Reviews

A bit out of the way unless you live in deep east Portland. But the trip to Wild Orchid is worth it if you want to see a lineup of good looking non-alt dancers in…

This is my first review for this site, but I've been visiting strip clubs in Portland and in many other cities for over a decade. Amazing, I only recently discovered this site through my…

Ok. This might now be my favorite club ever. I was in town on business and stumbled in after reading various reviews. I wanted to go to Casa Diabo but it was…

My biggest complaint about this establishment is that it's a crapshoot as far as which dancers will be there. I had visited a few times and found plenty of fine women to get dances from,…

I'm going to combine this review in two visits I had.

Before all that, I was here on a Friday night around 9 and I saw this big booty white girl I was really interested in.…

I visited Wild Orchid last Thursday evening at the behest of a friend. He wound up being late, so I spent most of my time jawing with an incredibly good looking bartender while dropping a…

I decided to check out Wild Orchid since I had never been there before previously. This was on a recent Friday night around 9:30. The parking lot was pretty full, so I'm thinking in my…

Strobe lighting on the stage always is a bother to me, so I wasn't crazy about that, first off.

The girls, and there seemed to be quite a few, were young and rather uptight, (of the…

This is a pretty small strip club. There are 3 stages. The "rooms" where you get lap dances are lined up against the back wall and again there are 3. They are…

It seems like the turnaround is pretty high at this club especially during the earlier shifts. Out of the 3 girls dancing only 1 was my cup of tea. I cozied up to the rack…

I arrived at Wild Orchid around 8:30 on a Tuesday evening. The place is well kept, though I'm not personally fond of the neon pink-purple motif. The main stage is a pedestal about four feet…

Mid-week first-time visit and the club had a surprisingly large number of girls working with close to a 50-50 split of various ethnicities and all were pretty heavily inked. Two stages. General appearance…