Some time ago there was a discussion here where mongers discussed some of the stranger, crazier, funnier things that they experienced, participated in, or saw in Tijuana. I thought I'd start it back up...
I was in La Valentina several years ago and there was a pregnant dancer. Not a baby bump but around 8 months along. She was lactating and when mongers approached he, she'd squirt them with her breast milk. While I didn't arriba her, I did spring for a couple of fichas.
Iād have to draw the line at an obviously pregnant girl. But I do really like the breastmilk!
I remember @devl_dawgg replying to one of my old reviews with this story...lol
I met this chica from BT. It was late and I drank a lot that night. We were in my room and she was riding me. It was a really hot session. She in the middle says something in Spanish like you want L......? I smile, she leaned in while riding me so I thought she wanted to me to suck but was I went in her arm came up and squeezed a shot of milk in my mouth. My head went back and I don't think I moved for like 10-20 seconds, eyes probably wide opened trying to process what happened, how it tasted, what she said all the while I think it turned her in because she was bouncing hard screaming. As I said in the review, only in TJ.
Oh another weird experience about 4 months ago, I had a long ficha and arriba session with this chica. We had a good connection so I went back down with her to have more fichas after the arriba.
We were sitting in the booth next to the ramp area between the main and backstage in HK that looks at the entrance to LC by the main stage.
She said, I trust you, do you trust me to do something? I said sure what is it? She said just sit there and let me do the work. We are in the club surrounded by people so I figured what could go wrong, go for it.
She pulls my face in for a deep French kiss, so I thought. She did stick her tongue in but then she used it to swab and run it on my teeth. So I sitting there with my mouth open and her mouth pressed on mine but inside her tongue is slowly feeling my teeth. It was weird. I was frozen again trying to process what was going on
After we disengaged, she said, "thank you, I have a thing with straight teeth". So yeah, a teeth fetish I never knew existed until 4 months ago. Only in TJ
Think I mentioned this before, but I had a very weird experience on one of my first TJ trips. I stayed at Rizo de Oro and went downstairs to Tropical. I was standing by the dance floor watching the action and then suddenly this small chica came in front of me and started humping and grinding on me with her butt. Her name escapes me, but she kept going for about 10 minutes. I bought her a ficha, then a table opened up and we went over to sit down.
Then she got up and started grinding again on me. Bought her a couple more fichas, then she asked me to buy her a cigarette - or at least I thought it was a cigarette. Turns out she bought a marijuana roll. Still, didnāt think it was a big deal at the time.
After another ficha, I decided to take to my room for arriba. Soon as we got inside, she was all over me with DFK and more grinding. Eventually we did the deed, but then she started feeling drowsy and went to sleep. I knew she was supposed to be there for just an hour and I didnāt want to get the knock on the door, so I tried to wake up, telling her it was time for her to go back. But she didnāt want to leave, and sure enough, I got the dreaded door knock and decided to pay the bar fine (bucket of beers) for another hour.
Another hour passed and I still couldnāt get her to wake up. I decided to call the front desk and ask security to come and help her leave the room. After a few minutes, they finally woke her up, but now I thought I was gonna be in trouble because she was definitely intoxicated and under the influence. I was concerned that they might accuse me of drugging her.
So I told one of the club managers what happened, and he told me that the girl had been known to do this before. I said that this was my first time ever there and I didnāt want to go to jail. He said I had nothing to worry about, that what she did was an act. The manager told me heād comp me a meal at the Senda Norte restaurant downstairs and that the next night heād buy me a couple of beers. That was very nice of him to do. He also offered me some helpful advice on how to avoid dealing with the sharks that work in the clubs - and the Tropical girl was one of them.
So yeah, definitely a weird thing.
Have actually seen a pregnant dancer before, late 1990s in upstate NY. Was not my type but would jump at the chance to arriba a pregnant dancer who was!
Not a Tijuana story but one that always makes me laugh.
For those Mongers that were in the military and stationed in Okinawa Japan, you might remember The Naha Music Company, aka "The Stage".Ā The Stage was a club with beer machines and a rotating stage.Ā Most of the patrons were middle-aged JapaneseĀ couples.
Typical stage show: clothed, topless, then naked.Ā FourthĀ set she would hand out condoms so that you could play with her pussy.Ā After the fourth set, patrons could jump on stage and have sex with the dancer.
One night there was this VERY wasted Marine that decided to jump onĀ stage.Ā Unfortunately, it just wasn't working.Ā With a puzzledĀ look he stared at his junk, slapped it twice and shouted: wake up!
The audience roared!
devl_dawgg, coming across a 8-months pregnant dancer at a TJ club is quite rare.So, your experience has been rather uniquešš»
On a funnier note, in my case while I was having a threesome VIP session at the 3rd level corner VIP room of HK, I by mistake turned the bright lights on and Iāll leave the rest to your imagination ( on how well that turned out, despite immediately turning them off but it still wasnāt quick enough )šš