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Been a couple of years since my last visit which was fairly decent so thought I'd give HH another shot. Went on a Tuesday when they have 2 for 1 dances ($20). No cover since it was mid-afternoon. Place hasn't changed much. Pretty dingy inside and out. Very dark inside with bar and one stage. The place was pretty much dead there was 4-5 dancers present both white and black ranging in looks from ok to no thanks. Didn't see anyone I was willing to spend money on even at 2 for 1. Only about 3 other customers in the place. Barely sat down and was approached by overweight dancer asking if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said no thanks i just got here and wanted to settle in first. She seemed a little disappointed but left without comment. Honestly, this club is really no more than a dive club/bar. The overall vibe is not good in my opinion, maybe would be better on a weekend or evening but I don't feel like it's worth wasting anymore time on. Finished my drink and headed up he road to try my luck at another club.

I worked at this club for about a week. Busiest night was Tuesday, the club offers a 2 for 1 dance special every Tuesday night. The girls are very average, no real stunners. They weren't very pushy and the stage performances weren't very entertaining. The stage set up is nice but the poles are not good. If you want the girls to do tricks, make the poles usable. The music was so so, nothing really up to date and the same songs were played every night. The lap dance area needs to be redone, but it's not the worst that I've seen. It serves its purpose. Saturday night was dead. Empty. No customers, but no dancers either. Seems the girls don't like to show up on Saturdays. Not sure why, but I didn't stay to find out. If you're looking for a quick drink, the bartender is nice and will make you one. This "strip club" makes a better bar than a club.

So this place was off my rotation for a while. But as I said in one of my older reviews here, I have a soft spot for this place and want to like it because of some of my better times here back in some better days for this club. I thought this place hit rock bottom the last time I was here. I was wrong. So I set out on Saturday with intentions of hitting Babe's which I haven't been to for a very very long time. Come to find out, Babes doesn't open until 3pm now. So I decided to try Harem House again. Walked in, no one dancing. Saw three ladies. One sitting with a guy (customer I think, but honestly not sure) at the far end of the bar, and two at the bar end close to where you enter talking to bartender. The female bartender was the hottest of all women here by far, and unfortunately that isn't saying a lot. I asked if they were open and they said yes (I knew they were, but I was playing dumb). The white BBW said I will go dance for you and went up to DJ booth put on some music and started dancing, or maybe it was shape shifting, I am not sure. I was nice and sat at the tip rail and gave her some $ for her efforts. However, when she took them, she was in need of a good bath. So when she offered up lapdances, even at 2 for 1 on a non-2 for 1 day, I declined and said I just wanted to hang out some more before getting dances. I waited a good 10 minutes, and no one else danced or moved from their spots at the bar. After 10 minutes or so, the BBW went back on stage to try her luck again. I gave her another $ on the first song and then left. In fairness, I decided to give this place another chance a few days later as I was still not cleared for work, so what else was I supposed to do. Four girls working on this day, but again no one dancing when I entered. I thin spinner went on stage and was a bit flirty. She promised good things in the lap dance area. So I decided I would give her a shot. To be honest, I was guessing she was mostly talk and wasn't expecting much, but I was expecting more than i got. What I got was all air and some light brushing on the thigh and knee area of my pants with her legs and butt. She looked real good, but the dance was lame to say the least. I have no idea what happened to this place or how it continues to redefine new levels of decay and decline. Used to be able to get some decent mileage for Indiana clubs here, especially when it was slow like it was on my visits, but not any more. Hard to get a decent lap dance let alone anything that resembles mileage. That being said, I am sure given the talent working and the painfully apparent addictions of some, I would be shocked if they were not all available for take out. Harem House lacks a harem or anything that resembles entertainment or a good time. Will stay off the rotation until some other person takes one for the team and the reviews start to improve.

I stopped by on Saturday night a little before midnight. This was my first visit here in a few months. $7 cover. 5 dancers were working. 3 white, 2 skinny AAs. I have received dances from Stevie before and I was hoping she would be there. Unfortunately, she was not working that night. I ordered a beer ($4.25...it expired in November) and watched the stage show. There were only a handful of customers watching the stage show...4 or 5 more were gathered around the pool table. Majority of the customers were Hispanic or African American. The dancers were doing 3 song sets...and they were LONG songs. That's good if you're getting private dances (I only saw 1 customer partake of a private dance) and bad if you just want to see all the talent there. After an hour, I had seen all the talent and not a single one caught my interest. After seeing all the talent I called it a night. On a positive note, the majority of the time I was there, someone was actually on stage. My last visit, the majority of the time the stage was empty. Dancers seemed content to sit at the end of the bar and talk among themselves. I won't be back for quite a while....unless I read reviews on here stating things have changed.

Drove up and saw 2 potential dancers smoking out the door. Walked in and went to bar and order drink. Place was pretty dark and saw one dancer on stage and 3 girls back doing lap dances. They had music playing and no di. The place only had about 5 - 6 customers and three were in the back. Drink was 4.74 and no cover charge. I waited until one of the ladies came out and spoke to her.. it was 2 for Tuesday dances so typical dances are 20.00 each but today 10.00. The place is pretty old and not well kept, but I was not their for that. Ended dancing with stevie. My guess a thirty something petite milf. She was the best one out of the three back in room. Others were mush larger and African American. I decided to go back with Stevie, she does a nice grind and let’s you slap ass and rub a little. But their is no privacy back in lap dance room. I did about 10 dances and they where nice, but decided to go back to the brass where the girls are more plentiful and much better looking

I feel so dumb paying the $6 cover when I went here two weeks ago. I could see as soon as I walked in it was going to be a complete waste of time. I paid though and went straight to the bar where I was approached by an extremely drunk and flat chested stripper. She was covered in bad tattooes and could barely put together a sentence. I ignored her and ordered a $5 beer including tip. As I sat there thinking about what the hell I was doing, I saw one stripper with a knee brace (really sexy lol) and another that hasn’t said no to a cheeseburger in 10 years. When I was about to leave another stripper came and sat by me. She was probably the most normal one there. Did the usual talk about not making money and her kids. I bought her a drink and almost a pvt dance, but she would not stop sweating. I wasn’t into smelling like a gym sock so I took off. This place is more like a dive bar than a strip club. Won’t be heading back until things improve.

