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Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

Reviews

review
published 13 yrs ago
Definitely looks classy from the outside....
reviewed by
footprint

7.7

Definitely looks classy from the outside. No mandatory valet which is nice - parking lot is well lit but hidden from street by high walls. Cops seemed to be on duty outside and inside the…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Definitely looks classy from the outside....
reviewed by
footprint

7.7

Definitely looks classy from the outside. No mandatory valet which is nice - parking lot is well lit but hidden from street by high walls. Cops seemed to be on duty outside and inside the…

review
published 13 yrs ago
The club is next to the...
reviewed by
BobbyN

7.0

The club is next to the Galleria and so it's walking distance if you're staying there. It was a five minute walk for myself and so I don't know how much parking was. I was…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Returned 2 years after my last...
reviewed by
Glenn32

7.7

Returned 2 years after my last visit. This time was disappointing - the quality of the girls isn't as good as what I remember. Several were chunky and there weren't that many (I…

review
published 13 yrs ago
My first visit here and it...
reviewed by
jimmyblong

8.3

My first visit here and it was really a great experience. Normally I dont go for the high roller type of club but tend to go for the dive bar as i feel your…

review
published 13 yrs ago
went in December of last year,...
reviewed by
icehot.h4

5.7

went in December of last year, as I always did with my high school buddies for our annual traditional visit. Little did we know it would be our last ever. Supposedly valet parking…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Your OTHER reviews on The Men's...
reviewed by
RareGent

9.7

Your OTHER reviews on The Men's Club seem to be somewhat outdated. THIS PLACE has OUTSTANDINGLY GREAT FOOD specials for EVERY LUNCH DAY (11am - 2pm) & it has OUTSTANDING drink specials from 4pm to…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Have come here occasionally for weekday...
reviewed by
TopFuel

7.0

Have come here occasionally for weekday happy hours and it's not a bad spot to have a drink and some eye candy. The no cover and $1.50 domestic bottle beers and wells til 9pm is…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Went there on a Saturday night...
reviewed by
racerx15

5.7

Went there on a Saturday night - no cover before 9PM. Have not been there in years! Need a collar shirt to get in. I went inside and was shocked to see…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Pretty lame. Pretty girls, expensive...
reviewed by
poiu

5.3

Pretty lame. Pretty girls, expensive action.
No lap dances in main area.
VIP area is sectioned off with "members only" sign.
I was asked for dances (no small talk)..
she said that I would have to buy champagne…

review
published 13 yrs ago
No poles so only stage dancing...
reviewed by
baggio10

6.3

No poles so only stage dancing - the girls at this night were not that good, but I was in for a good time, so I got a couple of lap dances. You can try…

review
published 13 yrs ago
If you aren't willing to spend...
reviewed by
ggunit

7.0

If you aren't willing to spend some money, be ready to leave without a single girl saying more than 3 words to you. In my opinion, the girls here are one of the hottest girls…