US MAGA REPUBLICANS BANNED ABORTION… BUT THAT’S JUST THE START

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CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
THAT’S JUST THE START

IF TRUMP GETS ELECTED

WE WANT THE GOVERNMENT INVOLVED ON ALL ASPECTS OF YpOUR SEX LIFE…

WAY MORE INVOLVED

WAY MORE INVOLVED

WHEN YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO USE CONTRACEPTION

NO PILLS,

NO CONDOMS.

YOUR GENITALS ARE RESERVED FOR PROCREATION.

IF YOU FREEZE TWELVE EGGS, YOU SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO HAVE TWELVE BABIES…

OR ELSE YOU ARE A SERIAL KILLER

AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT A SERIAL KILLER

ARE YOU?

MY SOM MONITORS MY PORN USAGE..,

TO MAKE SURE I AM NOT SELF PLEASURING.

JUST LIKE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE MIKE JOHNSON, THAT IS TRUE, YOU CAN LOOK IT UP.

DON’T YOU THINK THAT’S NORMAL?

YEA I DO

IT IS NORMAL FOR YOUR SON TO DO THAT.

YOU SHOULD HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER MONITOR YOUR PORN USAGE TOO.

BECAUSE PLEASURING YOURSELF IS VERY VERY NAUGHTY.

I AM VOTING IN NOVEMBER

I AM VOTING IN NOVEMBER

WE ALL ARE VOTING IN NOVEMBER, ARE YOU?

BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR BEDROOM IS UP TO ME

IS UP TO ME AND MY SON

ALSO MOUTH STUFF

SLURP SLURP SLURP

IS A SIN.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4O14Z9f07i…

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MonacoGP
4 months ago
DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRP!
FKOFFCLOWN
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jaybud999
4 months ago
Now now CJ.....this is the same, but opposite of gamm, puddy, and orange firing off about their bullshit. We all know the majority of both groups meet somewhere closer to the middle. You're firing about ultra conservative evangelicals.....which I see as a subset of Republicans, and not a very flattering set.
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founder
4 months ago
Do you even have sex?
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shailynn
4 months ago
^ if masturbating to Instagram models all day counts then I think the answer is “yes.”
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TheeOSU
4 months ago
He pulls his pecker to his dick pic collection when he's not jacking it to Trump's speeches.
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CJKent_band
4 months ago
@founder

I will play along and answer your question.

Q: Do you even have sex?
A: Who doesn’t?”

I am lucky enough to live in the United States of America 🇺🇸 where all of the “relationships” with women are possible…

I would refer you to Demosthenes (384 – 12 October 322 BC)
~ Greek statesman and orator of ancient Athens.

1. We have courtesans for the sake of pleasure.
2. Concubines for the daily health of our bodies, and
3. Wives to bear us lawful offspring and be the faithful guardians of our homes

In this list is the Greek view of woman in the classic age.

In today’s world Demosthenes would say:

We have:

1. High end escorts, centerfolds, actresses, models, Strippers (ITC OTC) etc that provide PSE/GFE for the sake of pleasure.
2. Mistresses/Sugar Babies/Concubines; etc, for the daily health of our bodies.
3. Trophy Girlfriends/Wives to bear us lawful offspring, and be the faithful guardians of our homes.
4. Realistic Sex Dolls/Gynoids/Fembots, and Internet Porn and Instagram/Onlyfans “Models”, for kicks-and-giggles”.
5. Street walkers and 304s for when you are horny, drunk, high, depressed, bipolar or just plain stupid and crazy, poor and miserable and can’t afford anything else.

Historically It is the same all over the world…

I have thousands of Pics and Vids of My ATFs throughout the years…

Remember

“In this country, you gotta make the money first.

Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”

~ Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in the movie Scarface (1983)

Let’s be careful out there there…

:D
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TheeOSU
4 months ago
Q: Do you even have sex?
A: Who doesn’t?”


#YOU!
Jacking off to dick pics and Trump speeches aren't considered to be sex by normal people.
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Icey
4 months ago
Trump supporters love sesta fosta
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