Reviews

Well been a down time at Glamour Girls this time around, due to a recent bust for solicitation apparently in the last week or so the girls are staying away and customers were few on this day. Apparently one of the girls wasted no time in proposition a UC and it led to her arrest. I got there around 1 or so, was me and two other guys and two girls. Cindy who is as I call her the OG den mother of the place and Veronica. Cindy is older prob early 40s thick, but solid body perfect English. Veronica White Cuban, taller, good build little English. And eventually Naomi came in, tan, great rack, nice backside and little English. Got dances from Cindy first, usual great grind, handsy, will give the GFE if you like. Didn't beg for tips or VIP. Did two with her. Next and last was Naomi, um wow she is now my favorite. Sensual, handsy both ways, and let's say not real shy when she aims to please. Mentioned VIP but after a no continues dancing. She knows how to move, tease, and is great with her hands around power tools. Got 5 dances from her. Veronica was busy whole time I was there and no other girls showed up for day shift by the 3pm cutoff. Costs: Entry $10 Beer $15 for 3 Corona (best deal in town) Shots: $11-13 Dances $20 (VIP is $150 now) Overall was ok even with limited girls the two there I utilizes are town of their best lap dance queens. Can't beat beer prices either, hard pressed to find cheaper buckets. Management is cool, they "watch" but don't intrude. Overall this visit was far from one of my best but far from worst. Would assume it will be another week or two before back to normal.

I have never been to anything resembling a strip club but wanted to try somewhere that I knew wasn’t going to be super busy. I only had like 45 minutes so I dropped by around 2pm. Lady at the front checked my id but was pretty rude when I told her it was my first time and asked if there was anything I should know. There was an Asian lady, I’m assuming owner or manager, who caught me as I walked in asking what kind of dances or women I would like. Most of the girls were Hispanic and decent but not higher than 6s. I think all of their boobs we’re natural but 1. I got two lap dances ($20) and hung out for a few minutes before leaving. I think there were around 8 girls and then 4 guys. I wanted to go to a chill club where I could be under the radar but it felt a little too dead for what I expected in my head. I’d go again.

Went in to GG on Tuesday evening. It was early and the entertainment was just arriving. The building is in an industrial area and from the outside could be mistaken for being closed. Cover charge was $10. Bar was straight you across as you walk in, past stage. As I said early evening, so the stages were not active. I sat down and watched baseball and one of the ragged chairs. Overall the bar area/seating area was pretty rough. It looks like it might’ve been a restaurant at some point and its history. I was amazed however, when I went to the restroom, the men’s room was far nicer than anything else in the place. I got a bottle of water at the bar. I think it was six dollars. After watching baseball for a couple of innings (the few dancers that were there were talking to each other) I was approached by Laura. Laura quoted two for one lap dances at $40. I took her up on the offer and received a decent dance, not amazing, but ok. Mostly just “going through the motions”. A little while later I was approached by a very busty Spanish woman, forgot her name. Very much a MILF type. We chatted for a few minutes and had took her up on the same 2 for $40 dance. She was much more hands-on and gave a really good dance. She could suffocate a guy with her chest and make him like it. She promoted the private room experience saying it was “very liberal”. Prices were steep in my opinion, $200 for the house, $300 for her. May be a good deal for the right guy. I was about to leave when I was approached by a smoking hot Columbiana who introduced herself as Luna. Lina was super fit, great abs, smallish boobs and an incredible backside. No chat, she was immediately, all over me putting my hands on her ass and rubbing her body on mine. She spun around and guided my hand toward the front of her thong, encouraging me to rub it. All of this before a paid lap dance! We moved to a corner for a few dances and she mentioned the private room. It was difficult to decline. Late in my lap dance a waitress approached to encourage the private room. I am certain that mileage would be substantial in the private room. I chose this club because it was closest to my hotel. I hope to try other clubs in Houston on future trips but may return here for mileage.

Exterior: In a secluded strip mall but at least the parking was free. Cover was $10. The lady owner/manager was super annoying. Interior and Vibe: Full of smoke. One stage to your right and some tables/chairs around it. Bar right across. Got a beer and sat down on one of the chairs. Girls approached one by one. Lineup: All Latinas, ranged around 4s to 6s. Activity: Lap dances were $20. Got dances from 6-7 girls. They were okay but expected more mileage and privacy which was not there. It was in the open in a huge area with dirty couches and the lady owner/manager kept coming in to check. She also kept pushing to go private. Overall: Might be worth it if you go private but not worth for just lap dances. Lower quality girls and low mileage and privacy in lap dances. Plus your clothes will smell of smoke for days afterwards.

