I went Friday afternoon, which is when I thought one of the more busier and popular days for Hotties. I think I saw one dancer who was not overweight. And I don’t get why anyone would dance with these truck drivers. I drove an hour and a half to go to this dump. I don’t get its popularity.
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Maybe this could be a service to customers too. I should try having a house mom badgering me about what I eat, nothing else has worked.
yikes or higher hiring standards!!!
Sad. That’s the trend almost everywhere.
I think with this Providence club It’s the regulars are also older and they just like sitting there talking to the ladies having lunch with them and then maybe jerking off on them, lol
If you take poll of the average length of service for those girls at desire it might be pretty staggering. They ain’t bringing in any new blood that’s for sure.
@BuckMcNutter I don't get this place either. Its mostly wealthy old farts who have their girls staked out as soon as they arrive. Every time I go its like an AARP meetup with boomers who come off like going to The Olive Garden restaurant is fine Italian dining for men of class and sophistication. Later they go home and shout at the TV while watching Hannity on Fox News before polishing off a bottle of scotch before going to bed.
The reviews and the reality just don't match. Before I had been, after reading some of the reviews I thought it would be stocked with prime hotties in New England who were down for whatever in the VIP.
First time I was there it was pretty meh.
Second time I thought wow this is better I can totally see why people have good things to say. Did it knock my socks off? Hell no. But there were a few attractive girls who didn't have tudes'.
The third time I went the quality of dancers was so low. As in they let all the lot lizards from the local truck stop work there or something. Place is consistently inconsistent.
@Someguyontheinternet
It depends when you go and you can still find hotties here but I laughed at your description. Yes this club has one of the worst old fart problems I have ever seen and some pay the girls hundreds for just talking. If they are being serviced it’s one thing but many are just simps and giving money and buying drinks for nothing.
Some of the dancers are also fucking stupid. I can’t tell you the times I’ve been there with 400 or more for a vip and the dancers spend 3 hours with another guy instead who never does a vip.
@BigBallla It seems like we’re definitely seeing the same thing. The place is like simp city for some reason. It’s like a strip club for someone who has never been to a really good club.
I swear someone is getting paid to write all these glowing reviews. Don’t get me wrong if you go there on a Thursday afternoon on a full moon in October during a lunar eclipse the place can have some decent talent. But every other time I go the lineup has been pretty damn weak. Also for the record I have never done a VIP in the private room. I have only bought a couple dances in the booth which were pretty meh. Some girls have made their pitch to go to the VIP but I was not swayed. There just weren’t the juices flowing to get me over the hump to say yes. I’m generally pretty easy, If a girl is reasonably attractive and comes off as nice than I’ll usually say “sure why not”.
They have been getting bigger over time, unfortunately. Some of the best have left, and the replacements aren't nearly as good.
Realize also, though, that the best girls are probably upstairs in Club Lust, and you can easily go a couple hours and never see them.
Because people are programmed to like low hanging fruit. It’s less work to them.
My Cuban fav has mentioned that as a possible option, for when she gets older. Buying her own rig with her savings, and becoming a self-employed truck driver. Good to know there are clubs where she'll be able to stop over at, and make some side money.
Does Nicolette stop in now and then ? Or is she just a high priced Call girl ?
@BuckMcNutter she's still there. looks ballooned.
The slim 8/9/10s have gone to OF. It's mostly thicker 5/6/7s now.
Well I don't know. When a girl doesn't have anything to wiggle it's tragedy imho. I've had a great experience with a lil chubby girl from hong-kong-escort.com who gave me a private dance and BJ afterwards on my vacation in Hong kong. It's a question of expertise in my opinion.
@Nikolasus - Thanks for the link. Damn! The girls look great at very reasonable prices. Think I just found another future travel destination.
This sounds grim. Haven't been to Desire for over a year but could always find somebody worthwhile, and I'm not seeing any diehard Desire defenders refute this. Could things really have declined so far so fast. I get that the creme de la creme spend a lot of time up in Club Lust, but that's been a factor at least since I started going there 5 years ago and it never sucked up all the prime talent.
@Manuellabore
Yep no one refuting because there is truth to it. Lots of thicker dancers and scammers and GPS galore. I know some guys like the fatties who ply their trade here but some dancers are freaking massive. I don’t buy the crème being in lust either. Usually the dancers are up for a few hours tops do the vip with the reg and you will see them come back down.
@BigBallla Just more proof that places change. At one point in time Desire was probably kickass. You could go there after work on a Friday crack a beer, get approached by a college aged hottie, have some awesome high mileage lap dances without breaking the bank. Walk out of the club with a shit eating grin on your face. Now that’s all or mostly gone now. You just got to find it somewhere else.
Dude this was exactly what I was thinking. You nailed it.
I was there a couple of weeks ago on a Friday afternoon and the lineup was abysmal. I bought a drink or two and than peaced out. There was maybe one or two relatively thin gals working but none of them seemed enticing at all. The energy level at that place just felt off so I left. Everything just felt so low effort, like why even try at all.
I was going to write a review on it and probably still will. I was there on a Saturday afternoon a few months before this and the lineup was pretty damn good. I didn't buy any dances but I was very pleasantly surprised with the quality of dancers which is why I went back on a Friday night thinking it would be even better. But nope the bar had been greatly lowered. None of the same girls from the previous outing except for maybe one or two.
I decided to cut my losses quick and drove up to Boardroom which was the right move.
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