Why strippers are not prostitutes

I have seen so many guys fail miserably at trying to pick up a stripper or get "FS" at the club.  Odds are, it ain't gonna happen.  Period.  She has heard every line in the book, been offered more than you earn in a month (or a year, in some cases), and doesn't find your Old Spice cologne bath with terrible breath and stinking ass the least bit attractive.  Would you like to have sex with you?  I mean, come on.  They are masters at what they do and enjoy it.  She is there to provide a fantasy and that's it--if you think you can pay her to have sex with you, then she has succeeded and you have FAILED.  I have even heard of some guys who claim to bet bareback FS at a club--are you fucking kidding me man?  Yeah, she'll do it with you, but your dick is no more immune to (insert STD) than any other poor soul who "got lucky" at the club for a cool $grand$ more.

Getting back on topic, they are not prostitutes.  You may find one in every hundred dancers, but odds are they're so coked up they won't be there for long and sooner or later the word will get out that ""Carmen" at XYZ club gives FS for $250" and then LE shows up, busts the place for prostitution, and the doors are locked. 

If you're so intent on getting laid, look elsewhere.  Its cheaper, easier, and its still illegal.  Leave those gorgeous strippers alone to do what they get paid to do--strip.