Porky's Reviews

Went to Porky's for the first time in a couple of years. Was surprised that they remodeled the inside. Looks a lot better but just one stage. The girls are average but very friendly and touch a lot. Didn't go to VIP but all the dancers asked immediately if I...

Visited Porky’s on a Saturday night past midnight (~2:00 a.m.). Had visited a newly opened Miami club earlier in the evening and wanted to “play” a little more before I called it a night (I had visited Stilleto which I also wrote a review for).

Porky’s is a medium sized...

Maybe a little over 2 years ago I would have advised people to steer clear from this joint. In that era, this would have been a random, desperate stop for me at the end of a long night. I'd wander in horny, take a look at my surroundings,...

Stopped in with a buddy of mine the other night - wasn't too impressed overall. The physical quality of the club and dancers are severely lacking as compared to other places in SoFla.

This is a very blue collar type place not fancy at all, the dancers are not the most...

The best thing about this club is its proximity to the airport. A $10 cab ride will take you there. the club itself is very small, dark and dingy. It has one main stage and two mini stages. The girls are 5-7 with maybe one 8 or 9. The milege...

The service was lousy and the girls seemed disintrested in the customers.I tried to get one of the dancers attetion,but she was to busy talking to the bartender....

This was not a good experience. This is a small club. It is rather difficult to get to.

I went in the early evening and the place was dead. There were very few ladies working and the ones that were there were not to my liking.

I did not...

Not impressed at all...rather dissappointed to be exact. A rather small club with $10 table dances, $20 private dances (yeah right), $20 to buy the girls a drinks and $225 VIP room access downstairs, where one girl said we could do whatever she wanted. They had two for one Corona's...

Porky's Club is very unique to say the least. It's located in East Hialeah, pretty close from the airport. It's free parking and even though the neighborhood might look a bit shady, its pretty safe so there is no worry of anyting happening. It costs 5 dollars to get in,...