Preface First, I don’t believe that ANYONE “Deserves” to be ripped off, however, I think I did just about everything except hang a sign around my neck saying “Take my money” to make it easy for them to do so. Second, you may understand some of my actions better if you understand that I live in Houston, there are thousands of massage parlors and you can walk into any one of them and pay $40-$60 for the house and $150 to $200 for the masseuse. For that get a private room, nice massage and all the extras. So if a dancer is asking for more than $250 or so, it’s a tough sell. Yes, I know there is a whole different vibe to club extras having spent over 40 years chasing and enjoying them. The Story I arrived at the club at around 1pm on a Thursday and walked in (around the metal detector rather than through it. Have never been asked to go through it, I feel soooo safe). I paid the girl at the desk the $10 entry fee and then went down the hall toward the showroom. There is a short hall you walk down, as you are walking down you see the dancer “bull pen” where all the girls are sitting and playing on their phones. Straight past them and to the right a bit is the bar and to your direct right is the stage and tables. Today, I went with the express purpose of looking for the extras. I was met as usual by a waitress who told me I could sit where I wanted and asked what I wanted to drink. I ordered a domestic beer as I walked to my chosen table. I had just sat down and Candy, one of the dancers that I have got dances with in the past, sat down in my lap with her standard stripper handshake. The waitress then returned with my beer and I paid her the $5 she asked for and gave her a dollar tip. (note here, I have paid $5, $6, and $7 for the same beer during the afternoon. When going to the bar to get a the same beer it’s always $5.25) Candy then asked if I wanted a dance and since that’s what I was there for today, I told her sure, let’s go. I got two dances that definitely got my attention and she asked if I wanted to go to the VIP section for a much better dance as she made promises of what she would do to me. I asked her how much and she told me that it was $150 and then a beat later told me that was for the house. I repeated $150 and she said that was for the house. I then asked her how much for her and she looked down as she said $40-$50. I repeated $40-$50 and as she said yes, I started my first mistake and started over thinking things. That was way to low for what she told me she wanted to do to me and I started thinking that since I know the dancers often get a cut from the dancer drinks in most places, it was likely she got $50-$75 from the house payment, so that price wasn’t hugely off if that was the case. And I fully expected the price would go up to $100 when we reached the VIP. So I told her sure. Once we reached the VIP she told me I needed to give the waitress the house fee (second mistake) The waitress was carrying some “supplies” Wet wipes, lube, condom, Candy told me to tip her $20 for these which I did as Candy started taking off her costume. Candy then told me that I needed to pay her. I handed her a $50 bill and she told me “No honey, it’s $200 for me” I said “What? You told me $40 or $50” She then told me she could probably do everything for $150. I told her never mind we weren’t doing this as I took back the $50. She asked if I could at least pay her for the dances which I did (2 dances $40 total). I started walking out as Candy was putting back on her costume and then came after me trying to hand me the supplies that I'd paid for, told her I didn't need them. At this point you are likely thinking I am an F’n idiot. That I stand a better chance of winning the lotto, 5 times in a row, than I do getting $150 back from a strip club. You’re right about that, I didn’t expect to get my money back, but I was not going to let her profit from screwing me over in that way. I also knew I was pissed off and that I would not have been able to enjoy the time. Don’t get me wrong, I expect to be lied to in a club. “Oh, you’re so good looking…”, “You look great for your age, you look 40!” , etc. etc. But I don’t expect to be lied to in that way. I’d rather lose the $150 than dump another $150-$200 on top of it. I went to talk to the manager explaining how she had changed the dancer price multiplying it by at least 4 times. He told me that was between her and me, but he could not refund the money, because, wait for it . . . “They don’t have a void key on the register so that would make the register short” I do believe they win the award for the worlds lamest excuse. I could have come up with a half dozen ways to remedy that issue. I argued with him for a few minutes, just to annoy him and let him feel a bit of my pain, I was not loud or obnoxious, just insistent. After I had made his day a bit less joyful, I dropped my beer in a trash can by the bar, and left. Stopped by one of the afore mentioned massage places and got a nice relaxing massage. . . . Lessons for the Newbies (that I should have followed, I knew them, but ignored them) 1) If you are in a situation where you are paying a club fee and the dancer ALWAYS be sure of the price. I only did a half assed job of that part. I SHOULD have said something like "Ok, so $150 for the club and $50 for you so that's a total of $200 for both you and the club" It would have pushed her a bit more to be upfront with the cost, she may have still lied, but . . . 2) If you have agreed on the prices, ALWAYS pay the girl first if at all possible. That forces her to either accept it or tell you it's more before you pay the club. Be aware even then they can come back in the middle of things and say something like "I can finish things for another $100" but there's only so much you can do and normally that will not happen. 3) Go in with a the amount your comfortable spending. Too many times a bit of drink and a dancer urging you on will leave you broke and wondering why the hell did I pay that much . . . Don't worry, we've all be there it's the strip club version of the walk of shame . . . 4) Even when you've been ripped off, keep your cool, be respectful. It will do you no good to get tossed out by the bouncers or arrested.

