Da Bodega Gentleman Club Reviews

This review is from late February but I was busy with other things and things don't really seem to change at this club anyway so reviewing it again wasn't a priority for me.
I hadn't been here since probably last summer and true to form nothing seems to have changed...

Stopped in on a Saturday evening figuring maybe with the holidays a few new faces would show up. Well, I came across Vanessa (mixed, slender, cute mid 30's) and another young cute blond (but, a bit too young for me to have any reasonable conversation with). Chatted with Vanessa for...

I walked in and said "hi, long time no see" to the bartender of old. Sat down and was immediately greeted by a not-so-attractive dancer, even before the bartender could ask me what I wanted to drink. After I declined the dancers company, I ordered a beer and sat back...

First of all the features above the ratings list this as a topless and nude club. It's neither, it's bikini with pasties and that's it. I unchecked the boxes in the ratings but I don't know if it will take hold but there is no actual nudity here.

Now on...

i my made first visit Bugaboo's in several months, nothing has changed at this place. It is still extremely dirty at the bar, the stage and the bathrooms are unusable they are so dirty.
The had seven dancers working, i would guess the average age was about 35 yr....

Recently went back to this place while in town. There have (unfortunately) been no changes to the interior of the place so it is still the diviest of dives. There was definitely more selection than last time as far as girls though nothing above a 7 (and that may...

The dancers are less then desirable.....if your after extras including stds go for it. The owner chargers customers 3 to 4 dollars more to customers when thy buy drinks for the girls. Cocaine runs rampant. Drinks already triple price to begin with. If you want a job there sleep with...

I've been coming here, off & on, for years. However, only 4-5 time per year. The front door is normally locked with a door man there to open the door. No cover charge a the time I entered. The club was just opening @ 7:00 pm and...

Stopped in for a capper to the evening. Both black and white girls and many are a bit on the heftier side but mainly pleasant and not trying to sap every $ out of you as soon as you walk in. Beers and dances are almost cheap enough to...

Another West 25th St dive. I've also gone to the Peek-A-Boo Club on and off for around 20 years but more off than on, less than Bugsys. There's usually some fat old guy that sits at the locked door and lets you in, I've never been charged a cover but...

The front door is secured from the inside. A guy opens the door to let you in. The room is filled with cigarette smoke.
Most of the dancers were 'big' as in 'hefty'. 2 of the 7 were average build. None really attractive. Looked like the rejects from the other better...

I always swear I won't stop back in again; then I do.

This review will be short -- maybe too short for credit -- because basically the same history applies. Peek-a-Boo is dirty; the girls are overweight and also dirty; the restrooms are smelly and, yeah, dirty.

There was one girl not...

I used to frequent this club a few years back and boy i am disappointed. The quality of dancers has definitely went downhill. The club was just dirtyyy. Owner should definitely bring more goodlooking girls in and do something that'll give them a reason to stay. In one word terrible....

This will be a short review. Not much to say except (as has been said before (and a lot)) stay away. There is nothing to recommend this place.

Nothing.

The girls are ALWAYS fat; usually unwashed; and never attractive. Never.

Add to that the wonderful smell of old old cigarette...

Stopped in here since I was driving past. Had not been in here for like 10 years. Personally I used to frequent the "sister bar" Bugaboos on the east side many moons ago. Big mistake. I was charged a $3 cover to walk in and see the dancers sitting at...

what a coincidence, i guess i never paid attention, i didn't even know that this club was
listed on tuscl, lol
i just drove by this club earlier in the week and had a minor thought about stopping in but the memory of my only visit ever there told me...

I visit this place ocassionally, with the last time being about a week ago around 8 pm. As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by a dancer who I knew from another club on the eastside. There were two dancers on that night. One old, the other overweight.

Here's...

As has always been the case here, the quality of dancers vary from one visit to the next -- from hour to hour, I'm pretty sure. Moreover, the quality of the dances varies, too.

Here, it's (usually) a waste of time and money to get a lap dance. They're...

In most towns, the rating would be much lower. This club has become one of my favorites in Cleveland.
Recently, a few talents have joined. Alexis and Princess are well worth spending time. The club does not open until 7. Often the best girls don't show up...

Just wanted to update people that this club is still open. It is only open 7pm-2:30am though. It is a fairly open club compared to the other one located on W 25th, however the girls aren't as decent looking. Lap dances are not private, but on a kitchen chair in...

This place is sort of crazy. I have had nights here that rivaled anywhere I've ever been as far as mileage. I've had nights here that had more action right at the bar -- after having only bought a girl a drink (no laps) -- than most bars...

Since my last review here (in which several good things happened during a lap dance), things have calmed down a bit.

This is still an okay place for mileage, but here's what you can expect:

Lap dances will be ordinary -- the very occasional quick touch, but not much. At the...

This has to be the worst club in Cleveland. I would be willing to say it has to be in the bottom 40 in the USA. When you walk in the main door you can smell a musty order at times. The bar is by the door and rectangular. The...

Well.

I swore I wouldn't go back to this boring, stupid, waste-of-time club....yet last week, I went in anyway.

....and was pleasantly surprised to find that it had improved a LOT. Instead of one or two ordinary-looking, boring girls there were 7 or 8 sexy (although still ordinary-looking) girls. I...

I swore I wouldn't come here again.....but, you know, there's always people here, and it had been a long time since I came here, and I figured maybe things had changed, maybe it's not so bad.

Wrong; and wrong. Just as stupid as it ever was.

10 seconds after sitting down...