Satin Dolls Reviews

Went by there on February. It was pretty roomy with the bar pretty much occupying the whole club. It was no cover when I got there and the dancers are of different ethnicity. The atmosphere was slow for the most part. Had to pay three dollars for a beer. ...

I decided to come here on New Years night since it was one of the few gogo bars open. When I first got there it was pretty dead, but by 9 oclock it was getting quite busy. Anyhow, the dancers were average at best. I am assuming...

Standard NJ Go-Go Bar layout, but everything was new, clean, and upscale. Very nice and worth a return trip on a busier night. My "dancer rating" is only a 6 not because the dancers weren't hot (they were) but because there were so few of them on shirt...

Went there on a Friday night around 8:00. The layout of the bar is typical of a North Jersey club. A rectangular stage around the same type of bar. The dollar train wasnt that bad,I had one dance with this european chick wasnt that great minimal contact...

There is a large square bar occupying most of the club with a central stage. Constant dollar parade. Girls ask you for a dance while collecting tips or walking around. $20 per. Good 2 way contact in a unwatched area. There was another area across that looked like the regular...

Stopped in here during the afternoon for the first time. The dancers were a little on the older side, but they still basically looked good. At least in the daytime you don't have to put up with that Electra trying to hustle you into the champagne room! She...

Have dropped by in the early evening both during the week and weekend. There is a mix of girls; from past their prime to real knock outs. As noted in a previous post, finding the dancer that is more than a dollar tip and then back for a...

I stopped in here last Friday night to see how things are. Still basically the same. They had 30 girls on the night shift!! That is way too many. Nobody can sit at the bar for more than a half hour. You will go broke! The dancers for...

Great place as always, as long as you're looking for beautiful women, but no extras. I've had some great times here, and I have to recommend a Russian girl named Julia... what can I say, she's a tall blond with a slammin' body.

As for drinks, the average posted is...

So far this is the best non nude club I have been to. The alchol is $3 and up wich isnt bad for a club of this type and the food is exellent. For the most part the girls are very attractive, just like any place you have a couple...

Stopped in here this past Thursday. I haven't been here in a good 6 months. Dancers were for the most part attractive, except this one old dancer that I have seen here forever. I don't want to say her name on here, but she is the one that...

I have been to this club many times. The allure of the "BadaBing" aspect brought me there. I at first was not impressed with the club. However, after going a few times, I realized that it is all depending on which girl you get. I had some dances from girls...

OK, I'll start off by saying I'm not sure what you people see in this club. I've seen less dressed women in the "normal" clubs in Miami. This place is ridiculous. The only reason I didn't give it a 1 is because there was no cover. ...

Satin Dolls is one of the more elaborately designed clubs in the area. It has the high ceilinged, glitzy look and feel of a Studio 54 with friendly, but just a little stiff service you get at these "Gentlemen's Clubs." I stopped on a rainy/snowy Thursday around 6:30...

Went here around 10p on a Thursday night, place was busy but not overly crowed. This place does have a cover charge, just the over priced drink specials. the deal here it seems is that you sit around the bar and watch three girls on stage dance " I...

Stopped in today late afternoon. Good as usual but met a really hot spanish girl named Deedee of course like all girls YMMV didnt go to VIP just normal dances and the mileage was very good. Will go back to try the upstairs which I have yet to visit. The...

Have been going here 3-4 times a month. Sometimes have some really nice looking girls that give good lap dances in back room. Mostly the Latin or Russian girls. Kathy from Columbia will flash her boobs, which is rare for nj bikini bar. Some of the girls let you touch...

Calling this place lame would be being nice. 1st of it's Jersey which means bikini no topless where they server alcohol. 2nd the girls are very pusshy for the dollars even to the point of cominng round the bar 3 or 4 times during 1 set for tips. 3rd...

Weak! This place is not worth the HBO hype. The girls are not special... the dances are mechanical... and the tips are practically required. I didn't stay for a LD, but I doubt that the girls could change my mind with a $20 dance upstairs. I...

Visited on a Wednesday night. Basically all stage and pole dancing. Girls were friendly, bartenders easy on the eyes. About five to ten girls out and around most of the night. Good atmosphere, looks just like expected from the Sopranos....

Trying to find a club in Northern New Jersey that was open on a Sunday was quite a challenge but finding this club was a pleasure. Despite the fact that this is a bikini club it was still quite enjoyable. The women, although...

Stopped in on a Tuesday early afternoon. Not much going on, a few dancers all reasonably attractive, no knockouts. Contrary to what the other reviews say its not that this place isn't all nude its no nude. You guys from Jersey are probably used to this but I prefer titties...

You come in here expecting Da Bada-Bing and you get Bada-Nothing. It's not completely nude. Dances are air. Girls are 5-6's at best. Real cute face on Asia. At least the beer is cold and parking is ample. Girls can definetely use some implants. Club doe...

Was there in the afternoon during the week. The girls were on the most part attractive, rating 6-8. There was a mixed bag in terms of effort, some on stage just walked, some were interested in dancing. One thin brunette did a very nice pole routine. ...

I stopped here the other night, the dancers were for the most part, very attractive! The only problem was, the parade of dancers around the bar. Constantly dumping dollars can be expensive! I must have went thru $50.00 in less than a half hour just sitting at...