I was the second biggest kid in my elementary school. So, whenever we played a pickup game of football, everyone insisted it was up to me to block the biggest kid in my elementary school. The problem with that was, the biggest kid was a foot taller than me. Needless to say, I constantly got creamed. I can blame my ubiquitous typos on countless childhood concussions. What I want to know is, if cisgirls having to play against transgirls is a major national issue, why wasn't me getting creamed all the time a major national issue?
If we wanted to play something quick, we'd play what we called "smear the queer". Whoever has the ball gets tackled by everybody, until someone else gets the ball. UFC has more rules. It was always a short game, since it wasn't long till nobody wanted to try to get the ball. Grown-ups would really lets boys go at each other back them. There was still a draft back then, so they probably figured we'd end up in Vietnam, or wherever the next war was. Might as well let us get a head start by combat training each other.
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The reason you were the 2nd biggest kid in elementary school was because you were the only 3rd grader that was 15 years old.
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Good guess shailyn, but they already had social promotion, even back then. A big contributor to the rise of MAGA.
KAFU
Keep America Fucked Up
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There was also a girl named Becky at my elementary school who'd tell you she wanted to whisper a secret in your ear, but then she'd spit in it. I think maybe she's the one who convinced all black dudes that white girls named Becky are hawk tuah girls.
Cisgirls just need to toughen up.
Guys that use the term cis need to toughen up
ciswusses need to toughen up.
Women aren't considered feminine unless they at least shave their legs and armpits. So, point taken, they're all trans, just a question of how trans.
In any case, I ignore toughness advice from anyone who hasn't played smear the queer at least once.
MAGA was there. It's always been there. Just had different names, and forms. MAGA is what happens when its opposition is not motivated to push back, and is not as engaged.
MAGA was called the Klan back then. But they never burned a cross cause I was getting creamed all the time.
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