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Lets face it-some va-jay-jays are prettier than others. After years of snatch gazing, I have developed a poker face when I see vaj, like hiding a good card in Texas hold "em. You don't want to be rude or run from the tip rail.

If you are doing a tip rail only night, its usually what ever is next on the menu. Some dancers pay fees so they don't do stage work. Some are so busy on laps or VIPs that management will let them take a stage pass. Also some gals will take the extra stage if they are not making money in laps.

-My technique when you see a dancer you fancy take the stage.
A)When you see the gal you like on stage move to the front. Already have your drink(to avoid pesty waitress seeking 2 drink minimum). Already have your ones ready.
B) Tip more than 1 dollar. At a minimum tip 2 dollars per song. In a 3 song set that equals 6 dollars for a naked woman-a bargain.
C) Smile at the bitch. Just once when you have eye contact.
D) When she scoops up the cash say "great dance"(whether you mean it or not).

-Technique when a "Oh, hell naw" dancer takes the stage while you are at the rail.
1)Keep your head on a swivel. Some dancers you say "nope" and move away before the click of her heels. Some dancers you might say 'maybe' and wait to see what's under the hood.
2) Leave 1 dollar and walk away at the end of set 1 or whenever she turns her back to you on set 1.
3) At worst, if stay for a 3 songs don't tip more than $2 dollar .
4) Do not run from the stage screaming "The Horror! The Horror!" If you see a vag that scares you. Remain calm and wait for the next dancer.