Reviews

The club itself is unpretentious but could use a little spruce up. The prices are good. Lap dances are only 20 with a one time $8 fee for the house. You get one of those…

I made my first visit to the "alleged" mecca of strip clubs yesterday. The club didn't quite live up to my expectations, but no club would given the title of "Best in Mass". There was…

This is a combined review for a Thursday night/Friday afternoon visit last week. As a regular in Providence I seldom frequent Mass. clubs, but when I do go I go here as its only…

I've never been more disapointed in a visit to Mario's than the one I had on Wednesday. Prices / set up is the same as described by all below, so I won't rehash, but…

What a different experience I had, from the previous review. Old fave Leilani was there, and plenty of cute new girls. The dances were, as always, top notch with lots of…

Shockingly ugly dancers.

Girls were 1-4s, ALL very overweight. See my other reviews, I've never rated down a club for unattractive dancers before - I'm not that picky and can always find a few girls…

Very friendly place. Mileage definately varies. Use your imagination. Most of the dancers are very cute, and good to talk to. Setup is alright, and once your eyes adjust to the darkness, it's not so…

I stopped by for another mid-week visit to Mario’s as I was driving through the area, very convenient off I-395, cheap cover, cheaper drinks. This is basically a neighborhood bar with naked women.…

stopped by Sunday afternoon. Without a doubt the best club in mass. Caberet dances on the floor are a great value. Megan is very accommodating. The club is very discrete for those who may want…

Firemeteor clears up something I noticed: time was when I'd sit at the stage and girls would come over, flirt, make me feel welcome, offer LDs, etc. The last couple of visits: none of…

Met the very tall and very friendly Megan and Sabrina last week. LEt me just say this guys - by the time the are done with you you'll know you've had a lap dance.…

Stopped at Mario's on Monday evenings twice in the last four weeks. Club had few customers even with free admission. luckily two of my favorites were there so there was more time for chatting and…