Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club Reviews

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review
12 years ago
I am sorry to report that...
I am sorry to report that this club has closed and in fact it was being demolished when I trued ti visit. I was in the Newington area earlier this week around noon...
drewburner69
New Jersey
review
12 years ago
Went here on a...
Went here on a weeknight a while back, for the first time in over a decade. Thought that the club was in Berlin as it is across the street from NU,...
RonPrinceton
Massachusetts
review
12 years ago
Love,love,love! This place! I have been...
Love,love,love! This place! I have been coming to the kitchen cafe for 2 1/2 months every Saturday and every time we all have a blast! The girls are beautiful and friendly! The place is...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
I had been here once before...
I had been here once before and never thought I would bother going back but I was driving by so stopped to see if anything was better. It was around 5:30 and there were...
willyo
Connecticut
review
13 years ago
This isn't the worst place around....
This isn't the worst place around. There are two sides, topless and nude. No alcohol on the nude side. Majority of the girls are decent enough, a few 8+ on occasion. Admission is $5...
Aerial
review
13 years ago
Had business around Hartford area so...
Had business around Hartford area so after a stop at Hooters ventured here. The place is right on the Berlin Turnpike so is easy to find and there is plenty of parking. Since I...
spandexman
Florida
review
13 years ago
I stopped by in the middle...
I stopped by in the middle of a power outage to get a beer in a warm spot and almost didn't leave. There were only three dancers there but I was not disappointed....
Huskyfaithful
review
13 years ago
I have been here before, and...
I have been here before, and actually the last time I was here it was pretty decent. However, I ended a meeting and decided to stop on by. I entered the bar at about...
ctgoogler
review
13 years ago
I was pretty disappointed with the...
I was pretty disappointed with the Kitchen (at least the booze section). I found the girls to be below average in looks and the attention that my friends and I were receiving from...
CtDan
Connecticut
review
14 years ago
I visited this locale yesterday for...
I visited this locale yesterday for the first time in several years, hoping to study the entire female anatomy. But I was unsuccessful. The club has adjacent topless and nude sections with...
SFB
Massachusetts
review
14 years ago
when you walk into this club...
when you walk into this club ther are 2 doors 1 door is fro the nude side of the club which is to the left, and the door on the right is the regualr...
ctgoogler
review
14 years ago
Ok, To be fair, my last...
Ok, To be fair, my last review (previous post) was actually on a visit I made over a year ago. I felt bad about it and decided to make an impromptu visit to see...
mikemikejd
review
14 years ago
Uhggg. Terrible club. After the cover...
Uhggg. Terrible club. After the cover charge you enter a teeny-tiny establishment with the stage crammed up against the bar. There where a lot of locals there that decided I was more interesting to...
mikemikejd
review
15 years ago
Again, made the mistake of going...
Again, made the mistake of going here just to kill some time. I didn't think that this previous visit could be any worse than my last, but I was wrong. I only...
winandcover2
review
15 years ago
I was here on Monday evening....
I was here on Monday evening. Club was very different. Really like a small town diner/cafe with a stage in the middle of it. Like half an Applebee's or something. ...
winandcover2
review
15 years ago
The club is strictly ok, and...
The club is strictly ok, and only adviced to visit if there is nothing else to do. $ 10 cover plus one drink minimum. About 4-5 dancers at a time. 1or 2 might be...
raul05
Florida
review
15 years ago
Wow! What a difference in...
Wow! What a difference in this club! It is by far the best strip club in CT! The dancers range from average girl-next-door types to VERY sexy model types. I...
CTModel
review
15 years ago
came here for the first time...
came here for the first time last night. Not too bad. a decent amount of girls, although only 1/3 of them were attractive. The only girl that seemed to be in a good mood...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
One of the less choice places...
One of the less choice places in terms of music played (kind of loud punk rock), smoking, girls often not motivated to approach you and just hand out with their regulars or friends....
pavlov12345
review
15 years ago
This club has been around since...
This club has been around since George Washington and it hasn't changed too much. It is actually two clubs adjacent to each other. The main club features a small stage and bar...
billt20
review
17 years ago
I went back yet again despite...
I went back yet again despite my prior experiences. The club is laid out nicely with the bar in front and plenty of seats, a table dancing area in the back, all typical but...
Oman
review
17 years ago
Run in the other direction from...
Run in the other direction from this place. I go to a lot of clubs and this one has the worst dancers. Two of them spent 1/2 of the dance talking with each other......Those who did...
Greenshirt
New England
review
20 years ago
Visited this club again, after a...
Visited this club again, after a few months of holding back, with the hope that I get a few extra miles on the milelage. First visited the Kitchen Cafe, which was just next...
bcomlex
review
20 years ago
The girls are good but the...
The girls are good but the lap dances are a waste of money. For $20 you cannot touch the girls even in a non-sexual manner. And the lap dances performed are a total waste...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
20 years ago
Club seems to be kind of...
Club seems to be kind of hit or miss in terms of girls who perform there. Facilities are nice, they make a good effort to keep things clean and attractive. Prices are typical for...
mayo