Lusty Adventures Reviews

Don't know why I keep returning to this place...high value for the money is what I will rationalize. Had not been here in a while, but had read all about the renovation, so since I was in town, I stopped by to see what it was all about. didn't seem...

Came in here again despite a previous poor experience. I heard that it had been redone, so I hoped that maybe it had improved. Not so much. Visually it looked a little cleaner, but it still looks like a dive bar. It looked like they got...

Okay, so I've been here many times and this was the first time I was able to get any sort of pricing for private dances out at the bar. Will tell that in a bit.

Got dances from several girls, all at the bar, all were pretty good with some...

First thing you need to know is that this club is not in the best part of town. When I arrived I didn't get a good feeling parking my vehicle (nothing happened to it, just was a little worried). When I entered there were 3 girls setting at...

Went on a snowy afternoon, which kept the patrons down. unfortunately it kept the dancers away too. When I arrived I was approached by Diamond, a buxom AA lady, but I declined a dance until I could see what other options there were. At some point I...

I had never been to this club before. When I walked in there was a long bar with a narrow room. It was a nice looking bar that looked like it belonged in the lobby of an old hotel. Unfortunately, there were only 3 ladies there on this...

Stopped in on Thursday early evening. Three dancer on shift. Started with an AA about a 5........she was the best of the 3 I saw. She was actually pretty good at lap dances. Made a comment to her about extras and she just laughed it off....

Stopped by mid-afternoon on a Saturday. This was a couple of weeks before they closed for renovations, so the club had its typical run down shanty feel. 6-7 dancers working (plus Autumn who was splitting her time between bartending and dancing for a guy). Hannah was the...

Heard they were open again so I thought I'ld see how it looks. Well they painted, cleaned the mirrors, new stools, and a new curtain for VIP. I didn't go back by the pool table or bathrooms. There were three dancers when I got there sitting at the bar. Two...

Today was the first day open after being closed for 10 days of 'renovations'....

Yeah.... a new coat of paint & the mirrors cleaned don't amount to renovations in my book.

The beer is still cheap but cold. The dancers are above average but very friendly. The men's room still sucks more...

Well I will start with the positive. There really is only one in my opinion. There is really not an issue with smoke earlier in the afternoon. I stopped there on the eve of the new year after other nearby clubs were either bad ratio on dancers...

Went there on a Saturday afternoon while in the area. There is plenty of parking in the paved lot. The condition of the place has been covered in other reviews but I saw a sign saying the place was going to close for renovations. There were about 6 customers and...

As has been discussed this place is an absolute dive in which new strains of super bacteria are likely evolving. The best number rating I gave is 7 for "monetary value" because anything could be had here gor cheap but the reality is these girls should be paying us...

I stopped in Tuesday afternoon after a long absence... The Christmas decor adds some light so it isn't quite so dark when entering this time of year. (so you can see the grime sooner). Dancer quality and club atmosphere has been covered extensivly in recnt posts and their descriptions are...

Okay, again, seeing a lot of mildly negative reviews and I've had a mixed bag here myself, but I was in the area and figured I'd check it out again. Same old run down craphole, bathroom is a disaster and the rest of the place is only mildly better...

As noted, Lusty is not for the faint of heart. It’s basically an, old, neighborhood bar where you will see the customers on the bar stools getting lapdances (at one point I just stepped back and felt like I had stepped into some alternate, male-fantasy universe where lapdances are...

Stopped by mid-afternoon on a Saturday, expecting there to be a somewhat larger crowd than I had seen in the past. I was wrong. Crowd was smaller, meaning there were open stools at the bar, and there seemed to be fewer dancers. Normally I will see 6-8...

Finally stopped by this club and found it just as awful as advertized. This club looks like it was closed for years and then opened one day by someone frankly didn't even care enough to sweep the floors. Lots of broken chairs and bar stools that have probably been around...

It's pointless to rehash how utterly disgusting the interior of this club is. So I'm going to het right to the point on the talent.

There isn't any.

Yes you can find Hanna there so if you have to break a long dry streak the head on in and dump a load...

Went to Lusty's on a Saturday nite. Surprisingly there were only 4 dancers and 3 patrons. Hanna was there and approached me right away, giving me a $5 bar side dance. She is great with the touchy, feely stuff at the bar. As always,...

I had never been here before but I was able to find it. The parking lot seemed ok; better than being on the street. When I left I did see some characters in the parking lot. It was early and was pretty slow. There were only...

Love this place even though its not very nice inside. Can't beat the beer prices. Hannah is the best. Girls are usually up front and the bang is worth the buck here. Always a good time for me. The vip rooms are at each end...

Wow this place gives new meaning to shithole. I walked in and went up to the bar and got a bottle of water. there was no one on the little stage and a few girls walking around. The best was about a 3. Most looked wasted with that heavy drug...

I was here a couple weeks ago. The club itself is a dive, but I live a good dive bar, especially one with naked woman. As useful the girls ranged from young slim and
Cute to older not so slim and not so cute and everything inbetween, so needless to say...

Stopped in late Thursday afternoon. About 5 dancers and 5 patrons. Approached by young brunette who asked me to hold her purse while she smoked. When she returned gave me a $5 bar dance. Asked me to buy her a shot. Bought a shot even though she was visibly intoxicated....