Xoticas Reviews

I decided to swing by Xoticas while traveling through the middle of nowhere, TX. This place is literally not only in middle of nowhere Laredo, but off a small side street tucked into the back of an industrial area - obviously, a great idea to go in for...

On a road trip from Dallas to Monterrey and decided to stop in Laredo for the night before crossing the border. Decided to check this place out with a buddy of mine. The place is located in the middle of some sort of cargo/shipping area and it seems...

Had been a while since I've been here, so I decided to go after work. Paid cover at the door, $10 and made my way in. Signs said free cover during happy hour and that ended at 7. The place remains the same in set up. One large stage...

Off I-85, this place is alright in an industrial park makes it harder to find. place is simple looking from the outside, small with a small front parking lot. Once inside, security started at me npo patting no entrance at 6 PM and let go. Inside age décor dullish...

So after giving it about a week after reopening I decided to go and check it out. They require a mask to walk in but once you're in it's optional. Standard $10 cover and prices are the same as pre Coronavirus. Tables are spaced out a lot and the...

So I decided to swing by and have a few drinks after work and boy was I glad I did. Things were happening early but quickly died down. Nothing special about this Saturday. At one point in the evening the dancers outnumbered the PLs. But in the best possible way....

New Year's Eve Eve and I had just had a long day at work. So I needed something cold to drink and some uncovered titties to look at and get them in my face. Went in around 930 and sat at the bar with the beautiful Tatiana. Got me a...

The place was kinda plain looking from the outside, smallish with a small front parking lot. Valet in the front if you want that sort of thing. Once inside, security patted me down, was kinda nice. Least I know no one would be trying to shoot up...

The place was kinda plain looking from the outside, smallish with a small front parking lot. Valet in the front if you want that sort of thing. Once inside, security patted me down, was kinda nice. Least I know no one would be trying to shoot up...

Decided to have one last night of debauchery before the lenten season began. Decided to come here because I always have a great time here. Spent time with 3 different ladies during my time here. First was Diana, a Cuban import with nice MMs, big ass, long blonde hair(probably extensions),...

Went to Xoticas on a Thursday night. I saw mostly Hispanic GND and milf type of dancers with a few white and big booty black dancers. There were a lot of dancers working, but this club looks like the big time and acts like a locals only place. Dancers seemed...

Well I went and visited my all time favorite club and it did not disappoint. Started the night out at the bar and there I met Kate. She is a 22 yo natural beauty. She's got an amazing body that's covered in tattoos. We hung out for a while then...

Went to this club on a business trip this winter but I realized that the posts are really old so I thought I would share. I walk in the club and I’m impressed by the decor especially being in the back of a massive trucking complex. There was only one...

So I was passing through Laredo and decided to pull in and have a look at what was new at an old favorite. To my surprise it was $5 lap dance night. Last Wednesday of every month. Went on in and tipped a girl on stage named honey. She was...

Business took me back to Laredo and I didn't miss the chance to visit the club again. They have cracked down on customers wearing shorts, but as luck would have it I had a running suit in the car. The little stages throughout the club are great and...

Visited on Saturday night, was slow at first with only a few girls but by 9pm it picked up and more dancers arrived. Nice interior, very clean and the music was good and not overpowering. Drink prices were a bit high but that is to be expected. Lapdances are $20...

Great strip club. Topless only, but decent specials during the week. With no competition in laredo, they don't really need to cut prices much. 5 dollar dances on the last Wednesday of the month, and 2 for 1 dances on Thursdays, but the girls may or may not honor both...

This place is alright for being in an industrial park. The location is a HUGE drawback. Hard to find, hard to get to, and not all that its cracked up to be. Having lived in El Paso for the previous 7 years - I know a good...

Decided to check this place out on a Friday night. Got there around 11pm, and it was packed. Lots of customers, but also no shortage of dancers. There are some incredibly gorgeous dancers here. At around midnight, they have about 10 minutes of dollar table dances, which is a great...

This place is always fun. Showed up around 6 and got to enjoy the happy hour prices at the bar. $1.75 anything in the house, can't beat it. Well after a few drinks at the bar I went and got some dances with Harley, man what a body! Great dances...

Tried this clu again on a Friday night but must have been a pay day. Girls are really cute most speak spanish. The girls again favored the blue collar workers from the areas industruial parks. Very nice girl gave me a dance but didn't speak english very...

There is a reason why this is my all time fave place. The talent is top notch, the staff is friendly, and there are always great drink specials. Where do I begin? Got there around 6 and sat at my usual spot at the bar. Had...

First time being in laredo, so a couple of us decided to check this place out. I havent seen any other strip clubs around here but this one is very nice and the cocktail waitresses are pretty hot. There are really hot strippers and then there are some that are...

Always fun here. Did my usual hang out at the bar thing and just waited to have some fun. Well after about 2 hrs of shots and drinks with some girls I decided to take two upstairs to the VIP area. Nikki and Jill were their names and man did...

As far as being one of the only actual somewhat sleek establishment of a strip club in Laredo, TX, Xoticas does its job right. The dancers can somewhat be a hit and miss, but every strib club has its fallen apples, am I right or am I right? Point is,...