Reviews

About a dozen dancers on shift, most of them fairly hot. They'd make a killing in a real lap club. SteveBaker's review is spot on. A great place to get some eye…

NOTE: this is pasties and g-strings (i.e., a bikini club) This is a very inconspicuous club, next door (connected) to a 7-11 and right of the main "restaurant row" in Crystal City. But…

Ratings given based on expectations with Virginia laws. Stage dances only. Girls wear pasties. However, the food, beer and service is very good and the atmosphere is laid back. If you…

the club is located next to metro station. good location surrounded by a lot of restaurants, so it is a pretty safe area to hung out late. the parking is tough. you may have to…

I've never had so much fun at a strip club without getting a dance. This place has good food and beer and pretty decent looking girls. The music is top 40 and the crowd is…

This place was located close to my hotel near the airport. Typical Virginia club with dancers on stage in pasties. The dancers did appear to be in the 6-8 range, but not really that…

Seems like the tough times have hit my beloved CCR. Was in last week and it seemed like there were fewer dancers than I can ever recall seeing. Worse yet, the quality has gone down…

The commercial says "they don't come here for the food." Well, sometimes we actually do. The food in general is quite good, and we can't get enough of the steak bites. Seriously,…

Stopped by for a quick lunch and to enjoy looking at some gorgeous young women. As usual the girls here were very sexy looking and very friendly. Except for the pasties and g-string…

This place is all about setting your expectations. If you have been to joints in FL, CA, or Vegas, this might be a letdown. You have to remember Virginia law prohibits any real fun. That…

I've visited Crystal City Restaurant about a dozen times over the past six or seven years. As others have noted, due to Virginia location, pasties only, absolutely no touching. Most recently went on…

In the area again and stopped for "dinner & a show". As in my last review, good solid value for the food, ice steak, cold beer etc for like $25. Not a true stripclub in…