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review
12 years ago
Stopped here for just a bit....
Stopped here for just a bit. Lunch was good, (Italian wedding soup, highly recommended), drinks were relatively cheap as were dances. No one really stuck out. No vip/private dance room, music...
st33h
Florida
review
12 years ago
Cheap little titty bar in the...
Cheap little titty bar in the northeast suburbs of Detroit...probably the only one in the Macomb Township area. The club is small and lacks privacy (so no great grinding or roaming hands), but the dances...
PistonSteve
review
13 years ago
Went to the TL after a...
Went to the TL after a day at the ballpark. Pretty crowded, I was kind of surprised. The place hasn't changed much in the last ten years and is in need of some upgrades...
TonyC21
Toronto, Ontario
review
13 years ago
Went by last friday night with...
Went by last friday night with a buddy of mine. We've kinda become regulars here because its so cheap. $5 cover, $10 dances, no drink minimum. Beers are about $6 though. They offer free...
Scsguy85
Michigan
review
13 years ago
This is a good value club....
This is a good value club. More bang for your buck. The girls are only average but very friendly. Wait staff isn't pushy and the cover charge is cheap. My...
db1979
review
13 years ago
Been here quite a few times...
Been here quite a few times on different days and different times. There are a couple of girls that are a solid 9 and I would say the rest are 5-8. Most of the...
Nightcast
review
13 years ago
Came in a Friday night looking...
Came in a Friday night looking for some sexy women. Me and a buddy went. Cover was $5 to get. Free parking with a huge parking lot. Had to have been 20+ cars and...
Halfbreed2005
review
13 years ago
This is one of the only...
This is one of the only strip clubs in Macomb County that I am aware of. Free self-parking and I don't believe there is a cover charge before 7pm. The dancers for the most...
RazorV
review
13 years ago
This club hasn't changed in years,...
This club hasn't changed in years, which isn't all bad. Same big free parking lot, same low-key, no bouncer visible, friendly atmosphere inside, no cover during the day, no pushing drinks by waitress...
boatmonkey
review
13 years ago
I have reviewed this club before...
I have reviewed this club before and now I become a semi regular here. This is definitely a blue color bar, so don't compare it with penthouse. No valet, no coat check. No cover...
serpentx
New York
review
13 years ago
Nice strip club for lacals. I'm...
Nice strip club for lacals. I'm from las Vegas so I'm a Lil used to a diff quality of strip club, but I like traffic light. Girls are friendly jus like they should be....
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
This is a great Blue Collar...
This is a great Blue Collar Strip Club!!! Imagine Cheers but with naked women! Got there on a saturday about 7 pm and there were plenty of attractive women! Stayed about 2...
engine1974
review
13 years ago
So I went here to see...
So I went here to see what Traffic Light was all about. The place was rather affordable, as the cover was $3 and I wasn't pushed to buy a drink. The girls...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
I like this club due to...
I like this club due to the fact that it's only $10/dance. The downside to that is that the dances are out in the open in the corner of the club. There is...
Tommy5420
review
13 years ago
Ok....I was introduced to this club...
Ok....I was introduced to this club years ago....Only club outside of wayne county......super close to emerald theatre....downtown mt clemens....this club was great 4 years ago!!!!!I was in town to see Ace Frehely at the...
engine1974
review
13 years ago
With the laws passed by wayne...
With the laws passed by wayne county, there is not much in the way of entertainment value in detroit. So instead of travelig up an ddown 8 mile raod, went to the only club...
mjpollak300
Michigan
review
13 years ago
The ol'standby when you want to...
The ol'standby when you want to hit a club, but don't want to travel or spend the ranch. I usually go on weeknights by myself. Hit or miss on dancers, but most are friendly....
sooper
review
14 years ago
Back at the old Traffic Light...
Back at the old Traffic Light for another visit. It was a quiet evening, a little baseball on the tube. They have several nice flat panels here at various locations around the club, and...
TonyC21
Toronto, Ontario
review
14 years ago
I was back here recently for...
I was back here recently for lunch on a Monday to see my favorite lady as I described in another post a little ways down. Anyway, she was there, like she always is...
runnoft
Michigan
review
14 years ago
I stopped in here waiting for...
I stopped in here waiting for a meeting. Coke was 3.50 a glass. Dances were $10 per. There is no vip room and unknown whether extras were available. Five dancers on shift,...
st33h
Florida
review
14 years ago
Well, haven't been back to the...
Well, haven't been back to the Traffic Light in a while. It was not a very good day, the dancer quality was quite low. Mostly younger girls (which is ok with me), but poor...
TonyC21
Toronto, Ontario
review
14 years ago
Just went back here for the...
Just went back here for the first time in about 4 months. Nothing has changed. Inside is not too dark and the wait staff is friendly and not pushy at all. ...
hwydrvr
Michigan
review
14 years ago
Very good club to go during...
Very good club to go during thr day, without going to Detroit. There lunch is very good prime rib,potatoes, veggies, and soup for under $12.00. The entertainment can be hit or miss, some days...
bri308
review
14 years ago
This place has been one of...
This place has been one of my regular places to go to for several years. Being in Macomb County and not having a VIP room, I do not expect to get anything close...
runnoft
Michigan
review
14 years ago
A large, free parking lot is...
A large, free parking lot is about the only physical feature of this club that's a plus. Inside, there are several tables and two small stages with a couple padded bench areas along...
boatmonkey