Reviews

I came down to DC on business, so I figured I'd take the metro out to Crystal City and find out what this restaurant/strip club is. It's a great set up, with tables in the…

I don't go to strip clubs often - only been to three different ones, and only once or twice to each. So I'll give you my impression but can't really judge how this place compares…

Decided to visit this hangout in Arlington and grab a quick bite to eat. The food here was excellent (had a cheeseburger and fries), and I got the chance to talk to a bunch…

Pasties, thongs, cute friendly girls. Slow Sunday night with my wife, we sat at a booth and got some food, which was so-so. They always had a girl dancing on each of two stages (one…

New in town and had to check it out. Basics: Pasties and thongs only. No lapdances, but some very nice looking ladies. Reasonable drink prices for a club. Food is rumored to be great, but…

Been here before, was looking for a meal and some entertainment. So me and a friend decided to hit this place because he had never been here and I recommended it. This place…

The first thing you need to know about this club is the last word in its name -- "Restaurant." That's what it is. It is not a strip club with good food, it is…

Crystal City Restaurant - the Stepford Strippers of No. Va.
Despite having read the reviews, it turns out this is the ONLY club in the Crystal City, VA area that was within walking distance to the…

Decided to give this place another try. Still not impressed. Women are older. Friendly enough on the surface as they walk by for their collection of dollars but no interest in talking. Strange. Morale seems…

Good food at cheap prices. No nudity, dancers tend to be older. Like the others said, more of a sports bar. I have been to places all over the world and this one hardly rates…

I decided to take a long lunch break and ventured with a couple of comrades over to the Restaurant. no cover, and the food was excellent. While this place does not have laps,…

Nice place to stop for dinner after work. Big screen TV's with various games on. Regular rotation of dancers, so as long as you're looking for a Sports Pub ambiance that includes fairly…