Lido Lounge Reviews

I stopped here on a whim at about 9:30 on a Friday. The parking lot was about 80% full and it looked like people were also using the auto parts store's parking lot next door. Before entering a very large but polite bouncer charges me a $5 cover...

Parking is tight even when it's not crowded. The area is really going downhill car hackings and the like. Enter thru front door paid $10 cover and head to the bar, pleasant barmaid might have been the cutest one there. Got a Jack and coke $7.00 . Didn't even...

On my way home from a Tribe game my buddy talked me into stopping at Lidos after we ate tacos at a place on Lorain. It was late but I was off the next day so why not!
The door man let us both...

Tried secrets up the road a bit earlier in the night. Prolly night a fair shake over there cause I was too early but stopped by Lido on the way home. Place used to be busy every night. This Thursday was rather low key. Only 5 girls tops. Mostly thicker...

It was so cold I left work early and thought I would give Lidos another try if they were open.
Surprise 6-10 cars in the parking lot. Bundled up headed to door, gentlemen did not even ask for cover, just glad to have someone come thru...

Less than a week before Xmas and all the moms got to make money for presents! $5.00 cover get to bar and $7.00 for a drink.
Barmaid was pleasant and 5 girls sitting at the bar with regulars! I finished my drink get another and check out the stages at the...

$5 dollar entrance fee, should be free. Lido's hasn't had a large variety of girls in years, but I still frequent because the bartenders are awesome and the drinks are worth it. Years ago the variety of girl was awesome, now it's below average but there's always a...

Recently was a shooting outside of this club. Went with a few guys after the bachelor party got going. Crowd had obviously been thinned here based on that recent shooting. Quick pat down on the way in. Bartender is cute/thick and is quick to serve reasonably priced drinks. place has...

Stopped by before the 4th after 9:00pm. The neighborhood seems to be going downhill. Parked in the lot and a few customers outside smoking. Paid my cover went right to bar , nice barmaid smiled got me a cocktail . Didn't take long for a tall brunette to hit me...

Oh boy. Went to the Lido Lounge on a whim. I'll admit I was a little drunk at the time and my friend dragged me. Turns out even alcohol can't make this place look nice. Walked in, got drinks, Sat down and my chair was covered in something sticky. Gross....

This actually is the closest strip club near me in Cleveland, but I had never visited. That changed on the Sunday before July 4 when I attempted to visit. Attempted--because the lot was full and I didn't feel like parking at a nearby business and possibly having my car towed.

I...

This place was OK. 2 good looking girls but the bar was really inconveniently located to see the dancers. Dance area is right next to the bar, fair price but short songs and dancers were pretty busy. I had one dance with a thin girl with a somewhat grating voice...

I asked around about which clubs to go to and everyone mentioned the clubs in the flats. However I pass this club on my way to work all the time, so I thought I would give it a try.
Just moved to the area, thought I would check...

Last time I was here around November I said I might not return. The fact that some guy was shot in the parking lot a couple weeks ago was another reason not to return but I ended up in the area around 9pm so I decided to stop in for...

Had not been to Lido's in several months. This club use to be a regular stop for me but the talent has really declined in the last year. But decided to give it another try. There were seven dancers working 5 black and 2 white ones. The black dancers...

Lido is the closest strip club to my house, however, I have avoided it because of all the negative reviews. On the Wednesday night I was there the club was about half-full...surprising. There were probably 5 dancers on duty with two of those being about a 7.5 and the rest...

Straight outa Compton!
That sums up a late evening at Lido.

I was an early evening semi regular here back around 3 years ago and as the night went on the hoodrats would come out and fill this club up. It hasn't changed except they came out earlier than I...

I went to Lido on a Friday afternoon around 6:30pm. When I got there, they hadn't started the stage rotation yet, but there were a few customers and dancers in the club. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer for $4.00. Shortly after I sat down,...

i used to go to Lido quite often, but quit going for a few months. Decided to stop back in on a Tuesday about 7 pm. there is not much activity at this time but the place is pretty damn empty so you can get a little more...

This used to be one of my go to places if I was looking for a semi good time on the cheap. The dancers were never anything to write home about but there were solid dances, lots of contact, no pasties, and cheap drinks until like 8 or 9pm.

After...

Welcome to cellphone city. The bartender is on hers - good luck getting a refill, the dancers are sitting at the bar using theirs - Facebook updates, and somewhere in the mix, there are two-song stage sets. Dancers no longer respond to tips unless you're making-it-rain. Even...

Came in late Wednesday night after a long day of work. Cover 5, beer 5$. The place wasn't that lively but it was hump day. Most the girls were just chatting with each other or their regulars. Dudes outnumbered the girls on the night and was a slow...

Arrived at the club after work approximately 10 girls working evenly spilt between. Black and White dancers. Average rating I would give the dancer about. 5. This used to have better dancers on day shift. Excellent happy hours prices and always good food. I good...

I've been a few times. I usually get there shortly after open, before any girls even out. I tend to have a few drinks, then when the girls show up shortly after have some fun. Before they start getting busy it is great. With more girls than customers they tend...

This place, as well as most of the Cleveland clubs, have been going downhill. Good news though, I think things are starting to change! Most of the Brookpark clubs are very strict after a number of busts but it does not seem to have affected Lido! I...