C J's Revenge Reviews

Somehow, CJ's survived COVID. I had driven through Myrtle a few weeks ago and remembered to check to see if CJ's was open and it appeared they had, which surprised me, considering this is the middle of nowhere. I made a note of it and decided I would go if...

I hadn't been there for a while and after an overly stressful week and weekend up to that point, I decided I had to make my way back to CJ's. They had 4 dancers. 2 of them didn't appeal to me at all and mostly seemed interested in catering to...

This is the strip club in the middle of nowhere. Myrtle is a real small town SE of Albert Lea and SW of Austin. I find it odd they have a sign that says "Watch For Children" as you get to town. Who wants to see children in Myrtle when...

Stopped here on my way home after being disappointed at Aragon. Walked in, bought my $10 coke. First thing I noticed is that the stage is just an areas that has railing around it, wasn't elevated at all. The stage really made it awkward IMO. They gave signs posted...

I made my first Saturday visit finally. I don't know if it makes a difference which day you go, because it's more or less the same either way.

As for the dancers, they had 3, the one blonde who I wrote about my last reviewed, who has always been there...

This was my first strip club visit after relocating to North Iowa. However, North Iowa has nothing, so I made the journey to the small town of Myrtle just over the border in Minnesota. Frankly, I wasn't totally expecting this club to exist, but TUSCL had it listed...

doubt I'll ever come here again.

Cover $10
Couch dances $25
Middle of winter and the club is cold as a freakin ice box.
3 girls working.

Cover is ridiculous with so few girls working. I should have just walked back out when told about the cover. And dance prices. ...

The Revenge Theatre quite the place to experience if you have never made the journey to the interior wilds of MN. It is in the smallest dumpest little town around, but there is another bar just across the street and best of all, a night there is never the...

2nd visit here. Probably my last until summer. I've been told this club is good in the summer...i'm skeptical...maybe I'll give it a shot then.
My first review I was trying to be optimistic about this place's potential but after another visit I realize this is just one...

Wow. This club is in a town where if you blink you will literally miss it. Tiny town. Hard to find, out in the seriously middle of nowhere.

The night I visited I was the only customer the entire time. There were a couple girls working, neither...

This isn't a bad place at all for being out in the middle of nowhere . . . use a map and not GPS.

Dancers were young and good looking and friendly during the dances. Jade is a real keeper. Really hot . . . not much more...

First, my GPS did not correctly direct me to this club. It took me to the wrong town! So double check your GPS with a real map before you go. After roaming around southern MN I eventually found CJ's. Surprisingly nice club but it is located in a really small...

Stopped by based on other reviews about 6pm on a weeknight (Tuesday). I was greeted cheerfully when I walked in the door. I was the only customer. The dancer whose music was playing greeted me and headed to the "stage". The bartender (juice and soda only)...

Great little club. It was busier than I expected for its size. Girls were really nice, and hot! Had a dance with a cute blond named Carmen, I think. Dances are fun, more hands on than the cities. The club itself feels and looks more like a bar than a...

Been here multiple times. Usually have about 4-5 girls working when I am there. Girls were fun and talkative when I have been. First time I was there was for a friends bachelor party, as it is a short drive from northern Iowa. I have since moved from the area,...

This place is impossible to find if your not from the area. They do not serve alcohol and you need a drink after the drive to get here. Almost nobody was here late Monday night so the dancers didn't dance much and when they did they didn't go...

Fun and friendly . . . make a point to stop in. Well worth the drive off of 90. Girls are above average and so is their laps. You'll be surprised by the fun you'll have in this little out of the way place.

Met a gal named...

We were there on 12/08/04, a week night. 4 dancers,from a 3 to an 8. It is a juice bar but nice, clean and friendly. The dancers had time to visit, private dances were with lots of unhurried attention, some contact. The stage shows were for the...