Reviews

I have been to the Grandview about eight times over the past few years, with the most recent trip being about two months ago. The club allows smoking and allows you to bring two drinks in at a time; the rest can stay in the cooler room. ATM fee is something like $6-8, so come prepared. There's a bar immediately when you walk in to get ones; the chick who gives out the ones is super hot but never dances, which is a bummer. On my most recent visit I arrived around 10:30 and the club was decently packed. Saturday nights are the best nights to go, as you can disappear in the crowd if desired to soak up the scenery. The girls here do not mess around but are friendly; they will approach you and ask if you want to go in the back room. If not and you politely say no, they'll finish a quick dance and expect a dollar. Stage is a dollar per song as well; there is a lower stage and an upper stage; girls have to take one item off on lower stage and be fully nude at the second stage. The quality of girls here is as good as I've seen in any club, and I've been to some great ones all around the country. On an average night there are about 20 girls working, with six or so of them being nines and tens, the majority being sevens and eights, and maybe five of them being sixes. There weren't any overweight ladies any of the nights I've gone, but they do have some girls who are a little too skinny without any attributes. The private dances are $20 for the club and the girls expect a $20 tip once you get them back there. So it is expensive but well worth it. The private dance booths are pretty much bathroom stalls with a chair, and you get five minutes for the stated price. Every girl I've ever gone back with allowed full contact (everywhere but between the legs) but make sure you ask the girl if she allows full contact before you agree to go back with her. I once almost went back with a smoking hot I assume mid-thirties dancer with a great rack, but my brain kicked in for a split second and I asked her if she allowed touching and she said she didn't. I saved myself from a huge disappointment there. The last time I was there I went in the back room with Giselle; smoking hot, tan skin, giant (I assume D or DD) tits. She allowed full contact and played along with what I was asking her. I've gone in the back with Vanessa, who's got a similar body and was very nice. My favorite dancer there is Haley, a blonde with huge natural breasts who allows full touching; she's got an attitude but will let you have her way with her. The bouncers and DJ help to keep the environment enjoyable. When a bachelor is in the house they do a nice job of making his night memorable. The club isn't too loud and is nice and dark. Sitting at the stage one dollar per song is expected by just about any dancer. The chairs slide really easily along the carpet, so girls will often pull your chair back while you're on the stage watching the action and try to talk you in to going in to the back room. AT the prices of the back room dance, take your time and find the girl you really like. It's expensive but worth the money. All in all a great place which I would definitely recommend to anyone who is in the area on a Friday or Saturday night.

Probably my ATF club. Been going here for years, amazing place off the beaten path. All of the dancers are very nice and friendly. They do dances right on the floor and it's dark enough that it works well without making you feel awkward. The place is tiny, but the stage is very well set up. Years ago they used to do bath shows, miss those. There seems to be a good rotation of dancers around the club, who after a floor dance will ask you to go VIP. VIP is a great deal, there's little enforcing here, but not private enough to get in any trouble anyway. Full contact dances in the VIP, $20/dance, but it's expected to tip $20 as well.

I came here based on reviews I read on TUSCL. It seemed like this was this best pick for the area. Parking is in the back of the building as was the entrance. I was hit for a huge $20 entrance upon walking in. I expected to get free drinks or something from the high cost, but I was wrong. This place didn't have a good first impression. The place is essentially a big room with a large stage in the center and bench and chair seating spattered around. They allow smoking so expect to stink at least a little when you are done in here. I got a coke from the attendant and some singles and parked at the tip rail. Someone previously said that the tip rail was the place to be here and the lap dances were tame, so that kind of was my intention when I walked in. There were an innumerable amount of girls here this evening. In fact the approximately two hours I was here I never saw the same girl twice on stage. Most of the girls were downright hot, with a smattering of girls that weren't my thing, but I guess someone would probably be attracted to them. I spent about half an hour tipping dancers on the stage, when a busty brunette sexily spins my chair around and just full on mounts me to try to sell me a lap dance. She made a convincing argument, but I thought maybe she was just more of a hard sell kind of girl and in the back it might be less fun. So I politely declined and she did take no for an answer and moved on. I did watch her most of the night and she was successful in getting guys in the back for a lap dance more often than not. The complete list of girls continued to cycle thorugh the stage. After another half an hour another well appointed and maybe a little older brunette stopped to see me. The first time she came over she sidled beside me and told me the rundown. She definitely had me intrigued. Not too much later she spun me around like the last girl had down and sealed the deal for me. I paid $20 for 5 minutes. And I pretipped her $20. The lap dance area is a series of cubicles with a single chair in each one. She took me to the last cubicle. I didn't tip the attendant like others had suggested. She gave me a very good 5 minute lapdance that was better than I expected here. Lots of contact and grinding. I enjoyed my time here and would return next time I am in the Poconos.

