Mons Venus Reviews

Ventured here on a late Saturday nite, around 4am. Surprisingly, there were quite a few girls that still had not gone home, in fact, number of girls nearly equalled number of patrons. Also, surprisingly, still quite a few very nice looking girls, one blonde with near-perfect breasts and...

It's always fun to come here with novice out of towners. The look on their faces when they first walk in is priceless. Went last weekend with 2 very married guys from a medium sized midwestern town. I'm not sure either one had ever been to a bona-fide strip club...

This is a composite review of recent consecutive(Fri&Sa afternoon) visits. Although things are slower and dancer attractiveness down a bit from night shift , the less crowded, more intimate atmosphere makes up for it. The lesser crowd, particularly on recent Sa. can be deceiving as more people there are "players"....

As a longtime frequenter of Tampa clubs, somehow I had never made it to the fabled Mons Venus until last weekend. This club is legendary, and accordingly my expectations were extremely high. The place looks like a dump from the outside, but that is no indicator of what...

My first trip to Mons Venus was not a dissapointment. This could be the case when a place has been praised by others and has a high expectation to live up to. I went there about 6 pm on a Tuesday. The cover charge of $20...

Would probably give Mons a higher rating but I was there on a Monday at 5:30PM. Things were dead. 1 Dancer on stage that had a very nice body, limited others in circulation. No one even approached me. Some walked by and just sat over in...

Finally had a chance to visit the famous Mons Venus. Arrived around 6:30 or so on a Tuesday evening. The place is one room, with some stools, and cushioned bench around the perimeter. It's on a shopping strip highway with Taco Bell, shopping malls etc.and a 5...

Back for the first time in a few months. I went at around 8pm on Sat night. I was very disappointed in the number of dancers (only about 8-10) the quality was also down with it from 7-9 instead of the 8-10. The only redeeming factor was Gabrielle a very...

An unsually early arrival (about 7:30) showed the Mons, which induces claustrophobia anytime after midnight, in a different light. There was actually a place to park and room to move inside the club. The big drawback is the $20 cover collected all day, but at least there is unlimited return...

The better it gets the better it gets. This place remains in a class by itself for me. I had a great time with the beautiful, talented women here. Karli really got frisky with me and made this a visit to remember. I told her I’d be a while coming...

Stopped on a Friday nite. A lot of girls that were in the 8+ catagory. I wasnt pressured but it was too crowded for my tastes. Like getting alcohol ala West Palm but the dances, although in the open were very satisfying. The young lady was very adept...

Sigh, quite a disappointing experience.

Perhaps I got there too early (8 pm), perhaps it was the day (Tuesday), perhaps it was the anticipation built from heightened expectations, but this one evening at Mons was not anything to write home about.

I was lectured about rules by a girl with plenty of...

Went in on a Friday night, the club was packed and there was a high number of dancers, many of whom were 8+s, though there were a couple that were probably below a 6. The hustle isn't as high as across the street at 2001, and the ladies here...

I've been to Mons in the past when visiting but have neglected it recently because of the $$$ it takes to have a good time. I decided what the hell I'll try it again, at least i know what to expect. It basically is the same as always....

Dropped in last week when I was in Tampa on business. This place was so hyped over the years, I was looking forward to trying it out. I don't know but I found the place uncomfortable. It is a relatively small mirrored room with a central circular stage. The place...

There has been so much said about this and 95% is true from what this CA man boy saw- WOW what a treat and fun place to stay- I was in Orlando three night and made the trip twice-well worth it. The Club is absolutly full of hot thin-attactrive...

Visited Florida and made a stop at one of my (and many others') favorite club. While I prefer a seeder, more intimate club, the talent here is undeniably and consistently the best, by far, of the many clubs I have ever visited. The very predictability of excellence makes...

Mons Venus is the first club I ever visited. I went on a friday night at about 8. There were a lot of guys, but it wasn't too crowded. There were as many dancers as there were guys. The dancers were all pretty and very friendly and there was a...

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon/early evening. Probably less than a dozen customers and more than a dozen dancers. Had a nice set with a petite brunette named PJ with great tats. Outstanding talent as usual....

Well, it is what it is...More pretty girls than you can count- and even more more patrons ogling and fondling them. Very tight quarters- $20 cover- no alcohol on premise- a full wallet upon entry and an empty one upon exit. That is all.......

If you arn't juiced up when you arrive at the Mons, you will be very shortly after your arrival. The evergy here is very high, primarily because everything is so out in the open, and you hardly know which direction to look. Quite a show watching those bodies...

ALWAYS teasing and pleasing to be found in this club. I rounded up Tyra for my first dance set, and she was a little too good....Had to leave and freshen up and come back later in the evening. I danced with a few others, and found a very aggressive spinner...

A lot has been written about this club. I had a chance to sample it again a few weeks ago, after a long absence and various club experiences in AZ, CA and TX. On balance, the Mons gives you alot for the money, if you can get over a few...

Went a few weeks ago on my way driving to NY. Stopped in looking for my ATF, Danny, but she was a no-show. Had many dances from various hotties. They don't dissapoint here. But they don't allow straddling and they don't grab MR HAPPY. That...

Paid a visit to Mons over the holiday weekend. Wanted to see if one of my favs, elle, was still working there. She wasnt around, but there was enough eye candy to keep me busy and distracted. Quality seemed a little uneven, lots of 5s AND 9s. Mons attracts both...