Ok made my bi quarterly visit to the Glamour. Parking lot be very careful glass everywhere and pot hole heaven. Armed security outside watching lot. $10 cover to awesome door girl. Thicker but sweet. Walk in girls normally will try and grab you if your a first timer or will be airing to chairs on left. Bar is straight ahead and big stage to right. They had 4 waitresses, 2 bar tenders and 5 girls when I got there complete overkill for Friday at 1. I knew pretty much all of them. Cost at BAR, bucket of Corona 3/$15 which is great. Single beer is $5.75. Most shots are $11-15 and can add up quick. They do have food at lunch, didn't have it this time I say avoid as last time it was under done. Now the girls had dances from 5 total. 3 great ones 1 ok and 1 pity dance. Stacy - short, thick girl, big boobs, great ass, very sensual, although be careful or you may get some milk haha. Had 4 dances from her she is handsy. Heidi - seems to be friend of Stacy, relatively new. Very fair skinned Cuba, very pretty and bubbly. Nice backside nice tits neither are huge but are a handful. Her dances are good but she gets after it with movement. Had two with her. Cindy - The OG, older on the bigger side but great dances very GFE. Candy - um the pity dance, got one dance from her was non stop upsell and honestly she had just come from another dance so was a bit turned off by no freshen up. Blond fake everything. Candy's cousin - had a dance from her when she was a rookie and was timid not anymore her dances were prob 2nd best. Blond petite body knows how to move. Overall was one of the better times, negatives the $150 VIP fee, owner watches cameras and will make managers try to upsell if it is slow non stop. The non stop parade of me next girls who won't leave you alone once you get a dance even when you say no. Also keep an eye on the girls if they go VIP some won't freshen up and just go right back to working. Positives: drink prices, security outside, good girls are really good, and attentive wait staff.

TLDR: Run-down Spanish only club with good lap dances. I stopped by Glamour Girls on Thursday about Midnight. There was plenty of free parking but the entrance to the lot from the highway can be a bit rough. The place seemed reasonable safe as there was a security guy (could not call him a guard) who was sitting there playing on his phone. I did not notice any security on the inside—maybe they figured single middle aged white dude is not worth any extra effort. Upon entering I paid the door girl the $15 cover charge, and could already see this was a Spanish only club as the door girl could not really speak English. After living in Texas, my Spanish should be better, but this is a review of the club not me. The DJ was speaking only Spanish, and only the waitress spoke to me in English. My coke was $8. Inside the club is kind of run-down. It seems like a converted small supermarket with the linoleum floor. There were smaller rooms displaying mannequins with stripper wear. On the right as you enter the club area is the main room with the bar, main stage, about 10 tables. On the left is a smaller area with couches along the walls and a smaller stage. There is no privacy on either side. Thursday Midnight there were about 10 dancers and 5 PL including me. I did not do an adequate survey of the talent, but I would say the girls were from 4-7s. Some heavier but very shapely girls, but no fatties. Of course 100% Latinas, and it seemed all the other PL were Latinos. Before I could sit down, I was approached by a rather unattractive dancer who wanted to join me. I told her no thanks and tried to sit at a table, but it seemed that every chair at the table had a broken wheel, so they were not easy to sit in. Did I mention the inside of the place was run-down? After getting seated and getting my drink, I went to tip the girl on stage. Isabell was Cuban with a decent body, but teeth that would have been easily fixed if she grew up in the US. After she finished on stage she came by to ask if I wanted a dance. I figured that even if she was not the best choice of dancer in the club, it would only be $20 and I could get other dances with the other dancers later. I’ll admit this decision wound up decreasing my ability to write a good review. There are plans and then there is reality. So we went to the smaller room that had couches against the walls. I sat down on a couch that did not have anyone on the adjacent couches, and as I sat down I realized how old and beat up the couches were. Did I mention the place was run-down? I hoped excessive wear on the couches was the result of lots of vigorous lap dances, not just chintzy bar owners. A few seconds later a new song started, and Isabella started her dance. My plan was to just get one dance and then check out the other dances. But 10 seconds into the dace it was clear she danced like a cock jockey, and I was not going to ask her to stop her ride. Good continuous grinding, only stopping when she was doing OTP stick shifting. Half way through the fourth song, I emulated the lap dance king. She kind of gasped but did not even think about stopping the dance or taking action to avoid leakage getting on her. After completing the dances, I paid her $20 x 4 + $40 tip = $120 for the dances and a tip for a job well done. Though google translate she asked “You come”? “Poquito” I said. I wanted to minimize it as I have heard some girls at some clubs want an extra charge for an LDK. But she did not seem unhappy or annoyed with my emission. She almost seemed happy or proud, or maybe even a bit aroused. Google Translate: “I am good”? “You are great!” I responded in google. "Drink for Me?” she asked in English, but I was ready to leave as I had work the next day. So I got up and thanked her, and she asked for drink again. I just told her I would see her next time and left. Overall I was in the club for less than 30 minutes, so my review is not the best. I certainly left satisfied, although due to my language issues it was completely a transactional experience. It is kind of a run-down club, that probably overcharges for the cover and drinks considering the state of the club. But the very high mileage daces make it worthwhile even though the songs are only 2-2.5 minutes long. I would probably return to Glamour Girls, but there are a lot of other Houston clubs I might try first.

