Advice for Newbies

what city are you talking about?

You are asking for a lot here, but maybe Strip Clubbing for Dummies would approach it this way:

I'm a relative newbie to the club and escort scene.
....keep it up and you'll eventually be an oldie

I hate getting burned because I'm ignorant of what I should be paying.
.... only pay half of what is asked.

I'd love to get some advice on how to get the most for you money at clubs, and with escorts.
.... that was easy, only pay half. And quit wasting time with the escorts - they won't agree to half.

What should I expect to be able to get in a private lapdance session.
....a hard-on, maybe.

How can you know if a lapper is going to give you the kind of experience you want?
....you don't know until after it's done.


Do you ask them in advance?
....ask for?....extra's - in advance....a tissue - afterwards.

Are there subtle clues to look for?
....yes, if the girl keeps a couple of feet away from you, you might have dog breath or you're getting a table dance. Don't ask for extra's in these cases. If she unzips you then you need to ask about the cost of having Willey out in the air and, again, only pay half....do not pay her to zip you back up.

Code words to use?
....you: dollars....her: are you a cop

Please educate this beginner.
....visit TUSCL 1,000 times

I seek your greater wisdom.
....sure you do.