House Of Lancaster Reviews

Visited the House of Lancaster last night with a group of friends. Decent club, fair sized. I was impressed with the amount of ladies in the crowd. There were a few hot girls dancing, got a dance from one named Mia, smoking hot girl of Vietnamese...

I was pleasantly surprised by how nice this club is post-renovation. Last time I was hear was years ago and it was a dump. Not anymore. Much more open concept with curtained off areas for private parties. Cover charge is $2.

VIP is upstairs and VERY private. It consists of a...

Went to HOL 2 on a Saturday night, $2 cover at the door, the place was hopping when I arrived (around 12:30, there were 20-30 girls I could see on the floor, a mix of nationalities and attractiveness, I didn’t see any 10s wandering around but there were plenty of...

Decided to try out HOL II late afternoon on Thursday.
The place was a little dead (did I mention it was late afternoon) - but there were a few dancers, mostly clustered at the bar.
I grabbed a drink and watched the stage show for a while. Nothing special - but not...

The club itself has a very decent environment. Sofa's are everywhere with big screen tv's on all corners. The girls overall are not very pushy, you can come in have a drink, relax, watch some sports on tv, or the stage dance.

I was however very ticked off with one...

$2 cover and the most unpleasant looking dude at the door. The club itself was alright, I could see the shower dance setup on the stage. I grabbed a reasonably priced coke (well, reasonable compared to BR) and watched the stage show. It was not that impressive, but mostly because...

Got into HOL II and found out the cover was $2. Didn't like it but again it is offset by having no bathroom attendant. Was escorted to a table and ordered a beer. As I was watching the stage show notice it had a seedy feel to the place. Most...

Been here a couple of times so not gonna put an exact day but each time was after 9 till past midnight. This place has a nice setup and atmosphere. Girls here are really a hit or miss depending on what day you go on. I've found...

Stopped in on a thursday night and several good looking women, but the seemed bored and uninterested. We had several expensive drinks and left. Most girls only took off everything right before their turn ended.
I thought the enviroment was nice and i guess you can not expect...

Drop by during a Saturday evening. First time at this club. Paid the $2 fee. Hate paying any fees especially in a place like a strip joint. I bumped into a waitress on the way in, so she walked me to a table. Sat down on the uncomfortable chair and...

Overall I give this club a rating of 7 out of 10, based on a number of factors. The club itself is in a good location that is easily reached from anywhere downtown. Though it is far enough away that there is plenty of street parking. When I went, there...

It has a lot of TVs and a neon stage. It had the scariest kitchen I'd ever seen. The chairs were terribly uncomfortable. The drinks were expensive. The girls were well below par, they didn't mingle. A waste of time. I didn't even bother getting...

Went here in the early afternoon. Not much talent visible at first, but I took a seat near the stage and some hotties eventually found there way over. I liked the big hipped Brazilian girl (not sure of her name) and the Chinese dancer who had a good sales pitch....

I went to this club. I liked that there were three stages. Most clubs just have one stage and you have to watch one girl you might not like for 3 dances. Some dances were really hot, some were dog ugly.

The club setup was good. Most of the women only...

Stopped by Monday night for a few hours. Generally an alright club. Note that after 7:00 pm there is a $2 cover and a "no hats" policy.

Fairly wide variety of dancers. Some Eastern Europeans, some Black, a few blondes in their 30s, a couple good looking brunettes. Quality probably ranged...

Was here on the evening of September 15 around 11:00pm. There was a $2 cover to get in, and it was fairly crowded inside, though there was no problem finding a seat. The inside of the club looks like it's straight out of the '70s. It's not bad, just not...

The girls here are always sub-par. As a positive I usually stop in here if I have a short time, otherwise I'll settle in at Club Paradise about 4 minutes west. Or - if I know it'll be a slow evening I'll stop at Lancaster for a beer and then...

There are those who say to be scared of this place, but I don't see what the fuss is. I went early in the day. The subway which lets you off not far away. It's a pretty safe walk over.

During the day, there was about three people in the club,...

I was at HOL with a friend on January 21, 2006. I hadn't been there in years and wanted to give it a shot since I live in California and the strip clubs down here suck and cost $$$.

Anyway, it started off disappointingly. The place is very dark and drab....

I was in here last Wednesday at about 4pm. Did not see any of the hot girls reputed to be in the Toronto SC. Saw 1 girl who had any business being in any SC - her face rated a 7 and her body rated a 5. ...

Was in Toronto a few months back and decided to make a quick jaunt out to a local club. Toronto has alot to chose from, so I think it was just dumb luck that I ended up here. Anyway, there was a main center stage with tables around...

Not the most prettiest girls here; regardless, I tried a lap from a strung out overwieght blonde but didn't realize it until it was to late. The fcking lighting!!
Anyways, I think I got sick from that fat btch because the next day I came down w/a bad sore throat....

Had a chance recently to revisit HL II and had a great time...as some of your might recall I visited HL II back in Nov and had an ok time...mainly due to this one blonde who tried to take advantage of my generosity...this time back and more prepared I arrived...

I was at HL II last week...I had a decent time I had lap dances from two ladies...the first was a blonde russian girl...I cannot remember her name...but she was about 5'6"...and quite liberal...she even took out Mr. happy...for a walk around the block...a little magic finger action and light...

As a former employee of HOL2 as well as many other clubs in the GTA I have to give a horrible review to this club. It is nothing more than a glorified whore house where with your $10 lapdance you get a blowjob by a cracked out asian or...