This club is pretty run down, but if youre ok with that you can get good mileage for your money. Parking is free but the parking lot is in bad shape. Cover was $10. I think there may be a drink minimum but wasnt enforced. When I arrived around 12:30 there was only one other customer in the place and very little activity going on. There are couches and a stages towards the right, a bar towards the back, and a big open room with chairs by the walls on the left. I had a seat at the bar and ordered a bud light to check things out. I was expecting to dip pretty soon considering how dead it was, but one of the cuban dancers quickly had a seat next to me and we started chatting. She was very handsy and encouraged me to do the same. She asked me if I wanted a dance which are $20. Based on our interaction I had a feeling this would be high mileage and I was not disappointed. We used the open room on the left and a chair towards the corner. One dances turned into 5 as she wasnt shy about being topless, letting me touch, and also touching me wherever I asked. We finished up, I gave her $110 ($10 Tip) and I left for the restroom a happy customer. I get the feeling that this is pretty common with most dancers here. Not the place Id want to come hang out and spend time, but would consider stopping by again with limited time and funds!

LOCATION/ATMOSPHERE: You will be driving around on Hempstead Parkway, which is slightly off the 290 freeway, which is centrally located in H-Town. The area has a lot of industrial buildings in the region where it is located in and has a lot of warehouses, plus blue collar facilities. In the plaza where Glamour Girls is located, it is by a Hookah Lounge and a second bar. So in other words, it is located in a convinent plaza where dudes can have fun on a weekend night. It is truly a spot where the boys can hang! COSTS: The cost to enter the bar is reasonable at $10 dollars and you can have one for $20 dollar dances. Also you have lunch specials, beer specials and burgers, plus steaks. So you can not only have fun with gorgeous women, you can have meals and beers with your friends too. THE ATMOSPHERE: The crowd is mostly Latinos, and the dancers are usually Latinas, so if you brush up your Espanol, you are good to go in a spot like this. Also, the girls are very sensual and have all the weight in the right places. So definitely come on down to this spot. LAP: I got a dance with Cindy, and she gave good action. She was hands on and sensual. I like it when my dances were sensual. Unfortunately due to me being a bit shy in the lap area lol, the dance was over and I had to head home as I needed to meet a friend in an area outside Houston for the day and I was running short on time. WRAP UP: I have been living in the Lone Star State for a few years and I have these assumptions that a lot of H Town/Texas bars have very low mileage and the girls are boring, compare to the ones in my home state. But boy I was wrong. Y'all need to come on down here and have some fun. You won't regret coming on down here and this is one of the best kept secrets in Houston and all of Texas!

After celebrating my birthday with my friends I decided to continue the party. I have been to this place before so they kinda now me lol. Walk through metal detectors that idk if they work, the front desk girl could be either really friendly or rude, depends on how she feels I guess. Paid $15 for cover, and a waitress came to me offering something to drink, I had a half-bucket of beer (3) for $15. There were about 5-10 girls working all of them speak Spanish but since I know the language I have no problems . I was immediately approached by a girl 7/10 and offer a dance, I like this place because the girls are not pushy to get you to get a dance, so I accepted and went to the are where they give the dances. I had 2 dances for $40, and went back to my table. I kept getting approached by different girls, you can find a lot of 7s or 8s there are some 9 and 10 too. I got dances from like 2 or 3 more girls, they are really friendly that’s why I like the place. They offer a private room for $150, you get a champagne or a bucket of beer and the girl also gets a drink which is nice. I only got dances and drinks this visit, I will definitely be coming back.

