Cheeks Reviews

This place is not recommended. We went here before going to Gold Club, and there is a world of difference. Let me just tell you, the women here are not worth your time. I read other reviews saying there are hotties, but didn't see them. Even if...

I used to stop by here reguarly a few years ago but it started to have too much sketchy activity for my tastes. I needed to kill an hour on the way to the airport two weeks ago so I decided to stop by. I was impressed with...

an ok place..depending on what your expectations and wants are...a couple of hotties...and some over the hill gals...and some bbws as well. great, attentive bartenders...girls are nice and attentive as well...you can get couch dances, and a vip room dance...a little pricy, it includes a drink,and you can touch...

For those of us old timers, we will be happy that Sara is back! She looks great and is as fit as ever. The bad news is that she has already hooked into her regulars so no LD's to be had.

Couple other fresh faces that are in the...

Stopped in on 12-9, met with Barbie. She once worked across the street. She has got the biggest tits I've ever seen on a girl. Had a lap dance with her, not the greatest lap dance I've ever had. Seem to get better mileage at my...

Stopped in on 11-4, there were 5 girls working, 3 customers. Most of the girls were in the 4-6 range. Must be the economy. Met Gabrielle. She fell and broke her arm on Halloween. She's not allowed to dance, but she is allowed to do...

I am a big fan of HAKS. I have been going there every once in a while for 7 years. It'd local and its cheap, and they do have some hotties. If you want to get some drinks and relax in a good atmosphere, this is the place to go....

What makes this club thrive is the awesome bartenders: all attractive and attentive and friendly. As I have noted before, what makes this club suck is their instance on having quantity of dancers instead of quality of dancers. Not that there aren't quality dancers here - there are....

What a disappointment. Given the price of gas I thought I would give the local place a shot. Some of the same old dancers as has been for years. It was nice seeing Brandy is back but she is at least 20 pounds heavier than when...

What a shame to see how many dncrs wipe the pole for half a min and then do nuthin with it for the rest of their set. Several dancers try to speak Spanish to customers who obviously are not. Pisses me off. I speak French back to them. I...

The dancers are absolute beasts, and I am quite generous when it comes to judging a woman's appearance. Every dancer was out of shape and had maternity stomachs, not one was the least bit tonned. Very fat girls with small, weird looking boobs, no class, BO, and bad teeth. The...

Stopped in on 1-30-08. Had the cheese burger and beer for $1 special. Had a lap dance with Venom. She is one hot sexy babe who knows how to work her body. Also met Jordon (formerly Destiny), spent some time with her. She is returning...

I stopped in Haks last week for a lunch break. The girls were very freindly if you no what I mean. I had a dance with Mercedes a young girl with nice tits. She knew how to work the couchh dance and was well worth the $20. The food was...

I recently visited this establishment, which by comparison to nearby Philly, NJ, or Baltimore clubs, is, well, no comparision at all. Why anyone would waste their money in a place like this is beyond me. The mileage is not there in comparison to these other clubs. It's not Hak's fault,...

Stopped by on a Monday nite. The talent was poor at best. 3-4 on average. Arrived as the 6 pm shift was changing in. One of the girls approached me was falling over drunk and demanded I tipped her...even though I had not seen her dance...

Stopped by Hak's on my way back from Washington to NY. The quality of the women was horrible. The only decent looking dancer in the whole room was apparently with the bouncer and unavailable. The next best was probally a three. Had one couch dance. The bouncer...

Wednesday nite, about 9pm. Great hole-in-the-wall atmosphere. Two stages, front and back, girls only getting topless on the front stage, then circulate outside the bar for tips. Quite a few of the girls are about 20 lbs over the limit for stripping. Still, they do a great job with the...

Went there for lunch a few weeks ago. Not alot of girls there. Still great atmosphere and the bartender was SMOKING HOT and very friendly. Ordered some lunch and it was perfect as well the bartender and waitress seemed overjoyed to receive a tip (I guess the rest of the...

Gotta drop them a notch. Because of a club policy to pay some club employees based on the quantity, not quality, of dancers, there are still several unqualified females frequenting the stage, and consequently, circulating for tips. Next complaint - although advertised in print as a NASCAR...

Stopped in 6-29-07. There are alot of new girls. Most of the girls are going completely topless, no pasties or latex. They are back to 1 g-string. I still give this club a high rating, because of the decent menu and $1.50 Coors Lights....

Rated 7 on the strength of 3/4 of the dancers. Some dancers should be put on probation to lose or redistribute weight (i.e. work out). A few others need to move a little more on stage. Thanks to whoever removed the chairs from the smoking room, where the girls...

Good place to grab a cheap beer. The dancers are now going topless (no pasties) for the most part. LD's are still restrained (no touch). The girls of color seem to be much more active in the LD room (Monet and Rio). Would help if they invested...

Nice, unpretentious place to hang out. The girls are generally pretty: Some hot, some not. The beer prices are reasonable, by any standards, not just strip club standards. ($2 buds, for example.) I think the place across the street is probably a lot more expensive and...

Went to HAK's on 10-31, Aerin has left. No one knows where she went. Sunshine quit for awhile, tried to get her job back...now works across the street. There are alot of new faces....