Stopped by at about 8:00 PM on a Friday evening. Was told it was "shift change" and the only dancer was a 4 and heavy. I sat alone for a while and no one danced. The large girl finally came over and I got a dance cause that's what I was there. You now have to pay $5 to enter the lap dance area. That's $5 per girl not per song. Did a couple of songs and actually got a decent dance. She didn't grind my dick off like many heavy dancers do and encouraged touching. Returned to my table and another dancer/waitress showed up. She was older but attractive (6-7) and had a nice body. Got a few dances from her as well and had a good time. Lots of hand roaming both ways. Returned to my table again and two more girls showed up. One was a much older blonde. I wasn't interested in her. The other was a mixed race lady who was beautiful and young. (8-9). I tipped her twice while on stage but she never came over. There were two other patrons and she either walked around or hung with the other dancers. I finally gave up and left. I may return if I'm desperate or close but it's not worth going out of the way to visit here anymore.

I hadn't been to Harem House for a while and decided to stop in. The first thing I noticed was that the regular hot brunette manager wasn't there. Someone said she is now at Babes. There were a handful of customers there when I arrived, but very infrequent dancers. They would get on and off stage at random, many times leaving the stage empty. I had drank a couple of beers and was about to leave when a hot AA dancer joined me at the table. We talked to for a few minutes and then went back to the lap dance area. By the second dance, she was busy rubbing my crotch with her expert hands. By the end of the third dance, I was happy. I paid for the dances and gave her a nice tip. I didn't ask if she was available outside the club, but would guess that she would be. Not a bad turnaround, totally unexpected. I'll need to go back a little more often.

Yet another lackluster visit to Harem House. I go back still hoping it will be better...but I think I have finally learned that Harem House is dead. I stopped in on Saturday night around midnight. I paid $7 cover. I don't know why they were charging cover. Only 2 dancers in the entire place: Stevie, and someone else I did not know. She looked....older....maybe early - mid 40s. Counting myself there were 5 customers. I walked to the bar and ordered a beer ($3.75) The bartender informs me they dropped the price of the beer 50 cents. I was hoping more dancers were in the dressing room and they would be out shortly. Unfortunately, I soon found out this was not the case. While I was at the bar, I noticed Stevie was talking with a guy, the other older dancer was bouncing back and forth between 2 customers. No one was on stage. I drank my beer and left. In my opinion, this is no longer a strip club. It's a neighborhood dive bar. When I go to a strip club, I expect to see scantily clad females on stage dancing and stripping. Not the case at Harem. I've had some fun times here at Harem in the 2.5 - 3 years I've been visiting this place. Those fun times are long gone. Harem House used to be my favorite strip club. Not any more. RIP Harem House.

So I went here on a Friday evening because I know one of the dancers there so I decided to swing by. I got there around 9pm and it was around 6-7 dancers and about 4 patrons. It is a $7 cover charge, which I guess would be worth it if it was actually something going on in this place. I bought a bud light which was $4.25. There was a sexy light skinned girl on stage with a nice ass and I tipped her. She didn't come to me after her set which was okay with me because I was basically just there to chill with my friend and kill a little time. Most of the girls were with their regulars but it just seemed really dead for a Friday night, but my friend said it's been that way for about a month. All in all a nice little spot to chill and have a few drinks and see a couple sexy ladies dance. I will definitely be back if for nothing more than my friend and to see if this club has something to offer as far as lap dances are concerned. I was told that day shift is better too...

It’s the Harem House, not much has changed. Mixed set of dancers, 3 black, 4 or 5 white. Black girls were cute and wild, one of the white girls was a bit to chubby to be dancing...but maybe that is just me. Rest were trim and cute enough. It was two for tues, so half price lap dances...yippie! Got 10 dances from Taylor, one of the black girls with big boobs, natural, I think. Sweet girl good personality nice erotic lap dances. The best part was an old white guy picked out the wildest black girl in the club Jaz or Taz or something like that. Anyway she starts dancing and the oldie goes freaky on her and sticks his face in her ass and blows like he is motor boating her tits or something...he does that too of course. He is probably 60-70 and his hands are every where on the poor girl but she is digging it I guess (or at least the money huh?). Everyone else in the room is cracking up

Harem House is back to the Scarem House in my opinion. Strippers are either really overweight (might be your thing), way to many tattooes or way to skinny. Used to come to this place and at least find a girl or two that were a 7. Get some stick shifting and maybe an above the pants kiss. Last visit I felt like a needed to come home and shower before I got something. I went to the back corner to check out talent. No one came and asked if I wanted a drink. No big deal because I had already decided I was going to leave. The three or four dancers that were there just hung out at the bar. Could tell they weren’t interested in making money. The stripper that was on stage was a whale. Avoided eye contact at all cost. Waited for the next girl to come up. Looked like she had a rough past life and decided to leave. I am going to wait 6 months and see if things improve. Happy hunting!