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Crazy Horse Cabaret
5611 N Shepherd Dr, Houston, TX 77091, USA*
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bobfredricks
8 yrs ago
Nothing happening here
In town for a couple of days and had the afternoon off so i drove around to check out some new places. Saw this one one the map and gave it a try. Place looks nice and lady in the front was nice enough to let me in with no charge., but when i got in i could see why. No customers, no dancers! In fact i was the only person in the room. Ill just assume i was too early, but if you are open you should have dancers. So i left and went to treasures instead.
whatname
9 yrs ago
Empty, no girls!
I stopped in about 10:30 on a Wednesday. Place seemed clean and well lit, not intimidating. Two customers were playing pool. One guy and girl were eating take out. No one else in the place, no dancers at all. I ordered a beer and the bar tender said there were a bunch of girls backstage that would be out soon. I sat and watched tv for an hour and not a single girl came out. One girl left from backstage and went out the door as if she was leaving. Finally I left. Too bad. Funny, their Instagram page shows the club packet every night. False advertising.
Jeff6381
10 yrs ago
It wasn't bad
I've been here a couple of times and every time I've been it's been a good amount of women to choose from. There were some 8 or 9 ' s but mainly 5 or 6 ' s. These aren't your westhimer strip club type women your going to get a lot of thick big booty women mostly black. The club is a nice size so you don't have to worry about dudes being all over you. I would go again if I had nothing else to do or if I just wanted to get out the house.
Hound.Dog
15 yrs ago
Been here a couple of times,...
Been here a couple of times, was passing by one day and saw some of the dancers hanging balloons from the front fence for Grand Opening week and liked the phat booties I saw. This club is pretty much all black booty dancers and it's shady-looking. The various times I've been here it's only a handful of customers and dancers; as for the dancers you get dancers from extreme sides of the spectrum. I've gotten a couple of dances from girls that are strictly lap dances but I have gotten lucky with two dancers. You gotta just talk to the girl and get a feel for what she offers...if you're Caucasian you will out-of-place here. Getting private lapdances is expensive cause you gotta pay the damn entry fee to the club(only once) then the dance to the girl.