The Bodyshop Reviews

Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you know how to get to the other club, just follow the path of small flashing signs,...

This is in an industrial park, down an alley. There is a $10=$20 cover charge depending on the time and the crowd. You get the usually pat down. It is a smaller club with a rectangular stage and tables. The bar area is very small and not suitable for...

Between the barbed wire fence around the parking lot and the bouncers causally playing with a cattle prod, I can see why I was the only customer. This is the most uninviting club I have ever been to in over 15 years. Parking lot was some how full despite my...

So this just around the corner from the other Beltsville club. If it wasn't for the trail of flashing signs, I would have never found the place. It is located in an industrial area, but it feels fairly safe. The fensed in parking is somewhat limited, so I had to...

Full pandemic mode rules in this club now. Club is located in industrial area behind train tracks across from Route 1 in Beltsville. It’s an old auto body shop that has been fixed up to be very comfortable. The bathrooms are fancy and clean.

The big change is in safety...

I visited this place for the first time this week. Cover charge was $20 bucks. I didn't know it existed until I saw a review on TUSCL earlier this month. It is in a difficult place to find... but it is walking distance from the Showcase Theatre club...

After seeing their IG post that they were open I decided to hit The Body Shop late on Labor Day night. The club maintains an active presence on IG. Being that it was a holiday I was a bit surprised that they were open. They are open...

I've been to a few clubs named Body Shop. They're not a chain, it's just one of those names that seems like a good one for a club I guess. I was there on a Monday night. The door guy wands and does a pat down (at least for me)...

Hit The Body Shop a little after 1:00 a.m. on Friday Aug. 6, after determining that Fuego is closed…again. This was my first visit to The Body Shop post re-opening. There was a parking space in the paved lot out front, which is good. The nearby street...

Went on a Monday night, and the outside looked kind of cool... fitting the theme of the place. I was kind of surprised how small it was inside. It may have been the smallest club I've ever been in. There's a stage, and on each side is VIP seating. a...

I was in town for the weekend . This was the closest club showing the McGregor Fight so I decided to give it a go. $40 to get in on this night . Probably due to the fight , I don't know what the regular cover would have been...

This was the last Saturday of May - I had waited 2 weeks after my second vaccine shot and hit the showcase theatre after a year hiatus. Showcase theatre was packed (40 patrons vs 5 subpar dancers) and their music was way too loud that I had to leave at...

Went for the first time Saturday night at 11pm.
It’s not hard to find, if you know where Showcase is. There are some homemade signs to direct you. It’s in an industrial area of Beltsville, so pretty desolate on a Saturday night. I guess it used to be an actual...

Visited on a Tuesday evening, $10 cover before 10pm.

Really clean place with enough space to hang out. The security will pay you down & have a metal detector checking each patron. After being allowed entry I went to get some $1 bills to have on hand. Only about 5 women...

Another casualty of COVID

Well was in the area so stopped by this recent addition to Prince George’s county which had only recently opened in the months before the lockdowns begin. This former auto body shop had recently been renovated into a promising club. Two story stripper poll. Soda...

(This review is from a visit a few weeks ago, before the apocalypse.) My last couple visits to the Players Club in Baltimore were very subpar, so I decided to try the new club in Beltsville, The Body Shop. First of all, I recall having a conversation years ago with...

Stopped by this new club late on Saturday evening after noticing new lights visible from route 1 near the old Behnke Garden Center. Finding the club was a little tricky as you have to make a series of turns off Route 1 to find the location. There are a...

This is a review of my experience on opening night. I had been at Showcase earlier in the evening of Jan. 31 and was told by a couple of the dancers there that The Body Shop was opening that night. I arrived between 1:30 and 2:00 a.m. ...

So I had been following the body shop for about a week after seeing them post on instagram. It seemed hype and a geniune competitor to Showcase. I went on opening night and it was an experience. I'll go with the good, the meh, and the bad.

The good:

The ambience...