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We all use the scale of 10 to describe our appreciation of something - usually the beauty factor of a  woman. In fact there was even a movie starring Bo Derek titled "10." Since we all like different attributes I propose standardizing the scale of 10 to make it more meaningful to everyone.



When I assign a score…

When I first learned about massage parlors and what could be had behind those blacked-out windows, I scoured the Internet for information. I wanted to know exactly what to do and say — down to the last detail — to ensure a good time. I found some good information, but I didn't find exactly what I was looking for:…

The Big List 2009



Since ratings can only tell so much, this list puts all the ones I've reviewed head-to-head, top to bottom.  Here's the lowdown: I'm only listing clubs that I've reviewed on TUSCL or will review shortly.  If the club is obviously closed or gone I'll…

The following tidbit on the club scene in Tijuana, MX was written in response to a message from a fellow TUSCLer.  Given the topic I thought it might be of general interest and decided to post it as an article with a couple of edits.  I wouldn't necessarily consider the following advice but it's information nonetheless:



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2008 was a doozy.  highs and lows, ups and downs.  but we survived, most of us intact.  so here is to those who made it to 2009.



Some of the things that made me think-



Gas prices:  Hard to believe we were paying $4 a gallon plus less than 12 months ago.   Proof that the system is…

Gents:



In the following words, I offer my two cents on how to negotiate at clubs and get more mileage for your dollars.  I'm assuming you know how to find the right clubs for your speed.  I offer no tips on how to select a club or how to select a dancer.  Just how to stretch your bux.<br…

To all of the PLs,



I have been going to strip clubs for years, ever since a friend took me in October 1982 for my bachelor party (when I lived in Orlando).  It can be an addictive experience, like drugs, alcohol, gambling, smoking, etc.  I went to different clubs in Orlando, then I continued…

The Big List 2008



So I was sitting around talking with a couple of people about their favorite clubs around the country.  One of them had just checked out Irving's the night before for the first time (two thumbs up but still prefers Norma Jeans on The…

Contrary to popular opinion, strip clubs aren't all alike.  In fact one can argue that they are all unique, that no two are alike.  There is an almost endless variety, which is part of the fun of visiting different strip clubs.  But sooner or later most of us develop a preference for one sort of club over another, so…