Stopped by the good ole Grandview on my way up to Scranton. Easy to get to,just a few miles off of the exit on 380 north. This is a small little club. Not very fancy at all. I think they have had the same old boring DJ for some years now. Not much has change over the years. One major renovation 10 or so years ago thats it. They seem to be milking it for all it's worth. The mens room has no privacy at all. Got to take a dump,bare all for everybody to see. Come on owners we deserve better than this. It's small and smokey as all hell. One good thing is the seats at the stage area are low and provide a good view of the dancers on stage. Speaking of the dancers,seems as though they hire them right out of high school. That fine by me,as I like them Y+T. They have that cheerleader look to them. Few of the dancers seem to be a walking canvas for the local tatoo artist. Two or three is ok,but some tend to go over board. I don't think management puts up with the girls going overboard with drugs,as some of the other clubs in the area don't seem to mind. They do seem to like to drink though,and are not shy about sitting down with you and throwing a few back. The lap dance area leaves a lot to be desired. 6 tiny stalls with shit ass chairs with no chance at privacy at all. Hey I got an idea. Lets take that big room where they make you stash you beer and put in some nice comfortable couches and maybe a curtain. I sure the dancers would like that. Could probably get more dances if they would make a few small changes. The dancers are usually young and hot here. Thats the only thing I come back for.

First time here on Saturday night, we arrived around midnight with a group of about 15 guys for a bachelor party. $20/cover was a little disappointing, but they made up for it with the BYOB policy. We had several coolers of beer, so we definitely saved $ we would've spent if they had a full bar. First impression of the club is good - nice and small, but very dark. Much darker than other clubs I've frequented, so I wonder if it's a strategy to help the girls seeing as how it's full nude. The dancers were all good looking, with some real hot ones walking around and dancing on stage. One plus is that the girls seem like they can actually dance/perform, so that's entertaining. They even pulled a few of the bachelors up on stage for a cool little show which was fun for us to watch. As for the dances - MEH. $20 prepay, which I never like the whole waiting on line with other degenerates thing. And then the girls ask for a $20 tip up front. One (I forget her name) even asked for $40 up front! I'm easy going with my money at a strip club, as I expect to spend it. But I definitely don't feel like the dances were worth it for the money paid. Only one girl, the first one - Lola - she actually at least pretended like she enjoyed what she was doing. I understand they are here for the $, but guys are there for the fantasy. It's a balancing act for sure, and it starts at the top. This club was fun for a few hours, especially with a large group of guys for a bachelor party. But you can tell it's a well oiled machine aimed at squeezing as much out of you as they can for the private dances. Do yourself a favor - grab $50 in singles, and sit at the stage. You won't regret it, you'll save some money, and have a much better time

This club kinda seems in the middle of nowhere, but it is very nice. Right along the way from Tobyhanna, Poconos to hotel I was staying at the time. I arrived a bit earlier, like 6. It was quite dead but I was still able to hang out and meet some dancers. The place is very large, has an ATM in a separate room, and somewhat of a game room. The place has that smoky smell, since smoking is allowed, just to let you know. Nothing else fancy here, you bring your own drinks. The Dancers, in my opinion, were very hot quality. Met a couple pretty early in the night that were friendly, very hot, and had great bodies. Lap dances are about $20, but you need to tip about $20-40+ for the girl and it allows a better experience. I enjoyed myself here and if I am ever in the area I'd love to come back. I hear Wednesdays are amateur night, where locals can come dance too. I wasn't there late enough to see this though.

