Stripper Name on a dollar bill on wall of bar.

So my wife danced a decade ago.  She regrets it.  I hate it.  Whatever.  So she remembers that her "stage name" is written on a dollar bill at a local bar she used to work at.  Its about 10 feet off the ground.  Its a busy place.  Whats a guy to do?  Ill tell you what... I walk in like I own the place.  Jump up on the bar and rip it down.  Everybody goes nuts.  Cops are on the way.  Owner is yelling at me.  I jump down  Throw the bartender a 5 and said sorry...that had to happen.  And left.  Thats the end of the story.  Guess you had to be there.  It was AWESOME.  I brought the dollar home and burned it.  Thats not her name.