I got there after midnight so cover was about $15 and when I walked in I was greeted by a woman (the owner I guess) who was somewhat pushy as I just wanted to sit and get a scope of the landscape first. I could see why she was pushy tho, as it wasn’t many customers in the club, despite there being a good amount of girls. I went and sat at a table and a tall, blond, fair-skinned Latina with red lipstick and a stiff looking-boob came up to me. SN: have cash, because there are NO ATMs in the club. She came over gave me an uninspired lap dance on one of the couches for a quick $20 and tried to convince me to go to the champagne room. I declined as she wasn’t my type and she left. Then another dark haired BBL bodied Latina walked over to the couches I was at and gave me a dance of a lifetime while grabbing me, whispering in Spanish, and licking my ear. While I’m not too fond of the overly fake bodies and her face wasn’t that pretty, the dance more than made up for it. THEN she brought a friend (a darker skinned stallion of a Latina w a natural body) and they both gave me the best dance they had. By this time I had spent around $100+. The BBL girl then whispered that we can go to the champagne room where anything goes. I didn’t have champagne room cash, but I DID have my card. Never give them your card and let them walk away! They said the room was only $350, but tried to charge my card $600. Luckily I caught them, before it went through and after some haggling I got the price down to $450. I took the BBL girl to the room where they gave me some bubbly and attempted to have conversation with her (although her English wasn’t that good) while she got completely naked and let me touch on her. She also offered a BJ but that would’ve extra and I’d already spent more than I wanted. Eventually she got a condom (they have their own) and put it on and rode me reverse until I finished. We were in the room for a good 30ish minutes and I left shortly after. But the pushy owner kept trying to get me to stay. All in all, the women were okay (I could see there were finer women there, they just didn’t come up to me) and despite the owner being very annoying and trying to charge me more I guess I’d come back here if I was bored and had some money (and steam) to blow off. I’d give it a solid 6.

I stopped in late on a Monday afternoon around 5:00 or so. The club is off the highway out in a sparsely populated area. Let me start by warning you to be careful pulling into the parking lot. Near the highway it is torn up with pot holes. Once you get past that, there is plenty of free parking. Walking in I was greeted by a woman at the front collecting a $10 admission. Since you cannot see into the club, I asked how many dancers were working and was told five, so I paid and went in. As you walk in, the stage is to the right and the bar to the back. The rest room is to the far right back corner. To the right and back of the stage is an area that seemed to be a little more private with no one up there. I never did make it up there. Continuing on, as you walk in there is a wall to the left, then it opens up. There are tables over there where three dancers were sitting by themselves. Going into that area then toward the back where the wall provided some isolation is where lap dances are given. But it is still open for all to see who venture over there. Don't expect privacy for standard lap dances. I did not go to the VIP. Overall I thought the club was clean and large, but seemed empty with very few customers. There were five dancers working. They were all Latina. Two were full figured with big boobs. One was a very pretty petite blonde Latina, a spinner. I don't remember the other two. One of the full figured dancers was sitting with two other dancers to the left as I walked in. Her tits definitely caught my eye, but she did not seem interested. i am certain the girls at that table saw me looking over, but they did not react. The spinner blonde was sitting with some guy at the back, so at first she was unavailable. i did smile at her when I walked by. There was a table of three Hispanic guys sitting by themselves watching the show. I don't remember any other customers, but I usually don't pay attention to them, I am there to see the dancers. It didn't seem like I was getting the attention of any dancers, so I took a seat at a table to watch the stage show and the waitress took my order for a soft drink. It came to $8 with tip. I know it can be annoying when you get hit on non-stop for dances, but I never understood why some girls are more interested in their cell phones than customers. Anyway, I sat and watched the stage show. The dancer on stage was full figured, with big tits and ass, and with that body was quite attractive. I walked up to the stage to tip the dancer and was greeted with a hug and legs around me. A little conversation, touchy feely, and deposit of a small tip in the front of the panties, and I was back to the table. After her dance she came over to me. She offered to go to the VIP for $350 where, without using the specific word she used, it would happen. A bit steep for that day, I instead asked about lap dances. They were $20. I asked about 2 for $30 and she declined. So I said ok let's go have a couple dances. We went over the the area on the left side of the club against the wall where I took a seat and she sat in my lap. There a lot of good grinding and groping by both. It started as a nice work up, but after the first dance it got hotter. She was intent on pleasing. After we finished, and she left, I got up and was immediately approached by the blonde dancer. She was tempting, but it was time to go and I wasn't ready for another dancer all over me, so we talked briefly and I left. I enjoyed the club. The dancer I was with made sure I had a good time. The club is definitely worth a return visit.