Well, I'd say that my visit experience here was unusually close to what my expectations were having read the reviews on tuscl. I forget the cover, 10 or 15, and then a pretty simple setup in the club itself, dominated by one main stage. Only a few other patrons at the time, so the dancers definitely outnumbered the customers. Everyone was friendly enough. They'd do their dance, collect a buck or 2 after each song, then come by for a relatively soft sell for the back room. Although one girl did immediately jump into my lap, facing me. Quality of dancers was good, not great, but certainly better on average than other establishments I have been to in the area (wider poconos). I selected a girlfriend-y, local type to head to the back with. The dance itself was 20 and she was upfront that the expected tip was 20. I think I paid that upfront too. But she said the dance would be a full five mins and I'd enjoy. I actually believed her since I'd read good things about the dances here. And the dance itself was very good. Good contact, grinding, attention, etc, but nothing further than that. Semi private booth style. Cameras were visible and I got th vibe that the dancer was aware of them. The killer of anything particularly fun happening was that the dance was in a regular metal chair, with cushioning, but certainly not a loungy chair. It's hard to have too much fun that way. All in all, a good experience with cute dancers. 40 a dance is a bit steep for me but at 120 for 15 mins (all-in) it doesn't seem so bad. But fun is limited due to the chair itself. Perhaps they do that on purpose to discourage certain behavior. It's a nice place.

Heading here after spending a day doing some skiing. I've been to it a couple times and like others have mentioned, not much has changed. Its BYOB, one big room with a main stage in the middle, seats around it, and some booths for private dances. It's a good place considering there isn't much in the area. Girls are fully nude and personable. The biggest complaint is the amount of money for dances. Girls want $40 ($20 tip) before the first dance. I have no problem with it but if the girls a dud, it doesn't make you want to sample a few girls. Mileage is fairly low in the back anyway. One time I got some lfk and some HOP but for the most part, it's pretty tame. I'm sure there are some girls that are more loose but I haven't found one. Decent place for the area.

This place is absolutely amazing as far as the quality of talent goes. Having been to many of the top rated clubs in the country I can say that the women here are fantastic! "Big Brother" is not breathing over your shoulder and the ladies are wonderful. We went as a group of 4 couples and had a great time. On a Friday night things get tight in there after 11 pm as it is a small club. The BYOB rules are a little confusing and the BYOB storage area is jam packed with people smoking, however that is better than having crazy levels of smoke on the floor. The place has a decent DJ and the laser light show is really nice, however the plexiglass poles (as cool as they look with the lights inside of them) are fixed and there is little ability for the dancers to actually rock the pole. Again, the ladies in this club are absolutely top notch. They are not pushy on selling dances, likely a result of there being so many willing customers standing by.

This place never seems to change. There is a side room when you enter where you have to leave your booze. It's BYOB but there is a bar down the road to pick up a 6 pack or two if you forgot. There is always 1 or 2 really gorgeous girls, most are very good looking and rarely there is a lower class girl or two. The first Wednesday of the month is amateur night and most of the regular girls are there as well. It is usually a good time, the vip rooms are strictly monitored so lap dances are tamer than other clubs.

So I finallly decided to make a stop at the Grandview after reading some of the reviews around the web. I must say I had an overall good experience, not great, but it was better than what I was expecting. The club itself is not too hard to find... Right off of 380. The club is spacious, nice seats along the front by the stage the girls come down from upstairs directly onto the stage and there's two poles that they have the choice of dancing on. It's fully nude but a bit hard to see with the strobes. It's byob and the cover is $20 which I feel is overpriced but considering they are the only club within 40 minutes, you can't blame them. The girls know it too, so they ask for a tip that's almost as much as the dance up front so choose wisely. Don't spend 40 dollars on a average girl for 2 song and get an air dance... No bueno. But other than those negatives the girls there are really hot. There's someone there for everyone, skinny chick's, a few thicker girls. I got a dance from a brunette with the softest fake tits and a nice fat ass. They have prepay dances with some weird kind if punch card system but she made it worth it. The girls range from 7 to 9's so that's their saving grace. Overall, above average girls for the area and a great assortment but not the best value.

Hit the old Grandview on a Saturday afternoon sometime after 4pm. It's a good time to go if you just want to hang out a chat with a few of the young dancers. Usually some of the older gentlemen like to stop on their way home from a round of golf,so as wifey wont know. Another plus is the lap dance shoebox of a room is not being used that much and might by able to get more bang for your buck. Two things I mentioned earlier old Grandview and shoebox room. This place is old,only had one remodel job in the past 20 years. Truely think they could kick it up a notch Place is small and smokey. The lap dance area is small and not very private at all,could use an up grade for sure. This place always has the young dancers here,which is a plus. Usually has the younger patrons too. In my opinion this is an ok club,few upgrades and an expansion it would be a great club.