Reviews

It was a decent spot for a Thursday. The food was actually better than I thought it would be. The dancers were a mixed crowd. Some decent, some a little too skinny for my taste.…

Went there on a Tuesday afternoon, it had been a long time since I had been there. It's always been a decent place...and still is. But it was never anything special. I noticed…

I was in the area on business and decided to check this place out. It was easy to find right on Main St.
A dancer said it best "this place is a neighborhood dive…

Save a life. Don't go!!
Had some time to kill in the NJ and decided to check out Torpedos. Well it was a Friday night and I pulled up to a random "Main Street" shop....but no…

Went back to my old stomping grounds here following a successful certification test to treat myself. Turns out they were celebrating a dancer's birthday. A lot of the girls were dressed in white and looked…

So I had some time to spend in NJ, and did a quick search. Torpedos came up close, about a 15 minute drive from my location. I pulled into a sleepy-town Main Street.…

To me half the dancers should retire and the other half is mediocre. You might find 1 or 2 girls that are average for a club in New Jersey. The bartenders are cool and get…

This is a general review of the last year or so. I've been stopping by here for about 10 years now. There's been a real shift in talent. I used to go here to see…

This was an ok place, but still boring as usual. Nothing extra. Nothing to write home about. But good. You have to go far to beat this place if you're a local.

I was out of…

Came here looking for a fun time. Walked Into a bunch of old guys tucking dollars in bra straps while they walked around in circles. Stayed for about 2 minutes. Wouldn’t come here unless you’re…

I have stopped in a few times. Layout is great. Prices are good. Dancers are just ok looks wise. 90% of the dancers don't work the bar or even smile. I waited for a few…

I've reviewed Torpedoes before the pandemic, but I was curious to see how it fared after the pandemic.

Not surprisingly, I did not recognize any of the dancers. The current set seem to be mostly Brazilian.…