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1 hour ago

So, where was MAGA when I was a kid?

I was the second biggest kid in my elementary school. So, whenever we played a pickup game of football, everyone insisted it was up to me to block the biggest kid in my elementary school. The problem with that was, the biggest kid was a foot taller than me. Needless to say, I constantly got creamed. I can blame my ubiquitous typos on countless childhood concussions. What I want to know is, if cisgirls having to play against transgirls is a major national issue, why wasn't me getting creamed all the time a major national issue?
If we wanted to play something quick, we'd play what we called "smear the queer". Whoever has the ball gets tackled by everybody, until someone else gets the ball. UFC has more rules. It was always a short game, since it wasn't long till nobody wanted to try to get the ball. Grown-ups would really lets boys go at each other back them. There was still a draft back then, so they probably figured we'd end up in Vietnam, or wherever the next war was. Might as well let us get a head start by combat training each other.

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