New Management

I'm not from Springfield, but I know the new manager. You guys are in for a, uh....something. She's redoing the whole thing as "Moulin Rouge meets the midwest." She's advertising for circus performers, drag queens, comedians, and burlesque performers. My guess is that the days of playing with titties in the lap dance room are long gone. What do you think is the over/under on her getting canned? 3 months? 4? PLEASE, let's see some reviews.