THAT’S JUST THE START
IF TRUMP GETS ELECTED
WE WANT THE GOVERNMENT INVOLVED ON ALL ASPECTS OF YpOUR SEX LIFE…
WAY MORE INVOLVED
WAY MORE INVOLVED
WHEN YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO USE CONTRACEPTION
NO PILLS,
NO CONDOMS.
YOUR GENITALS ARE RESERVED FOR PROCREATION.
IF YOU FREEZE TWELVE EGGS, YOU SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO HAVE TWELVE BABIES…
OR ELSE YOU ARE A SERIAL KILLER
AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT A SERIAL KILLER
ARE YOU?
MY SOM MONITORS MY PORN USAGE..,
TO MAKE SURE I AM NOT SELF PLEASURING.
JUST LIKE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE MIKE JOHNSON, THAT IS TRUE, YOU CAN LOOK IT UP.
DON’T YOU THINK THAT’S NORMAL?
YEA I DO
IT IS NORMAL FOR YOUR SON TO DO THAT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER MONITOR YOUR PORN USAGE TOO.
BECAUSE PLEASURING YOURSELF IS VERY VERY NAUGHTY.
I AM VOTING IN NOVEMBER
I AM VOTING IN NOVEMBER
WE ALL ARE VOTING IN NOVEMBER, ARE YOU?
BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR BEDROOM IS UP TO ME
IS UP TO ME AND MY SON
ALSO MOUTH STUFF
SLURP SLURP SLURP
IS A SIN.
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DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRP! FKOFFCLOWN