Mustangs Gentleman's Club Reviews

I came to Mustangs on cold Monday night. The first dancer that I talked to started complaining about how slow the club was. There were six to seven dancers and three customers. Every time I come to place, I notice how run down it is. Don’t...

I live in DC (i.e. the land of no contact strip clubs) so I will occasionally head over to Mustang's (maybe 4 miles from my house). Drink prices are decent ($6 for a domestic beer) and $10 for a dance, with no cover most of the time. It...

I haven't been in a while and felt like stopping by. It was more packed that usual. Considering the holiday season I should not be surprised. There was a decent amount of ladies on display. I wasn't expecting much. I come...

Back in Maryland for a visit and stopped in to a place I've been several years ago. This is the only club I've ever seen where the only dance allowed is a fully clothed (well,mostly) grind against one wall of the club. There were about 8 dancers working...

This was a strange night for the notorious Syco2k3. I had never ever been to this club before by CHOICE. I knew the place was a dump just from reading prior reviews. Around 11:45pm Saturday night I was bored watching the Detroit Red Wings hockey game. It was a good...

I had not visited Mustangs for over a year. I had some free time on Saturday night so I stopped in around 9 pm. The club had more customers and dancers than I expected to see, but it still wasn't packed. Bought a beer and sat at...

Mustangs as a lot of people had written earlier is not as bad. I realized the only places affordable for lap dance lovers in dc area is mustangs and ebony inn. Ebony inn has lost its charm recently and there aren't any thick strippers now. Hence I thought of trying...

I dropped into this club, a couple to times a year. Every time that I am in DMV for work. The place is run down. However, it is a nice chill place to relax and get a few beers. Beers cost about $5. Also, the girls...

Based on my last visit, it seems like things have changed. First, I've noticed that now there are at least 3 or 4 dancers who spend the grand majority of their time on their cell phones instead of interacting with patrons. When they do interact, it seems to be with...

After many failed visits to Ebony Inn, I thought I will try this place for a change and guys, I don't regret it. May be I had kept my expectations very low before coming to this place. To start with after you enter the first door, there is a second...

I know a lot of folks have issues with consistency of dancers here however, tonight was an example of why I keep coming back. Been going one to two times a month the past 2 years. Thalia gives a good wall dance. Most of the dancers have a good attitude...

Stopped by with my roommate last night to check out Mustangs. There were only two dancers the whole time we were there--one was like a 5 who stayed on her phone the entire time, and the other was obese. We stayed at the bar for like an hour to see...

If you are looking just to chill and unwind, this is a good spot. Not as wild as many other clubs have become. If you just want to relax not be bother and see some ladies than hit this place up.

I go in and get a soda (not a...

Finally checked out this spot and wasn't bad but it was a very slow night..almost left after being there 20 minutes seeing nothing going on and dancers looked bored...but got a hell of dance from Latina after seeing her on stage. Glad I stuck around for that "special wall dance"..but...

Went here on a low budget looking for something very low key. So overall it was cool just wished the did nude lap dances. But otherwise the dancers were friendly, and the no cover was a bonus. There's was one dancer who's body was on point then there was another...

I went on a Saturday evening and it was very dull. The dancers there looked good but like going to a car lot you can see great looking vehicles, driving them is another. The dancers in general had no pop at all. I saw one...

Went on a Sunday night there was one dancer that wasn't doing anything just sitting there. She came to me after I decided I was gonna leave. No other guest were really there besides 2 guys drinking at the bar. might go back to give it another shot one of...

During my last visit, I had a couple of dances from one Latina who was a bit on the taller and thicker side. She was a great dancer and knew how to twerk that rear of hers. She even nibble on my ear a bit during the dance saying how...

Well I live in walking distance from this club so I decided to take a visit after a couple beers. It had been some months since my last visit which was meh as I remember for a Friday night...but I do at least remember some ladies were in there around...

Not as bad as everyone says. As most of these reviews say, don't be discouraged by the looks of this club!!! It's dark and murky and may have some drunks at the bar. We kept it simple with a couple of dances from Fancy. Fantastic!!!! Loved the girls and decor...

just happened to go to mustangs, terrible. not only is it tiny shack but the dancers are uninspired. literally me and some friends went there looked around for 5 minutes and realized this place was worse then just a crappy little strip club and left. avoid mustangs at all costs,...

This was my second visit to this club. For some reason, I find myself (a resident of Nova) wanting to go all the way out to Maryland in order to get a good time. DC clubs either are too sketch/seedy and northern Virginia sucks (obviously).

So for a decent time,...

I have heard of this place for a while and I finally took a chance and went in. Boy I should have stayed OUT this place is a DUMP everything in there looks to be at least 35 years old from the chairs to the bar area. The dancers were...

After hearing of supposed changes to this club, I decided to make another visit this past Saturday. Contrary to what I've heard, stage dances still occur at the front of the club and wall dances are still held at the same place they always have. Perhaps there were temporary changes...

I got in around 7, only saw about 3-5 girls. Seemed pretty dead. People
have said they didn't do stage dances but when I went they were. Wall
dances in the back, my opinion better than the front. Girls are friendly
enough. Never anything to write home about because there's no privacy or
intimacy...