The Hardware Store Reviews

This place is the absolute epitome of "Your Mileage May Vary". I usually visit 2 or 3 times a year and I have stopped by this club every day of the week and at...

Out of desperation, boredom or both -- I decided to make another trip inside Clyman. I was pleasantly surprised. Sure, the new DJ guy (dubbed Costanza in other reviews) is a bit creepy. But,...

First visit in a while. Lots of girls both AA (more) and white. Would have to say that there were many more dancers (guessing 10 girls) than customers. Saw the "Costanza", some other patrons...

Typical WI bar atmosphere, with a couple stages (although I've never seen the back stage being used). Nothing fancy, but the place seems clean enough. Girls were curious when I entered, because I'm not...

I was in the Watertown area, and I wanted to see some titties. I arrived shortly after they opened and had a decent conversation with the hot female bartender and another patron. Just when...

This club is slowly changing. As the previous received mentioned, there is a new "Costanza" DJ that is just plain creepy. As a result, the dances in the curtained room have become a lot...

To all fellow hardware store comrades, there are some unfortunate changes happening at this great club that might just ruin the experience we have all enjoyed in this club for ages. If you are...

This stop was a bit different than previous visits. for one thing there was a DJ on which I've never seen here on a weekday. That kept the rotation on the small stage moving...

This was my first visit to a more rural joint and too be honest I was pretty leary at first. When we arrived there was ample amount of parking for a Saturday night. The...

Sadly, it's about time to give up on this former favorite spot. It used to be, I could put up with the place being a dive. I could put up with the somewhat scary...

Drink prices very much in line with other bars in the area, but could use more newer drinks that people are enjoying at other hip bars. Mostly a beer and shot bar that...

The place is a dive which is fine. There were 2 girls on shift when I got there, both white and a black girl came in a while later. nothing to write...

this club use to be a fun place to go. It has gone down hill big time. The quality of girls keeps getting worse. Mostly black girls from milwaukee trying to...

I don't know why I am surprised anymore. This club used to be my go to for when I wanted something more, but didn't care so much about their looks. There is...

Stopped in on a Wednesday early evening. Small pathway right when you walk in with the stage on your left, and the bar on your right. Definitely a dive bar. Behind the bar on...

I have made several recent visits to this club and it remains my favorite club in SE Wisconsin. Most of my visits were short - I would go in for a drink or...

Cam in during the week of christmas.The talent picked up a bit from the last time i was here. The ratio was 50/50. With some lookers _ satin in particular. I start and ended...

Visited again a while ago, place has been described multiple times so I won't go into details but it looks like your average wi bar from the outside and inside. 2 stages and on...

So after the last visit Decided to give the hardware store another try. The selection wasnt any better then the time ther was a 7 on stage so want to get lapper. She...

Every time I leave this place, I swear it is the last time, but I always end up back. There really isn't too many other options in the area that I have found...

This club has is never fails to amaze me. You never know what to expect. But this Wednesday took my strip club experience to a whole new level. I walked in at 9pm...

I made a return visit to the Hardware store on a recent week night and found an environment very different than visits in the past. Usually I can't get in the door without a...

I have been here twice, each time during the week at around 7PM or so. The dancers here really do not like each other. The first time that I went was a...

Got there just after midnight. I sat down and ordered a beer. I chatted it up with a slender white brunette with a few tats. Her name was Nova. After about...

I've been there 3 times now and time was better than the last. if you want stuck up women go to the richer clubs. if you want to have fun with beautiful women then...