Thief steals $25,300 in one dollar bills.

$3,000 reward. In singles, I suppose.

Don't change your codes ¯_(ツ)_/¯ $25,300 weighs about 57 pounds. That's a lot of rain.

Well you’d never have to worry about having singles for the laundry mat or the spray off car wash again.

@knight_errant don't you think all the undercover cops on TUSCL will realize how you know exactly how much $25,300 weighs? You should have used the code WOM, for Weight Of Money, to totally baffle them.