Reviews

Wow, I hadn't been to this club in probably 15 years or so. It's located not too far from my childhood home so I am familiar with the area. The place hasn't changed much since I last been there, at least from what I can remember. There is a bouncer at the entrance with a metal detector. This is pretty much standard at any club in PR. The club is located right off of a main highway (Hgwy 2), on the westbound lane. It used to be that the girls were either puertoricans or cubans. Not much has changed as the girls were mainly puertoricans and dominicans. The style of dances has not changed either. The girls don't take their bottoms off either on or off stage. They dance for a few songs on the stage and then go around to the customers looking for some dances. Just wave your dollars up in the air and they will come to you, sit on top of you and grind you for a little while. And I do mean grind you. The main music that they play is chest pounding reggeaton, although they would play other stuff on occasion, but not often. Overall, its a decent time. Don't expect much as far as mileage goes, as everything is pretty much out in the open. You'll have fun relaxing as long are your expectations are in check.

The place was kinda dead when I went there but that didn't stop me crib entering. A quick pat down for weapons and I was in. There were only 5 - 6 girls in there and no pole to dance on but a big circle bar. The quality ratio was mixed 2 gorgeous girls 1 decent girl and 2 busted girls. Lucky for me there was only one guy there but he had the best girl. But because of that the next best 2 were all over me. The drink price is high at 10 bucks but I think I got played for being white and not speaking the language. The girls drink hustle is hard too they ask often and it's was 20 every time for 2 girls. "Private" lap dance area was not private. Here's why I rated it so good. It cost me 100 for 15 mins in a curtain closed vip room. There these girls went wild tits out, pussy shots, hands all over my dick over my shorts, kissing each other, kissing me, me sucking on thier tits, rubbing their pussy, snorting my blow with me I mean it was amazing one of the best times I've ever had. The key is while in there they would ask for me to buy a drink and when I did it gave me more time. 2 rounds gave me at least an extra 10 mins and it made them more wild. I highly recommend. The best part is they asked if I wanted to fuck and for 300 bucks I met them after they got off at a motel and fucked them both. The motel cost 20 and is setup just for fuckin not sleeping. Yeah I spent alot but it was the time of my life...

Ok place is welcoming soon as I walked in I was approached by a nice Dominican girl, she was welcoming and flirtatious she also introduced me to 3 other girls that worked the club, one of the girls dancing on me I could smell her vagina and it smelled terrible it stunk like fish I was repulsed and asked her to bring me another girl place is pretty expensive yea they hustle you for drinks but of you tell them your are ok for now they will leave you alone

The alcazar is a long standing Isabela Strip club. Its located off of hwy 2. You are asked 10 dollars at entry and get one drink. The best think about the place is the girl to customer ratio. When I walked in there were only about 4 customer and the girls were very friendly. There is a lot of drink hustle. however, the girls make it very well worth it. I decided to stick with one dancer in particular. She needless to say layed out my many options. I ended up a very happy customer at the end of the day.

Alcazar is a smaller club with a decent girl to customer ratio. I went on Saturday night, and I came out happy.the girls are not the best looking in the world, but they all do have smoking hot bodies. The drinks are a little on the weak side, and for the price they just didn't do justice. The club is east enough to find and it is just off of route two. If you decide to go ask for melinda. She gave a great private dance and it was well worth the money. I was just looking for a good time, and that's all that happened. However, I suspect you could spend a little more and win their hearts . Best of luck!

I was here on May 16, 2008. El Alcazar is located in Isabela just of the number two roadway. Paid 10 to get in. Includes a drink. Even though there were many men in there I immediately had a girl come to me and we started talking. She was sweet, so I asked her if she wanted a drink. she said yes so I ordered her a beer. In gratitude she gave me a lap dance right where we were sitting. She made all sorts of offers of which I accepted none because they were outrageously high priced. $40 for a one song private dance. $250 for a one hour anything goes session in a private room in the back. I was fine where I was and continued to buy her drinks at the $5 range. For every drink she got I got a free lapdance. Cool. Will go back.

Visited "El Alcazar" last Saturday nite. Arrived around 11:30 PM. The place was empty. Around 4 girls to 1 men ratio. After a while. this young beautiful puertorrican, around 18 years of age, very perky and sweet body sat next to me and we talk for a while. And what she basically wants is to pay her for drinks (shoots)for $8.00 and then she dance in front of me. The more drink you pay the more friendly she gets. The after a while she was willing to do a lot of stuff and we left... happy ending

Visited the club in the friday dec 22. The place was completely empty I believe because everyone was celebrating the Christmas season. However you could find a couple of dancer. This place is very unique compare to the other club around the state, because is a bikini bar and you could lapdance right in the barstool in the bar. What happen you buy a small "little" drink for the dancer and she dance with friction for each song/drink. This dancer Maria she is the best. Very latina/JLO look and after a while of dancing with you. she allowed me to touch her....

this place is great. When you arrived one of the bouncer collect $8 for admission including a drink and then you get in. The place is clean and you will find a round bar full of bikini dancer all over the place. I could said that I saw around 20 dancer. I arrived around 11:15 PM on a Saturday night and the place was full of dancer and no customer, that was good for me. Most of the customer arrive after 2:00 am and the place close at 5:00 am. When you arrive look around and sit next to a girl that you would like to spend some time. I have this wonderful girl 18 yrs of age. the dancer give an excellent dance as long as you provide her with a shot that cost $8. the way I see it is $8.00 per song in which is a bargain compare with another clubs. The dancer keep $5 and the house keep the rest. If the dancer like you, you could do or touch them. this is a bikini club.

Visited the place the day after Thanksgiving. First time visiting club outside from the San Juan metro area. Arrived about 2:00 AM and the place was totally empty about 5 clients and 10 dancer. This is the nicer club compare to the other 2 located in Isabela (Balcon latino & Doll House) When you get in you will see the stage at the right side of the club and a bar in the left side of the club. I was ready for a beer and ready to leave, however I got one of the best increadible dance, very aggressive and very inexpensive compare to the San Juan Area. What the you need to do is giving her tips and $7.00 dollar shots for the dancer. The dance was so aggressive that you could touch them without having any challenge. I have one of the longer dance without breaking the bank, I could say something about 40 min dance and didn't spend $60.00, I don't know is that was the norm or because the place was complety empty and they decide to get something better than nothing. The quality of the girls is between 2-8. Isabela is located in the northwest part of the Island is about 1:45 minutes from San Juan

Went last Sunday. Arrived at around 11:00 PM and sat near the stage, beer in hand. There were five dancers, all very hot. After two rounds at the stage the place quieted down considerably. One of the girls, Yari, approached and sat next to me. We quickly went to the bar. Spent several minutes chatting, buying her shots and getting some very hot and sensuous lap dances too ;). It was a very nice experience.