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Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

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12 yrs ago
12 yrs ago
This is actually a review of...
This is actually a review of membership in Lust, which occupies the two floors above Desire. (I'm assuming you've had a tour, you know what's up there and you know how membership works.) Guys often ask if it's worth it. Yes, but wrong question. Lust membership is just $60 up front and you agree to spend $240 over the next 3 months ($300 each quarter after that if you choose to continue). You easily make back the $60 with free drink cards and not paying cover charges. Real questions: can you afford it? Will you use it? You will spend the $240 on food and drinks for you, your buddies and the girls. The only reason to be at the club is the girls, there are no girls up in Lust unless you bring them, and they have no reason to go upstairs with you unless you’re doing CR’s. There are no $25 dances upstairs, the minimum is a 15 minute CR. So you bring a girl upstairs, eat, have a drink, and do a 15 minute CR. You’re talking $180-$200 each time, $130 out of pocket, $50-$70 off your account. Do that four times over three months and you’ve used up your account. If you already come to the club once or twice a month and do a 15 minute CR each time, with Lust membership you’re just spending an extra $50-$70 each time. Upstairs is quiet, especially summer weekend nights when downstairs is a zoo. The food is great, but not cheap: $30 steaks, $15 pizzas, $10 salads. The CR’s are nicer, larger with flatscreens. The bathroom is nicer. Only drawbacks, can’t bring drinks back and forth, and girls won’t go upstairs during prime earning hours downstairs unless they’re earning just as much from you.