Goal to make my ranking of LI Clubs

First time I attended a gentlemen's club was at Carousel in Suffolk back in 2014. At the time I hanged out with my best friend and co-workers. It wasn't the best experience since the dancers were mid looking with muffin tops, the club was small and it reeked of cigarettes. I left without spending any money and, alongside my best friend, waited outside for my coworkers to finish their LDs.

Cue seven years later and I got back into going to an SC during a bachelor party. I mean why not? The group, myself included attended 2 SCs: Sugardaddys in LIC and Billy Dean's In Nassau. I had a blast at both locations. Winding down with a drink while a topless girl is performing in front of me does help to relive stress. That night was when I was interested in how the other clubs are in Long Island.

I'll give each spot 2/3 to see if I came by at the wrong time.

S - Blue Flag, Deal Maker, Ambience, Best Spot
A - Green Flag, Acceptable, Friendly, minor issues
B - Yellow Flag, Negotiable, few issues
C - Orange Flag, Medium risk, take precaution
D - Red Flag, Huge risk, plenty of issues
F - Black Flag, Deal Breaker, Avoid this spot

Lets be real. No club is going to be at its peak every single night. I will narrow down which spots will give the best experience as possible to make your money and time count.