Years back, maybe greater than 8 years ago, there was beautiful white girl named Isis. Tanned skin, blonde hair, killer ass. Does anyone remember her? She was a helluva dance.

TL;DR Chica says our dance was 3 songs, I tell her I counted 2 and she suggests we can go talk to the DJ but I guess I called her bluff. Anyways all my lap dances here girls never really counted…

Second shittiest club I’ve ever been to. Walked in and there’s just one fat Cuban girl standing on the floor, bent over onto the stage scrolling her phone and jiggling her cellulite under a spotlight. For like 10 minutes. WTF? She…

Looks like a place I took a shit in once