Cabaret Club Reviews

Tried the Cab again. Usually stop in when I don’t want to spend a lot of time and just want a quick fix and not terribly picky. It was a bad time. Got there just at seven when they were having roll call which I thought would be good way...

This isn't a great club but it will do in a pinch, I have been there several times and my experience has varied, when I started to go a year ago the dancers were all pretty old but that has gotten better over time.

There is no true private VIP room...

Had to see if my luck had improved from my last visit and it did. Got there around three on Friday and the selection of girls had greatly improved. No great beauties but a few attractive women. Watch the show for a few minutes than a descent looking dancer sat...

After all the reviews, I thought I'd try this place out. I guess it's true about a hit or miss. This place left much to be desired. There were about 5 dancers and 10 customers. I'd have to rate the dancers a 3 at best. More cellulite than talent in...

The last two reviews (net scores 3.33 and 1.67) are believable as accurate, but the prior two reviews (net scores 8.33 and 8.00) are also believable as accurate. More than most clubs, Cabaret is hit-it-bigtime or miss-by-a-mile. Many of the dancers that often work at Cabaret could not...

Stopped by on Tuesday. I know the looks of the girls varies greatly and you can usually find a descent looking girl to provide you the kind of service you want if you take your time and sample a few till you hit on the one you want to negotiate...

I went to this place last night on the strength of a few of the past reviews. The cover was $10 and it's BYOB. $3.50 gets you a bucket of ice. This was a bad night to go. There were a lot of heavy women that...

If you like a down and dirty club with lots of two-way contact, the Cabaret is your kind of place. Dancers tend to by thin and small breasted or large breasted with a few (or quite a few) extra pounds. Some can communicate well in English, some very...

This is a great place to find a variety of girls. The club is located on Montana in a strip mall with two porn shops. The place is very dark and almost anything goes. Most of the girls are hispanic, but there are a few white and black girls. They...

Nudity is back, with the "6-foot rule" at the main stage imposed by tables that have been lined up around the former tip rail. Dances rival what they used to be in "the good ole days." The waitstaff is still horribly obnoxious, and it's BYOB if you want...

The place is now a BYOB nude place. Most of the ladies are latin, one black girl. They have one main stage, and it is very dark. Maybe most of the girls look better in the dark. The black lights made any white clothes glow. ...

The new laws are in effect in El Paso, so the dancers at Cabaret wear fuller panties over their g-strings, and keep their nipples covered with latex (or just don't take off their tops). That would tend to drive the rating down to the cellar; however, I found that...

Decided to stop in and see what the status of the club was. Princess is gone; saw her working at Zebras, but a big improvement over last visit. Extras are back in abundance without even asking and for only a little over the price of a regular dance. Back like...

Club is continuing to go down. Recent visit saw only a few girls and some of the better looking high milage girls have left for greener pastures(Red Parrot). They did not do roll call while I was there which is a good thing as I did not want some of...

The VIP area, such as it was, is gone. This is for the better, as that area was only more expensive, not for more action. Speaking of action, a recent visit featured something I'd never experienced in a club, and I'm not sure if there's a clever acronym...

The good ratings on this club must be from the management. This place sucks, and not in a good way. A majority of the women in this club are outright gross -- you wouldn't look at them on the street, much less want to see them undressed. ...

After I read reviews for this club, I thought it would be good to try. Not so.
This is the darkest club I've ever been in. When entering, the security guard, or host, took me inside to a booth using his flashlight. Immediately upon entering, a lady (I think) sat down...

Stopped by twice in July and it is still a high mileage, low price club. They open about 2:40 (no cover until 3) with 3 or 4 dancers. By evening there are about a dozen with something for everyone, from thin and hot to heavy and not.

I was...

Clubs high milage dances are now resticted to the two booths near the bathrooms. Princess was their and provided her usual complete dance. If you try to get dance in other booths bouncers will be shnning flashlight on you every 2 minutes....

I'm a bit torn as to how to rate this club. In general the club was a dive, and the few dancers who were there seemed very bored. It was in the afternoon during the week though so this could be an exception. At times there wasn't even a single...

Some significant changes at the Cabaret Club, all for the worse. They've added a new "VIP" section, which consists of two booths, each with very low semi-circular couches and a small round table, with a half-height wall and some see-through mesh curtains in front of them. They've raised...

There are some very attractive girls, some woofers too - lap dace prices are reasonable, $10 topless, $20 nude. The club is a BYOB with a $10 cover. The girl I had will all you to toch her everywhere and will do the same to you. Overall a good buy...

Ran into the Cab Saturday night. Immediately hooked up with Mabel and she informed me we had to go to the VIP area (the riser by the women’s dressing room) to get my usual all-inclusive dance. As always she fulfilled my needs completely, but charged me another $20.00 for entrance...

There on Saturday, 3/4/06. Place is very dark, so just grabbed a seat and let my eyes adjust. In a couple minutes it was fine. It is BYOB and no smoking (city law I presume), so no cigar this time. Dancers are 4 to 9 with...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon at about 6pm. It is a bit dark and there is only one stage. There were 6-7 girls taking turns on-stage. There were only 8 other patrons. Most of the girls were 6 or lower, but friendly. I decided...