeded to give me a very firm handshake. She told me all about how much fun we were going to have, but as she kept talking, my interest got less and less. I'm not proud of myself, but at that point, I set my phone alarm to go off, so I had to get up and pretend to answer my phone. Told he BRB, and ran for the car. I apologize, but I was never told dance prices, nor did I ask due to the fact that I didn't see anything to motivate me. Not when I had better options at multiple places.

Have driven by here a number of times as I live quite close. So I decided on a Saturday evening (8pm) to give it a try. I've found the last year I've really not enjoyed going to the clubs as much, a big part of that is the language barrier with most of the dancers. It's in a strip mall, but well lit and I didn't feel like it was terribly shady. I walked in and the guy at the front desk asked for the $10 cover. So as you walk in it opens up to a big space. There's a pool table to the left, bar to the right and couches/tables to the far right corner. It's all kind of a red/crimson color scheme but maybe that was just the lighting. There was a group of guys playing pool and two other guys at the bar. I just got a water and the bartender didn't charge me, so I tipped her a few bucks. One of my frustrations of alot of the clubs is that the bartenders are cuter and speak english and then the dancers are all cuban. Both bartenders, a thinner dark haired caucasian gal and a thicker blonde haired one, were so cute and personable. There was three dancers working and all were cuban. One came and talked to me. My spanish is alright so I understood about half of it. She used the translater app the rest of the time. This gal actually seemed quite nice, but I just hate not being able to have a real conversation. She asked if I wanted a dance and said it was $40 for a song or $140 for 15 minutes. Which seemed a little steep given the place. I passed and just decided to make it a quick night and head out. There were a few more folks walking in as I was leaving so the atmosphere was alright from a customer perspective, but the dancer situation was really lacking. Probably won't return.

I went here because there were no reviews. It is in a bad neighborhood. There were vagrants everywhere. It is in a strip mall with a very small parking lot. I parked right in front of the door to keep my walk short and it was right under a light. The entry and desk were empty. Inside is a large, cavernous space with a pool table on the left, a massive bar with few chairs on the back right, a few tables and booths across from there, in front of a small 1/4 round stage. The only girl was a young bartender in a bikini. She had a decent body and a butterface. There were only three other older blue-collar types there. Beers were $6. I saw a cute girl walk in and head straight back. The bartender was shooting pool. I asked her when I dancer would be on stage and she didn't know. What I thought might be lap dance rooms were just the bathrooms. The space was unfinished and felt filthy. I would not have dared to order anything other than bottles. Definitely nothing with ice or draft/soda tubes. The girl who walked in was cute, but there was nothing going on and did not seem like there would be. I finished my beer and left.