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Saint Venus Theater
505 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10017, USA*

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Expensive erotic experience, good pizza, long con!
I was disappointed with people not reviewing this club/privately organized party. I posted a few comments in the past, but I think I should write a full scale descriptive review. Signup on their page and they send you weekly invites (intially it might be after 2-3 weeks, in the club they have someone with a tablet moving around). You need to show the email on phone to get entry. Entry is 50 bucks - on the extreme end (for which they provide midnight pizza). Bar exists unlike some other byob private parties. Dances are standard 20 each, with close 2 way contact. Organization: Organized as a private event in Park Slope or Midtown. It has the vibe of how your friends would organize a party with strippers with some decorum. It starts queuing up outside around 9 or something, so better go late. Most people that come are groups of professionals. SVT says they are not geared towards younger ppl, but I didn’t find any PL over 40. Mostly mid tiered finance and IT professionals -good mix even in groups, you might see 1 white, 1 asian, 1 indian and 1 AA and 1 hispanic. I am making it up but it’s pretty well balanced. No suits, whales or sharks, something that keeps the atmosphere friendly and even among PLs and strippers alike. There’s a backroom with shared couches around for LDs. Girls: Mostly mid 20s, semi professional girls. Generally over 8, mostly white and eastern european and a few latinas. Didn’t see any AA or asians (i saw 1 asian during multiple visits, I distinctly remember because one of the groups which had an asian dude egged him on to talk to her and he joked if he wanted to take dances from an asian he would rather find them in China). Half of the girls are from far off places, have waitressing or bartending jobs. Half of them are students studying humanities, marketing etc. I even found some sweet girl doing masters in music who sort of broke my thighs. Untold rules: Its nearly impossible to get OTC. Its also not feasible to get extras because the backroom is shared dance area. Its ymmv, but these rules simplify your evening. I asked a few girls how they found the place etc but got no clear information. YMMV: General practice is the girls approach you and spend some time talking at the bar or front room. There’s low pressure to get a dance immediately. The girls call the shots and may refuse dancing if they feel uncomfortable during the dance. Lapdances are 2 way contact and increase in intensity as they progress. Most girls would undress over 2 songs, so assume them as foreplay. After that...girls are generally accomodating of light kissing and squueezing there boobs and nipples and so on. FIV may not be allowed. I prefer to keep it dignified. YMMV extremely. In my personal experience 50% of the girls were extremely nice and had good experience. One of the gorgeous ones whom I called dibs on immediately as she arrived, danced with closed eyes and orgasmed midway after 5 intimate dances and had to stop. I had to go to the restroom to calm myself down and ..... She wasn’t comfortable dancing for me the entire night after that, but still quite friendly. I never saw her again. I believe we fell in love and she quit stripping for me :) Long Con: There is no stage dancing. As above the idea is you and the girl are going to build a chemistry and go long like with a girlfriend. 5 dances with the same girl are average. Some may go up to 10-12 dances. I saw many dudes hugging and chugging for more than 2-3 songs at a time. I assume thats how they might have sex with their girlfriend, notwithstanding the physics of it. Other Cons: Girls change. Some girls dancing may lack any standards whatsoever. The place is good for newbies especially because the rules are lax than regular club and they might be interested more in the dancing and not care about the stage. The vibe is friendly, you don’t have bouncers or bathroom trolls. But its an expensive affair.
8 yrs ago
NEVER AGAIN
i've heard from various channels that this place has been open and shut due to raids and such. anyway my review is from a visit about a year or two ago. this place is the perfect example of why the underground strip club scene is really in the shitter. cover is 40 bucks (now i heard 50). girls don't give good grinds, no make out sessions. god forbid if i should want to let willie come out for some air. him and i will be properly escorted out of said UNDERGROUND CLUB!!! yeah you get girls most guys want to get their hands on-college co-eds. but here's the situation: if these co-eds aren't willing to comply with what i want then those co-eds are useless. they are just eye candy. i can see eye candy for free, and not have to pay 40-50 to get in for that shit. going back in time those familiar with the nyc underground will, like i, fondly remember the red door events, tina's, hot lap dance club, etc. those were true underground events-not this shit that is around presently )SVT, LIDO, etc). and if anything i don't hold it against the girls for being do nothing pieces of shit. i hold it against the customers. the guys who keep patronizing these places and get nothing for their hard earned cash. i know-it's their money and isn't any of my business how they spend their money. but if these fuckers would revolt, hold out and get stuff like what we lurkers demand then just maybe one of the present day underground joints will transform into something from the glory days of underground.
8 yrs ago
Definitely Worth a Visit
If you are looking for the hottest group of babes assembled in 1 strip club - this is it. When I went a couple of months ago, it was located in the Meatpacking district. in some neutral venue. Like many places, there are different types of girls to choose from. But the majority are skinny, blonde, natural tits and hot hot hot. Exactly the type I fantasize about and wack-off to. I was so fucking pleased. I only went once, and I went right after it opened at 7:00 PM. Was not crowded at all then but, it was real early. There was a bar with $18.00 cocktails. But before I was ripped off into purchasing one (thankfully), a super smiley, friendly and hot babe come over to lure me into he world. Before she could ask for a drink, I asked her if we could do a dance. She, of course, said sure right away. So we went down to the basement and sat on couches. There was one other gut getting a dance on another couch when I was there. She started dancing in front of me with her top on. And before I knew it, the song was over. I don't know how long it was, but it was the shortest song I ever remember from a strip joint. So not a damned thing happened and I had just blown $20 for shit (+ the $50 entrance fee). I realized if I was going to wet my underwear, I had to get aggressive. So I bought another dance and asked her to sit on my rod and take off her top. She did and that was good, but she was barely grinding. Obviously, the management schools them into going real slow so you godda blow thru 4 or 5 dances before you can blow your top. That's the great problem with SVS - if you wanna shoot a load, especially if you want to try it with multiple dancers, it is so damned expensive. Definitely worth the visit, but way too much to become a regular.