Club Value as a Function of US Geography

I just thought I’d make the observation that mileage for clubbing (based on number of clubs in this website’s listing in the Value category) is disproportionately best in the eastern half of the USA, less in the midwest, and worst in the western half.
Top 40 Strip Clubs for Value:
Northeast 13; South 16 (Florida has 5, Texas 4); Midwest 5; Interior West 1; West Coast 2; Mexico 2; Canada 1