Satin Dolls Reviews

Had a pretty good visit to Dolls after a long hiatus. Outside of the building has had an overhaul, the white walls are gone in favor for a more modern look. The parking lot is in shambles though...big potholes everywhere, I'm assuming from the rough winter we had;...

So after my disappointing trip to Johnny A's Hitching Post where I was confused why it was so popular and crowded, I saw Satin Dolls from the side of the highway and figured I would give it a shot. Parking was a bit rough as the lot had potholes and...

I've talked to 3 girls that worked here and they were pretty good looking. one I would say was awesome and the other two ok. so based on their looks I decided to check this place out. big fucking disappointment!!! anticipating that I would find a couple of girls that...

Decided to go back again on aThursday afternoon to compare to my last Monday visit. Surprisingly still a small crowd and not too many dancers. Half seemed to be just hanging out with customers at the bar while the other half were either dancing or in the back. Bartender was...

when there on April 3 around 930.the place was not that crowded. ordered a beer and before i took one sip a pretty petite. i would say Latin girl came and sat next to me and ee have a great talk she ask me to buy her a drink so...

Decided to swing by on a Monday and i was dismayed initially as there was only one dancer on stage and i was probably the only patron as well.

Ordered a beer and i was probably about to get out and i see this naturally busty looking chic (Sandra) coming over...

I have been to this place many times. It is look but don't touch. There can be A LOT of Russian Dancers there - and sometimes there english is non-existent. In NNJ we call them Rubots, russian robots - as they have a script, stick to it,...

I've been coming here for years but just got yelp so now writing a review. This place is cool because you can bring your lady friend with you too. A few dancers actually look happy and flirty. Sadly most of them look dilapidated and hurry you to tip them during...

This was my first time at SD. I actually went on the Monday before also. And man were the 2 visits quite different. On Monday it was early afternoon. Only noticed 3-4 dancers around and about the same number of customers. No cover as usual. Beer price was ok. Bartender...

Reached the place after work on a Friday night for a quick drink. Was crowded that my previous visit and the dancers as expected were average and in fact found the waitress hot.

Was tempted enough to ask her for a lap dance and soon struck a conversation and to...

This is your typical NJ GoGo Bar...Bikini dancers on center stage surrounded by the full service bar.I tend to go during lunch time mostly because of the 43 Lunch Special, a bargin to say the least. Where else can you get a 6 oz burger with fries for $3?? The...

Went out with a group of friends to celebrate a birthday at SD before the new yr (Bada Bing!). Parking wasnt too bad, and we didnt pay a cover (Im used to paying 20 at Harem, which is right by SD). We got in and the place was packed! I...

I have visit the place several times in different not only time but days. If u are looking for a beer watching sone sports after a day of work this is your place. Sometimes u can gets some really good dancers and sexy and sometimes u get the not so...

I frequent the satin dolls when I work in North Jersey. This night it was very slow in the club with a very small crowd and also not many dancers. I had a small girl come up to me and sit down next to me. She was a small girl...

Decided to hitch into this club after a long week at work. I had been to this place a couple of times with mixed opinions, however was surprised today to see the girls were really up to their jig and enjoying it. Enjoyed some beer and a couple of dances.

My...

Been to "the Bing" on a few occasions, not a bad spot but doesn't stand out from the local competition in any way. Easy enough to get to right off a major highway. Parking lot is well lit but I've witnessed some drama from patrons and dancers out...

Went on an afternoon and was surprised how busy it was. The bartenders were hot which is always a plus. Mostly white and Asian girls, which I like since I'm usually looking for white girls. There's some decent dancing and a fairly average dollar parade. A few of the girls...

Been to Satin Dolls as the not-so-main event. My first choice is The Harem, as at least they are full nude with hotter chicks. SD is ok, but not my main place. Its only good if The Harem wasn't impressive for that night.

At any rate, SD is...

I went to Satin Dolls on a whim, coming back from a business trip up in New York. I have passed by this place any number of times on my way to and from 80, and I always knew it to be the "Bada-Bing", but I also knew that the...

This was our club hopping day and the third club we had visited. As i had been there i kind of assured my friend that the dancers would be lot better than the other clubs we had visited that day.

The dancers were really hot that day and after we sat...

OK since I didn't see it in earlier reviews, this is the Bada Bing from the Sopranos. Moving on. I was here on a rainy Monday, for a late lunch. They have a great lunch menu; not fancy but not expensive. Had a cheesburger with fries, for a few bucks.
There...

after a forgettable visit at The Harem down the street, dropped in here late Mon night. No cover and plenty of parking. Bathroom was clean- no stooge. Only a few patrons as well, but this was much more lively than the harem. Ordered Vodka tonic from friendly bartender- drink...

This would be my second visit to Satin Dolls! I had previously visited this club like a year ago and there was lot of buzz at that time including fabulous dancers --- Personally i had Jena do a lap dance three times!! Yes -- she was damn good.

I then...

I visited the club a few times this year. I met a new dancer who told me her name was Sasha. She was a 5'9' tall brown eyed beauty. She looked amazing with natural breasts and a beautiful body. She told me she was a part time model and I...

I came here once.

...A WEEK, that is, ONCE...A...WEEK...back in the day.

Sundays at 2pm...when the "talent" in this time slot was of the "soon to retire" variety.

Tipping wrinkly old chicks with sagging...uh...lets say everything...who demanded that the lights be turned down to blind-person-level, was very entertaining. They worked VERY...